Solaris Knight
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FRIDAY NIGHT!! It's 1994, and Nintendo is launching their big kannonball into the console wars of the age, as the Kremlings launch their banana heist! We'll be reading the DKC instruction manual and playing the game to full completion!
Approx 7 PM Pacific at www.twitch.tv/altermentality
Approx 7 PM Pacific at www.twitch.tv/altermentality
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
FRIDAY NIGHT!! It's 1994, and Nintendo is launching their big kannonball into the console wars of the age, as the Kremlings launch their banana heist! We'll be reading the DKC instruction manual and playing the game to full completion!
Approx 7 PM Pacific at www.twitch.tv/altermentality
Approx 7 PM Pacific at www.twitch.tv/altermentality
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Future sessions in this chapter of the Kronology will include supplementary materials and adaptations of DKC before we move into Donkey Kong Land. The next stream will likely be next weekend (Saturday) and cover the Nintendo Strategy Guide and a revisit of the bonkers novelization.
December 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Future sessions in this chapter of the Kronology will include supplementary materials and adaptations of DKC before we move into Donkey Kong Land. The next stream will likely be next weekend (Saturday) and cover the Nintendo Strategy Guide and a revisit of the bonkers novelization.
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boomers were made even more violently insane because of dairy queen being closed for two weeks in 2020, if amazon deliveries become week long waits they will start showing up to offices with guns
I wish i were as optimistic as you
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
boomers were made even more violently insane because of dairy queen being closed for two weeks in 2020, if amazon deliveries become week long waits they will start showing up to offices with guns
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no company can do anything anymore, I do not believe Amazon can spin this up. If their deliveries get one day slower people will mass cancel amazon prime and all their executives will budd dwyer
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
no company can do anything anymore, I do not believe Amazon can spin this up. If their deliveries get one day slower people will mass cancel amazon prime and all their executives will budd dwyer
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this will fail and they'll go back to USPS almost instantly
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
this will fail and they'll go back to USPS almost instantly
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I also don’t meant to beat on totally not mark but I feel like his Dragon Ball rewrites fall into a similar trap. Not fight scenes but he’s a guy that tries to make this high art and it’s like bro you need to know what series this is. It’s not this deep philosophical franchise.
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I also don’t meant to beat on totally not mark but I feel like his Dragon Ball rewrites fall into a similar trap. Not fight scenes but he’s a guy that tries to make this high art and it’s like bro you need to know what series this is. It’s not this deep philosophical franchise.
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-Moved offices to LA which is expensive
-The Pandemic
-Got into publishing funding 3 games that weren’t as successful as Shovel Knight
-Split into 2 teams working on 2 separate projects instead of all hands on deck with 1
-The Pandemic
-Got into publishing funding 3 games that weren’t as successful as Shovel Knight
-Split into 2 teams working on 2 separate projects instead of all hands on deck with 1
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
-Moved offices to LA which is expensive
-The Pandemic
-Got into publishing funding 3 games that weren’t as successful as Shovel Knight
-Split into 2 teams working on 2 separate projects instead of all hands on deck with 1
-The Pandemic
-Got into publishing funding 3 games that weren’t as successful as Shovel Knight
-Split into 2 teams working on 2 separate projects instead of all hands on deck with 1
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prime 3 especially feels a lot like twilight princess
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
prime 3 especially feels a lot like twilight princess
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like they kinda split a bit with Zelda focusing really hard on puzzles, but ultimately the structure of the two series have always been very similar
December 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
like they kinda split a bit with Zelda focusing really hard on puzzles, but ultimately the structure of the two series have always been very similar
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christmas shopping for normal people is so much harder than internet perverts
don't you just have some little creature I can have drawn in A Situation
don't you just have some little creature I can have drawn in A Situation
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
christmas shopping for normal people is so much harder than internet perverts
don't you just have some little creature I can have drawn in A Situation
don't you just have some little creature I can have drawn in A Situation
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We are OVER $25K ON DAY TWO, with just over $4k left to hit our minimum goal for 2026! You're all incredible, thanks for the support and the shares!
Finishing the meter isn't a guarantee though, so if you were thinking of giving but waiting, help us keep this momentum going! gamehistory.org/donate
Finishing the meter isn't a guarantee though, so if you were thinking of giving but waiting, help us keep this momentum going! gamehistory.org/donate
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We are OVER $25K ON DAY TWO, with just over $4k left to hit our minimum goal for 2026! You're all incredible, thanks for the support and the shares!
Finishing the meter isn't a guarantee though, so if you were thinking of giving but waiting, help us keep this momentum going! gamehistory.org/donate
Finishing the meter isn't a guarantee though, so if you were thinking of giving but waiting, help us keep this momentum going! gamehistory.org/donate
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Truth be told I would be more disappointed if the other two didn't show up but I would have had a lot of fun with the Creek outfit. There's still time, tho, so fingers crossed.
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Truth be told I would be more disappointed if the other two didn't show up but I would have had a lot of fun with the Creek outfit. There's still time, tho, so fingers crossed.
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one of the few things that actually makes me go 'wow, future!', as stupid as it is, is how many things now have quick connect fittings
yes, I am bedazzled by a quick connect hose fitting
yes, I am bedazzled by a quick connect hose fitting
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
one of the few things that actually makes me go 'wow, future!', as stupid as it is, is how many things now have quick connect fittings
yes, I am bedazzled by a quick connect hose fitting
yes, I am bedazzled by a quick connect hose fitting
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no wonder this series had fujos though everybody is at max homoerotic bro tension at all times
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
no wonder this series had fujos though everybody is at max homoerotic bro tension at all times
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I will say, the state of things right now makes it really feel like a Wolfenstein game couldn't come out today
Not because it would make the Nazis mad, it was already going to do that; No, because seeing any imagery that's clearly not meant to be idealized will make illiterate libs/centrists shiver
Not because it would make the Nazis mad, it was already going to do that; No, because seeing any imagery that's clearly not meant to be idealized will make illiterate libs/centrists shiver
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I will say, the state of things right now makes it really feel like a Wolfenstein game couldn't come out today
Not because it would make the Nazis mad, it was already going to do that; No, because seeing any imagery that's clearly not meant to be idealized will make illiterate libs/centrists shiver
Not because it would make the Nazis mad, it was already going to do that; No, because seeing any imagery that's clearly not meant to be idealized will make illiterate libs/centrists shiver
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look guys they just violated the store's content guidelines, which are published nowhere, won't be elaborated on, and are enforced wildly inconsistently if somehow real ones do exist somewhere internally
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
look guys they just violated the store's content guidelines, which are published nowhere, won't be elaborated on, and are enforced wildly inconsistently if somehow real ones do exist somewhere internally
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the fact storefronts always completely clam up when they remove something and never respond to any requests by the developer on how to make their game compliant kind of gives away the entire game and it is dumb to pretend it doesn't
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the fact storefronts always completely clam up when they remove something and never respond to any requests by the developer on how to make their game compliant kind of gives away the entire game and it is dumb to pretend it doesn't
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the algo is now serving me supernatural clips and with no context it just comes off like RE8 Chris having conversations about what he needs to do to find a gun that can kill time
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the algo is now serving me supernatural clips and with no context it just comes off like RE8 Chris having conversations about what he needs to do to find a gun that can kill time
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I guess it's hard to make like Boardwalk Empire when your game has to be an open world third person shooter with crafting and survival mechanics because That's What Games Are
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I guess it's hard to make like Boardwalk Empire when your game has to be an open world third person shooter with crafting and survival mechanics because That's What Games Are
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period dramas are (and have been for like 20 years) pretty much the go-to for making your audience feel smart, weird that we haven't really gotten games doing that despite them so desperately wanting that sweet prestige tv cred
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
period dramas are (and have been for like 20 years) pretty much the go-to for making your audience feel smart, weird that we haven't really gotten games doing that despite them so desperately wanting that sweet prestige tv cred
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I dropped it a lot sooner than I thought I would, but they put out Bananza right after, so it's not like Nintendo doesn't still have the juice.
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I dropped it a lot sooner than I thought I would, but they put out Bananza right after, so it's not like Nintendo doesn't still have the juice.
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just admin you want to jack off, this and the 'haha look how funny it is' is so tiring
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
just admin you want to jack off, this and the 'haha look how funny it is' is so tiring
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getting hung up on the continuity of a nintendo franchise is like losing at chess to a dog, except there isn't a dog and there never was, there isn't a chessboard either, you're not even indoors, you're standing in the parking lot of a shuttered Kmart, a hollow wind blows
September 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
getting hung up on the continuity of a nintendo franchise is like losing at chess to a dog, except there isn't a dog and there never was, there isn't a chessboard either, you're not even indoors, you're standing in the parking lot of a shuttered Kmart, a hollow wind blows
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dumbass
Horses shows "abuse, gory imagery (mutilation, blood), depictions of slavery, physical and psychological torture, domestic abuse, sexual assault, suicide"
It also implies someone is r*ped until they die. It's implied someone comitts necrophillia on the corpse.
Why are we mad about this ban?
It also implies someone is r*ped until they die. It's implied someone comitts necrophillia on the corpse.
Why are we mad about this ban?
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
dumbass