Straight Outta Yankton
@somehooplehead.bsky.social
Formerly healthy person handling life's hurdles like a slalom skier.
People tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.
My opinions should be made your own.
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
People tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.
My opinions should be made your own.
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
We just gonna pretend Venezuela ain't happen?
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
We just gonna pretend Venezuela ain't happen?
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February 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Ew. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
I am sorry, but a story whining about spending one's entire life playing a sport on the charity of others without holding ANY job, and whining as if society owed her a salary in exchange for her pursuing her INDIVIDUAL dream is insane. DELUSIONAL!
www.businessinsider.com/monica-aksam...
I am sorry, but a story whining about spending one's entire life playing a sport on the charity of others without holding ANY job, and whining as if society owed her a salary in exchange for her pursuing her INDIVIDUAL dream is insane. DELUSIONAL!
www.businessinsider.com/monica-aksam...
I won a bronze medal at the 2016 Olympics. I had to fund my dream myself, and started a GoFundMe to pay my debt.
Monica Aksamit won a Bronze medal in the 2016 Olympics with team USA. She says she had to go into debt to fund her dream and destroyed her credit score.
www.businessinsider.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Ew. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
I am sorry, but a story whining about spending one's entire life playing a sport on the charity of others without holding ANY job, and whining as if society owed her a salary in exchange for her pursuing her INDIVIDUAL dream is insane. DELUSIONAL!
www.businessinsider.com/monica-aksam...
I am sorry, but a story whining about spending one's entire life playing a sport on the charity of others without holding ANY job, and whining as if society owed her a salary in exchange for her pursuing her INDIVIDUAL dream is insane. DELUSIONAL!
www.businessinsider.com/monica-aksam...
We don't talk enough about Kevin Spacey's insane "take me back" video.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 AM
We don't talk enough about Kevin Spacey's insane "take me back" video.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
We don't talk enough about Kevin Spacey's insane "take me back" video.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 AM
We don't talk enough about Kevin Spacey's insane "take me back" video.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
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NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
When does congress demand its laws be followed?
We blew right past crazy town and are heading to ARE THERE NO LAWS? LAND
We blew right past crazy town and are heading to ARE THERE NO LAWS? LAND
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
When does congress demand its laws be followed?
We blew right past crazy town and are heading to ARE THERE NO LAWS? LAND
We blew right past crazy town and are heading to ARE THERE NO LAWS? LAND
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Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."
Pam Bondi is a battling against justice for billionaire vampires that feast on the flesh of our children.
I am embarrassed by America.
I am embarrassed by our alleged representatives and those that are asked to uphold the law.
More than embarrassed, I am enraged that they are winning.
I am embarrassed by America.
I am embarrassed by our alleged representatives and those that are asked to uphold the law.
More than embarrassed, I am enraged that they are winning.
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Pam Bondi is a battling against justice for billionaire vampires that feast on the flesh of our children.
I am embarrassed by America.
I am embarrassed by our alleged representatives and those that are asked to uphold the law.
More than embarrassed, I am enraged that they are winning.
I am embarrassed by America.
I am embarrassed by our alleged representatives and those that are asked to uphold the law.
More than embarrassed, I am enraged that they are winning.
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Walkinshaw: Bondi is going to have to answer questions about her failure to follow the law with respect to the Epstein files. Missed the deadline, continues to hide 2.5 million files, redactions that are not consistent with the law. What's she covering up and who is she covering up for?
February 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Walkinshaw: Bondi is going to have to answer questions about her failure to follow the law with respect to the Epstein files. Missed the deadline, continues to hide 2.5 million files, redactions that are not consistent with the law. What's she covering up and who is she covering up for?
"Manifest destiny for Ben Ogden!"
Huh?
This cross-country skiing announcer had to shout something. I guess. I mean, I guess?
Huh?
This cross-country skiing announcer had to shout something. I guess. I mean, I guess?
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
"Manifest destiny for Ben Ogden!"
Huh?
This cross-country skiing announcer had to shout something. I guess. I mean, I guess?
Huh?
This cross-country skiing announcer had to shout something. I guess. I mean, I guess?
I'm no Columbo, but my money is on civil rights violations associated with their fostering the conditions of her state-sanctioned murder, and subsequent cover-up.
I want graves to piss on.
I want graves to piss on.
Federal prosecutors in Minnesota were preparing to start a civil rights investigation into Renee Good’s shooting.
Then top administration officials intervened and ordered them to stop, triggering a wave of resignations in the process.
What is the regime trying to hide from us?
Then top administration officials intervened and ordered them to stop, triggering a wave of resignations in the process.
What is the regime trying to hide from us?
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I'm no Columbo, but my money is on civil rights violations associated with their fostering the conditions of her state-sanctioned murder, and subsequent cover-up.
I want graves to piss on.
I want graves to piss on.
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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Rep. Stansbury on the Epstein files: "Congress is controlled by Donald Trump's allies…He is being actively shielded by members of his own party…We need to hold these people accountable. And my message to Donald Trump is we're coming for you. We are not moving on."
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Rep. Stansbury on the Epstein files: "Congress is controlled by Donald Trump's allies…He is being actively shielded by members of his own party…We need to hold these people accountable. And my message to Donald Trump is we're coming for you. We are not moving on."
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ICE agents! Keep quitting, spill the beans and help us take down the institutuon that's not going to pay you anyway.
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
ICE agents! Keep quitting, spill the beans and help us take down the institutuon that's not going to pay you anyway.
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How does Anheuser-Busch InBev...a foreign multinational company....HAVE a bald eagle?
What the fuck is THAT?!?!?
What the fuck is THAT?!?!?
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
How does Anheuser-Busch InBev...a foreign multinational company....HAVE a bald eagle?
What the fuck is THAT?!?!?
What the fuck is THAT?!?!?
Cypress Hill always gets this house bumpin'
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Cypress Hill always gets this house bumpin'
I want to see an Olympian use their camera time to call Jake Tapper a "joke not worthy of being called a hack" on an international stage.
Is that too much to ask?
Is that too much to ask?
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I want to see an Olympian use their camera time to call Jake Tapper a "joke not worthy of being called a hack" on an international stage.
Is that too much to ask?
Is that too much to ask?
Oh, no. What did Biden do now, Jake?
The president is now attacking a US Olympian as a “Loser” and misrepresenting his words for his mild unspecified criticisms about things going on in the US right now.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Oh, no. What did Biden do now, Jake?
Makes me happy to see Adam Sandler at the Super Bowl.
It makes me sad to see Snoop Dog at the Olympics. Or anywhere.
It makes me sad to see Snoop Dog at the Olympics. Or anywhere.
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Makes me happy to see Adam Sandler at the Super Bowl.
It makes me sad to see Snoop Dog at the Olympics. Or anywhere.
It makes me sad to see Snoop Dog at the Olympics. Or anywhere.
Draft kings should lick my balls
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Draft kings should lick my balls
Legit, was like, "who tf is Chris Pratt?"
Took me a minute. Why is he so unrrcognizable?
Took me a minute. Why is he so unrrcognizable?
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Legit, was like, "who tf is Chris Pratt?"
Took me a minute. Why is he so unrrcognizable?
Took me a minute. Why is he so unrrcognizable?
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And logic:
"When one guy says it's raining & another says it's sunny, your job is not to quote them both. It's to stick your own hand out the window to see which one is telling the truth."
-- anonymous pre-Internet editor
"When one guy says it's raining & another says it's sunny, your job is not to quote them both. It's to stick your own hand out the window to see which one is telling the truth."
-- anonymous pre-Internet editor
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
And logic:
"When one guy says it's raining & another says it's sunny, your job is not to quote them both. It's to stick your own hand out the window to see which one is telling the truth."
-- anonymous pre-Internet editor
"When one guy says it's raining & another says it's sunny, your job is not to quote them both. It's to stick your own hand out the window to see which one is telling the truth."
-- anonymous pre-Internet editor