Congratulations to the #Seattle #Seahawks for #winning the #SuperBowl. I hope everybody had #fun. I hope #facism gets #fucked into #oblivion.

The end of the #SuperBowl sure is fun. I love time outs!

Thank goodness, another field goal. Things were beginning to get a bit too aggressive for me. #SuperBowl

This is the kind of thing that makes me think there is somebody behind the scenes trying to keep the game from getting too boring. Seahawks are placidly winning and suddenly one of theirs tries to start a fight and the Patriots score a touchdown immediately? What nonsense. #SuperBowl

I feel like I would be just as capable of throwing incomplete passes as Drake Maye. #SuperBowl

I have chosen to stay up very late to watch the Seahawks score some field goals. #SuperBowl

I am in the stationariest traffic that ever was, so I am going to comment on the music I am listening to.

Today I rode a #bus, #plane, #tram and #train, and yet still I am no closer to God.

Hella police at the train station today, but I bet there's not hella trains at the police station, so where's the #justice really? #MakesYouThink

Sorry I didn't riff on your riff, I was feeling jocular when I posted but despondent seventy seconds later

Don't happy. Be worry.

Cop: Pops quiz, hot shot.

Me: That's him! That's my dad!

*My dad breaks free of the line-up and bolts out of the fire exit while I break down, reliving the pain of loss*

Cop: Congratulations! You've won a toaster.

It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

@dieworkwear.bsky.social Hi Derek! Glad you made it over here.
Have you ever written anything about waistcoats? I like wearing them, but for budget reasons most of mine are thrifted, and so probably orphaned from 3pc suits. Any advice for making them look good without the matching pieces?

I haven't received a DM in the whole 2 days I bave been on bsky. Turns out it's lonely as a 0 follower nonbot without the 0 follower bots to keep you company.

And so a new chapter begins.