like it'd be unbelievably useful if it could measure things from me looking at them and use AR to mark points but there is no fucking way it could do that

this isn't true at all though, recruitment for police military and ice are down because moral is so bad and tons of GOP ghouls are getting screamed at by their constituents so hard they're retiring

Future sessions in this chapter of the Kronology will include supplementary materials and adaptations of DKC before we move into Donkey Kong Land. The next stream will likely be next weekend (Saturday) and cover the Nintendo Strategy Guide and a revisit of the bonkers novelization.

boomers were made even more violently insane because of dairy queen being closed for two weeks in 2020, if amazon deliveries become week long waits they will start showing up to offices with guns

no company can do anything anymore, I do not believe Amazon can spin this up. If their deliveries get one day slower people will mass cancel amazon prime and all their executives will budd dwyer

I also don’t meant to beat on totally not mark but I feel like his Dragon Ball rewrites fall into a similar trap. Not fight scenes but he’s a guy that tries to make this high art and it’s like bro you need to know what series this is. It’s not this deep philosophical franchise.

-Moved offices to LA which is expensive
-The Pandemic
-Got into publishing funding 3 games that weren’t as successful as Shovel Knight
-Split into 2 teams working on 2 separate projects instead of all hands on deck with 1

prime 3 especially feels a lot like twilight princess

like they kinda split a bit with Zelda focusing really hard on puzzles, but ultimately the structure of the two series have always been very similar

I only know who Joyboy is from That Panel

Truth be told I would be more disappointed if the other two didn't show up but I would have had a lot of fun with the Creek outfit. There's still time, tho, so fingers crossed.

no wonder this series had fujos though everybody is at max homoerotic bro tension at all times

I will say, the state of things right now makes it really feel like a Wolfenstein game couldn't come out today

Not because it would make the Nazis mad, it was already going to do that; No, because seeing any imagery that's clearly not meant to be idealized will make illiterate libs/centrists shiver

look guys they just violated the store's content guidelines, which are published nowhere, won't be elaborated on, and are enforced wildly inconsistently if somehow real ones do exist somewhere internally

I guess it's hard to make like Boardwalk Empire when your game has to be an open world third person shooter with crafting and survival mechanics because That's What Games Are