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Nico Sphaliro
@sphaliro.bsky.social
I'm an artist who might post here if the social stonks go up enough. Commissions kinda closed.
Emo ikemen is back (Did You See It.)
January 19, 2026 at 7:03 PM
When Jerry in the videogame "Tom & Jerry in Mouse Attacks" is able to annihilate a cat 10 times his size with a single push of a bowling ball. Yet when faced with a tiny caterpillar, he is useless. This videogame is a meta nod to the US military's relations with Asia in the 20th century of war. #hm!
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM
We can h*ld h*nds too hehe (kicks your car until it's alarm starts blaring and runs away in a very very charming and tsundere fashion)
January 2, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Do not forget your roots this year, oldFriends
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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2026!! YEAR OF THE GONER!! WOO!
January 1, 2026 at 6:36 AM
In some alternate time, I died when Liveleak was still up, & you would have climaxed watching me. If you refused to, I would have never forgiven you. That's our connection, our deep and special bond. Would you forsake me? Would it have been a struggle for you?

We both know the truth, you & I.
January 1, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Life might be ass but the fact that my face, for whatever reason, never fails to make my baby niece smile so hard she drops her pacifier, makes me think my face might be alright after all
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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words of wisdom
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Daryl Yan wasn't exactly wrong about all this shit. like yeah it'd probably fix a lotta shit to girlboss your way into the sun that hardcore and fuck up anyone who made you, even for an instant, not have fun, believe in yourself, and be true to yourself fr. He was so real for that
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It is Tanuki Day with @oboroasano.bsky.social can we say HELL YEAH
November 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
#takamurART of a truly terrifying movie for the season
October 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
#RurikArt for @trickorsweets.bsky.social's re-debut! It's her as the Cyber Elves from Mega Man Zero, made with Ohuhu markers & colored pencils with some other stuff, too
October 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Peepy meets his Oshifumo #takamerch @takamuratakako.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
(TW: SH)

"Offer your suffering up to God?" No. Offer my suffering, legally & ethically, to a convicted sex offender. Let mentally ill people cut them up instead of us innocent, non kid-diddlers. Make it a licensed therapy alternative to self harm. Just a little cutting, nothing fatal (haha unless?)
September 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The YouTube algorithm is the only mf out there who actually knows what I wanna see.
September 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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“AI will replace movies. I can make my own version of Star Wars where I’m the hero and Obi-Wan doesn’t die.” The problem is we’ve allowed a society where adult men can say things like this without being shunned from the village to starve as a pitiful outcast.
June 9, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Credit to the original artist, but I found this really cool fanart of Bruno Mars today & just wanted to share it with y'all
August 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.

It aired in 1990.
August 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 4
Rain After Running Away
Hedgehog's Dilemma
August 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Some of y'all might have "weird" fetishes, but as a Guilty Crown "fan," I want you to know I would never judge or look down on you for them. That'd be like an inchworm calling an elephant short, it just wouldn't make sense.
August 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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rich people after moving to Austin:
August 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It makes me happy, in dark times, to think about how Golden Age Siegel & Shuster Superman ("Champion of the Oppressed" was his title) would see my doctors ignoring my messages about refilling a life-threatening medication & trap them in a mine to make them dig their way out so they know how it feels
August 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM