David (Spartan)
@spartanmello.bsky.social
Lover and spreadsheet maker of all things sports, physics, and Esports.
Former college marching mellophone and current assistant coach for the Grand Rapids Sled Wings. Hockey is for all, y'all.
Former college marching mellophone and current assistant coach for the Grand Rapids Sled Wings. Hockey is for all, y'all.
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David (Spartan)
@spartanmello.bsky.social
· Jul 20
Turns out MSU has some very old and lopsided games, but here's the best I could do with Spartygami!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
I pulled all the data from Winsipedia in a pretty scuffed way, so if anything seems wrong, please feel free to reach out so we can perfect it!
@sickoscommittee.org
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
I pulled all the data from Winsipedia in a pretty scuffed way, so if anything seems wrong, please feel free to reach out so we can perfect it!
@sickoscommittee.org
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I seriously have no idea why you’d hire Pat Fitzgerald. He wasn’t a playcaller or strategic mind, his whole schtick was selling Northwestern Culture because he played there, and then it turns out that culture featured a brutal atmosphere of sexual hazing
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I seriously have no idea why you’d hire Pat Fitzgerald. He wasn’t a playcaller or strategic mind, his whole schtick was selling Northwestern Culture because he played there, and then it turns out that culture featured a brutal atmosphere of sexual hazing
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Firing your coach for going 9-15 in two seasons so you can hire a coach who went 4-20 in his last two seasons as a head coach
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach with @grahamcouch.bsky.social www.freep.com/story/sports...
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach
Michigan State football intends to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald after firing Jonathan Smith after two seasons.
www.freep.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Firing your coach for going 9-15 in two seasons so you can hire a coach who went 4-20 in his last two seasons as a head coach
Nah, fuck this
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Nah, fuck this
That season ending win was Spartygami! The 549th unique score for an MSU football game was the third time this has happened this season.
Sorry for not posting the last two weeks, both weren't Scoragami and I had a bad brain.
Hoping to have some more fun tidbits for next year once work is kinder.
Sorry for not posting the last two weeks, both weren't Scoragami and I had a bad brain.
Hoping to have some more fun tidbits for next year once work is kinder.
Turns out MSU has some very old and lopsided games, but here's the best I could do with Spartygami!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
I pulled all the data from Winsipedia in a pretty scuffed way, so if anything seems wrong, please feel free to reach out so we can perfect it!
@sickoscommittee.org
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
I pulled all the data from Winsipedia in a pretty scuffed way, so if anything seems wrong, please feel free to reach out so we can perfect it!
@sickoscommittee.org
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
That season ending win was Spartygami! The 549th unique score for an MSU football game was the third time this has happened this season.
Sorry for not posting the last two weeks, both weren't Scoragami and I had a bad brain.
Hoping to have some more fun tidbits for next year once work is kinder.
Sorry for not posting the last two weeks, both weren't Scoragami and I had a bad brain.
Hoping to have some more fun tidbits for next year once work is kinder.
LET'S GOOOO! Thrilled to send the seniors on the team, in the band, and the cheer/dance squad off with a win.
Here's hoping for a brighter future, but for now, go green!
Here's hoping for a brighter future, but for now, go green!
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
LET'S GOOOO! Thrilled to send the seniors on the team, in the band, and the cheer/dance squad off with a win.
Here's hoping for a brighter future, but for now, go green!
Here's hoping for a brighter future, but for now, go green!
What an idiotic play by the Maryland defender that may ice the game (if we don't flub this, not a guarantee).
Major props to the lineman for keeping us from retaliating.
Major props to the lineman for keeping us from retaliating.
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
What an idiotic play by the Maryland defender that may ice the game (if we don't flub this, not a guarantee).
Major props to the lineman for keeping us from retaliating.
Major props to the lineman for keeping us from retaliating.
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Tarps off at Ford Field! @sickoscommittee.org
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tarps off at Ford Field! @sickoscommittee.org
Not surprised the defense was gassed, I wonder if you should have gone for an onside kick to try and get the ball to your offense.
If it went poorly though, I can just imagine the chaos on Spartan Bluesky though, lol
If it went poorly though, I can just imagine the chaos on Spartan Bluesky though, lol
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Not surprised the defense was gassed, I wonder if you should have gone for an onside kick to try and get the ball to your offense.
If it went poorly though, I can just imagine the chaos on Spartan Bluesky though, lol
If it went poorly though, I can just imagine the chaos on Spartan Bluesky though, lol
THERE WE GO, JUST NEEDED TO DOOM POST ABOUT IT
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
THERE WE GO, JUST NEEDED TO DOOM POST ABOUT IT
This has some serious "Same Old Lions" vibes, in Ford Field no less.
Come on y'all
Come on y'all
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This has some serious "Same Old Lions" vibes, in Ford Field no less.
Come on y'all
Come on y'all
What an obscene hit. I hope he's ok.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
What an obscene hit. I hope he's ok.
You expect to hear this directed towards bored high schoolers, not college kids.
DO NOT CLEAN SNOW OFF THE BLEACHERS WITH YOUR TRUMPET
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You expect to hear this directed towards bored high schoolers, not college kids.
Do the field goal uprights look crooked at UM to anyone else? @cjzero.bsky.social, could you get a screengrab of that field goal attempt?
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Do the field goal uprights look crooked at UM to anyone else? @cjzero.bsky.social, could you get a screengrab of that field goal attempt?
I need some @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social for this beauty
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I need some @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social for this beauty
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Fallen Empires was an abject disaster that should’ve killed Magic dead. 31 years have passed. We're all still here.
🎥 : youtu.be/SakRUkDPxn4
🎥 : youtu.be/SakRUkDPxn4
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Fallen Empires was an abject disaster that should’ve killed Magic dead. 31 years have passed. We're all still here.
🎥 : youtu.be/SakRUkDPxn4
🎥 : youtu.be/SakRUkDPxn4
Right call to go for it, good play call, just poor execution. Dang.
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Right call to go for it, good play call, just poor execution. Dang.
When the game isn't mired in ref controversies, it can be quite fun to watch!
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When the game isn't mired in ref controversies, it can be quite fun to watch!
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I love when the Lions have two teams of opponents on the field.
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I love when the Lions have two teams of opponents on the field.
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There was no way that timeout was called before the false start. LeFleur wasn't even looking at the official when it happened.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There was no way that timeout was called before the false start. LeFleur wasn't even looking at the official when it happened.
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Okay, the conspiracy theorists might be onto something here
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Okay, the conspiracy theorists might be onto something here
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TIMEOUT WAS LATE MY GOD
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
TIMEOUT WAS LATE MY GOD
I love that you can see the GB player go early, then a full second passes, then the timeout gets called.
Masterclass from these Zebras. Fuck this league.
Masterclass from these Zebras. Fuck this league.
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I love that you can see the GB player go early, then a full second passes, then the timeout gets called.
Masterclass from these Zebras. Fuck this league.
Masterclass from these Zebras. Fuck this league.
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Why bother reviewing that if you're going to ignore the video evidence?
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Why bother reviewing that if you're going to ignore the video evidence?
