Spexguy
spexguy.bsky.social
Spexguy
@spexguy.bsky.social
it's cha bull. 30, married, super gay, livin it up in the swamp. RN in southeast Georgia.
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Overheard just now

"I'm such a fat fucking chud helppp"
January 30, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Let's play an unfun game: what was the moment that made you realize you were broke as hell?

I'll start, a few years back I boiled ramen noodles with hotdog water and added taco bell hot sauce packets and though "oh, this is kinda luxurious."
January 30, 2026 at 8:53 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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I /need/ a bro like that
January 29, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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no but for real "Nonbinary" is CRAZY for Nintendo

no "other", no quirky "i dunno!", no "bodytype c"

Nintendo straight up used proper gender terminology what the fuck
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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All I want is a big muscle daddy to call me son while I impregnate him
🥺👉👈
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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me because i’m sooooo tight:
when a gay guy is a total top
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"you'll be visited by three spirits-"
The three spirits:
These are the monsters you have to worry about in the woods at night~

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@raeb07.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 AM
A back scrub from him would fix me for at least a week
New Bear character in Woofia

I am so down bad
January 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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"Anti-ICE sentiments made up nearly 80 percent of submissions."
"Abolish ICE" was submitted 9,200 times for Chicago's snowplow naming contest, records show. blockclubchi.co/3ZAnDTZ
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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I decided to explain my taste in men with a very few words :D

As for you - are you team grunt or team whimper?
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 12:17 AM
No one cares about beef anymore 😔😔😔
Sorry boyfriend #36, I don't care about your blue sky beef.
January 28, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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Oh so NOW Trump wants to keep Epstein away from teenagers
January 27, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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posting this for no reason
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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US government rn
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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Enduring
January 27, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Wake up babe new reaction image just dropped
mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
From now on if you are a bovine chaser or have a cattle fetish I'm calling you a cattle rustler.
January 27, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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Right.

The whole 'well we finally came around' bit is great for simple matters of opinion but people died crying out to be heard while the self-proclaimed smartest people in the room were twiddling their thumbs & telling everyone getting fed to the woodchipper they were being sensationalist
This isn't Whataburger is better than In N Out. People's lives were in danger and your bad opinions amplified and ensured the danger.
January 26, 2026 at 1:06 PM