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i love spinetta !!!!!!!!!!!!!
bilingüe
he/him
🌌🚬

https://soundingresident.straw.page/ (kinda old now but u can see it if u wanna)
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i play fighted my awesome son and he broke all my bones
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god damn it. rip skibidi toilet. so young..... fuck. what a loss
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
[grease summer nights] little penis what have you done
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
if a genie could grant me 3 wishes i would say no thank you and walk away and get hit with a green frisbee on my bald head and die
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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all dogs go to college
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
twitter guy who doesnt know how to open doors: [ai picture of door] [typing hastily] you spot this beatiful dor across the roomh ow do you open
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sometimes i hear gunshots outside and imagine its a guy shooting a gun
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
im a weird FUCK!!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
[under video of guy shooting his dick off] BFDI fans assemble!!!!!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
one day ill look back at my past and say oh fuck i forgot to turn off the stove!!!! the stove of life that is... #think
December 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Please, corn dad was my father. Call me little corn boy. Sex please? Sex for little corn boy?
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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i must be Carl's son with the way i Tuck 'er
December 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
fact : if you make a typo on your post you die challengue
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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huge jackedman
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
mfw C. botulinum spores have germinated in my improperly prepared home-canned food substances
a blurry picture of a group of people sitting in a room
Alt: capusotto going crazy and going nuts at the camera and theres people holding him back HE'S PISSED!!!
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
this is my magnum opus man
man with big muscles and little head: where do u work out?
man with big penis: Goon University
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
like my posts to drop 1 pea into my cell
December 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
the kamikaze in his realm after realizing his mistake (here, dying like this is in vain)
two men are looking at a laptop computer .
Alt: two famous guys i assume looking at a laptop and one of them does something on it and the other goes like ohh thats obvious my bad man
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
le digo la demogracia porque me da risa. por ser tan agsurda... 🌌🚬
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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the lady playing the church organ was gooping up her veej and sliding around the bench like a melting ice cube
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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if i was a monkey in the zoo i'd be the chill one that didnt throw its shit. i'd tell the other monkeys thats not cool.
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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coward wimp pussy labeller with evidence
June 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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you wont believe what dad made for dinner
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
big bong therapy
December 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
hormone replacement theory
December 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM