Straight Outta Yankton
@somehooplehead.bsky.social
Formerly healthy person handling life's hurdles like a slalom skier.
People tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.
My opinions should be made your own.
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
People tell me it is as if my face were dashed against rocks; Handsome-face-making rocks.
My opinions should be made your own.
Not related to Ozzie Smith in any way (regretfully).
It is comical the way these skeleton racers are asked to stop themselves at the end of the race.
Just figure it out, bro.
Just figure it out, bro.
February 13, 2026 at 2:14 AM
It is comical the way these skeleton racers are asked to stop themselves at the end of the race.
Just figure it out, bro.
Just figure it out, bro.
I'd vote for the reanimated corpse of Rob Ford if it made this campaign promise, eligibility, notwithstanding.
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I'd vote for the reanimated corpse of Rob Ford if it made this campaign promise, eligibility, notwithstanding.
I see Subway skipped the superbowl ads for sneaky shoutouts by Timmy Sandwich-Topping.
The dividends are gonna yield themselves. Marketing genius.
The dividends are gonna yield themselves. Marketing genius.
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I see Subway skipped the superbowl ads for sneaky shoutouts by Timmy Sandwich-Topping.
The dividends are gonna yield themselves. Marketing genius.
The dividends are gonna yield themselves. Marketing genius.
We just gonna pretend Venezuela ain't happen?
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
We just gonna pretend Venezuela ain't happen?
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February 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Counterpoint:
We let fascist pedophiles lead us to death.
We let fascist pedophiles lead us to death.
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Counterpoint:
We let fascist pedophiles lead us to death.
We let fascist pedophiles lead us to death.
Yeah. I am fine with the pursuit.
It's the smugness. The "would you believe they ONLY paid me $300 a month ro fence?!?!?!"
Like she expects to be living large and chasing personal glory.
It is insane this went to print.
It's the smugness. The "would you believe they ONLY paid me $300 a month ro fence?!?!?!"
Like she expects to be living large and chasing personal glory.
It is insane this went to print.
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Yeah. I am fine with the pursuit.
It's the smugness. The "would you believe they ONLY paid me $300 a month ro fence?!?!?!"
Like she expects to be living large and chasing personal glory.
It is insane this went to print.
It's the smugness. The "would you believe they ONLY paid me $300 a month ro fence?!?!?!"
Like she expects to be living large and chasing personal glory.
It is insane this went to print.
An Olympic embarrassment. Give her the gold. One of those that breaks super easily.
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
An Olympic embarrassment. Give her the gold. One of those that breaks super easily.
Ew. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
I am sorry, but a story whining about spending one's entire life playing a sport on the charity of others without holding ANY job, and whining as if society owed her a salary in exchange for her pursuing her INDIVIDUAL dream is insane. DELUSIONAL!
www.businessinsider.com/monica-aksam...
I am sorry, but a story whining about spending one's entire life playing a sport on the charity of others without holding ANY job, and whining as if society owed her a salary in exchange for her pursuing her INDIVIDUAL dream is insane. DELUSIONAL!
www.businessinsider.com/monica-aksam...
I won a bronze medal at the 2016 Olympics. I had to fund my dream myself, and started a GoFundMe to pay my debt.
Monica Aksamit won a Bronze medal in the 2016 Olympics with team USA. She says she had to go into debt to fund her dream and destroyed her credit score.
www.businessinsider.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Ew. 🤮🤮🤮🤮
I am sorry, but a story whining about spending one's entire life playing a sport on the charity of others without holding ANY job, and whining as if society owed her a salary in exchange for her pursuing her INDIVIDUAL dream is insane. DELUSIONAL!
www.businessinsider.com/monica-aksam...
I am sorry, but a story whining about spending one's entire life playing a sport on the charity of others without holding ANY job, and whining as if society owed her a salary in exchange for her pursuing her INDIVIDUAL dream is insane. DELUSIONAL!
www.businessinsider.com/monica-aksam...
We don't talk enough about Kevin Spacey's insane "take me back" video.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 AM
We don't talk enough about Kevin Spacey's insane "take me back" video.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
We don't talk enough about Kevin Spacey's insane "take me back" video.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 AM
We don't talk enough about Kevin Spacey's insane "take me back" video.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
Jesus; my skin crawls remembering it.
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NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
February 11, 2026 at 6:28 PM
NEGUSE: AG Bondi, that man works for you now, right? The man in that video from J6 yelling 'kill them!' at cops. His name is Jared Wise.
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
BONDI: He does work for us, yes. I believe he was pardoned
NEGUSE: And you expect hard-working police officers to believe you take law enforcement seriously?
When does congress demand its laws be followed?
We blew right past crazy town and are heading to ARE THERE NO LAWS? LAND
We blew right past crazy town and are heading to ARE THERE NO LAWS? LAND
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 AM
When does congress demand its laws be followed?
We blew right past crazy town and are heading to ARE THERE NO LAWS? LAND
We blew right past crazy town and are heading to ARE THERE NO LAWS? LAND
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Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."
Pam Bondi is a battling against justice for billionaire vampires that feast on the flesh of our children.
I am embarrassed by America.
I am embarrassed by our alleged representatives and those that are asked to uphold the law.
More than embarrassed, I am enraged that they are winning.
I am embarrassed by America.
I am embarrassed by our alleged representatives and those that are asked to uphold the law.
More than embarrassed, I am enraged that they are winning.
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Pam Bondi is a battling against justice for billionaire vampires that feast on the flesh of our children.
I am embarrassed by America.
I am embarrassed by our alleged representatives and those that are asked to uphold the law.
More than embarrassed, I am enraged that they are winning.
I am embarrassed by America.
I am embarrassed by our alleged representatives and those that are asked to uphold the law.
More than embarrassed, I am enraged that they are winning.
Two-pronged assault
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Two-pronged assault
This stupid c*** is FINE with child rape.
In fact, she will rot in jail for the miscarriage of justice she unfurled in exchange for protecting monsters. Literal billionaire monsters.
If there is a hell, they are busy making a whole new tier for Bondi.
In fact, she will rot in jail for the miscarriage of justice she unfurled in exchange for protecting monsters. Literal billionaire monsters.
If there is a hell, they are busy making a whole new tier for Bondi.
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
This stupid c*** is FINE with child rape.
In fact, she will rot in jail for the miscarriage of justice she unfurled in exchange for protecting monsters. Literal billionaire monsters.
If there is a hell, they are busy making a whole new tier for Bondi.
In fact, she will rot in jail for the miscarriage of justice she unfurled in exchange for protecting monsters. Literal billionaire monsters.
If there is a hell, they are busy making a whole new tier for Bondi.
See, women can make this kind of appeal. Dude's? Lemme know how it goes....
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
See, women can make this kind of appeal. Dude's? Lemme know how it goes....
"Hey, she is up front and honest about the fact that I'm going to be mummified and discarded under her floorboards. That's gotta be a green flag....right?"
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Hey, she is up front and honest about the fact that I'm going to be mummified and discarded under her floorboards. That's gotta be a green flag....right?"
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Walkinshaw: Bondi is going to have to answer questions about her failure to follow the law with respect to the Epstein files. Missed the deadline, continues to hide 2.5 million files, redactions that are not consistent with the law. What's she covering up and who is she covering up for?
February 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Walkinshaw: Bondi is going to have to answer questions about her failure to follow the law with respect to the Epstein files. Missed the deadline, continues to hide 2.5 million files, redactions that are not consistent with the law. What's she covering up and who is she covering up for?
"Manifest destiny for Ben Ogden!"
Huh?
This cross-country skiing announcer had to shout something. I guess. I mean, I guess?
Huh?
This cross-country skiing announcer had to shout something. I guess. I mean, I guess?
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
"Manifest destiny for Ben Ogden!"
Huh?
This cross-country skiing announcer had to shout something. I guess. I mean, I guess?
Huh?
This cross-country skiing announcer had to shout something. I guess. I mean, I guess?
If only his party didn't incubate measles for the profit of charlatans like himself.
Launch this dude toward the sun.
Launch this dude toward the sun.
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
If only his party didn't incubate measles for the profit of charlatans like himself.
Launch this dude toward the sun.
Launch this dude toward the sun.