Dr. Jess 💓✨
@spicygemini.bsky.social
I'm Jess, your friendly digital neighborhood astrologer! 🤠💖🌈✨🌞
She/her
Astrologer, Tarot Reader, & Research Scientist / Venusian by nature
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😷 no one’s free until everyone’s free.
✨I don’t check DMs unless we’re mutuals✨
She/her
Astrologer, Tarot Reader, & Research Scientist / Venusian by nature
✨💙💐🌻🌈🌝💪🧿💖🌈✨🌞
😷 no one’s free until everyone’s free.
✨I don’t check DMs unless we’re mutuals✨
Uranus re-enters Taurus and BOOM! Forever chemicals approved for US foods (US 6th house)
Also horrified by this to be honest. But a general sense of horror is the theme of the year.
Also horrified by this to be honest. But a general sense of horror is the theme of the year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Uranus re-enters Taurus and BOOM! Forever chemicals approved for US foods (US 6th house)
Also horrified by this to be honest. But a general sense of horror is the theme of the year.
Also horrified by this to be honest. But a general sense of horror is the theme of the year.
"yeah, she's your old youth pastor - the one who went to jail!"
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"yeah, she's your old youth pastor - the one who went to jail!"
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the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
Found the list of wishes I made for my child before they arrived as a 5 planet 9th house stellium (WSH; including both luminaries and ASC ruler)
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Found the list of wishes I made for my child before they arrived as a 5 planet 9th house stellium (WSH; including both luminaries and ASC ruler)
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Daily bunny no.3148 will be done in time for Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Daily bunny no.3148 will be done in time for Christmas
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I love the Lot of Piety and am looking for more people to talk to about it. Which is why I've opened up Lot of Piety readings on my Kofi. 2/
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November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I love the Lot of Piety and am looking for more people to talk to about it. Which is why I've opened up Lot of Piety readings on my Kofi. 2/
Book with me here: ko-fi.com/elysianastro
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was looking for something else entirely only to find that Jim Jones was on his Mars-DSC line in Jonestown.
Also what a case study - he appeared like a suitable / wise leader (1h Cap ♄) & charismatic (7h Cancer ♃ ) but was deeply erratic (t-square w/ Aries ☽-♅ conj) and violent (♃ conj ♇)
Also what a case study - he appeared like a suitable / wise leader (1h Cap ♄) & charismatic (7h Cancer ♃ ) but was deeply erratic (t-square w/ Aries ☽-♅ conj) and violent (♃ conj ♇)
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
was looking for something else entirely only to find that Jim Jones was on his Mars-DSC line in Jonestown.
Also what a case study - he appeared like a suitable / wise leader (1h Cap ♄) & charismatic (7h Cancer ♃ ) but was deeply erratic (t-square w/ Aries ☽-♅ conj) and violent (♃ conj ♇)
Also what a case study - he appeared like a suitable / wise leader (1h Cap ♄) & charismatic (7h Cancer ♃ ) but was deeply erratic (t-square w/ Aries ☽-♅ conj) and violent (♃ conj ♇)
the little capricorn just said happy happy joy joy but I didn't teach him this lore😂
[probably his pop]
[probably his pop]
two cartoon characters are jumping in the air with the words `` happy happy joy joy '' written below them .
ALT: two cartoon characters are jumping in the air with the words `` happy happy joy joy '' written below them .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
the little capricorn just said happy happy joy joy but I didn't teach him this lore😂
[probably his pop]
[probably his pop]
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Just yesterday, Ceres was Station (Direct) at 02°♈️30’36”. The Sun at 02°♐️31’52 will trine Ceres on Monday at 13:41 U.T.
I have yet to see Ceres in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun. I don’t think it ever happens. This contrasts with Jupiter, which is *always* in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun.
I have yet to see Ceres in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun. I don’t think it ever happens. This contrasts with Jupiter, which is *always* in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just yesterday, Ceres was Station (Direct) at 02°♈️30’36”. The Sun at 02°♐️31’52 will trine Ceres on Monday at 13:41 U.T.
I have yet to see Ceres in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun. I don’t think it ever happens. This contrasts with Jupiter, which is *always* in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun.
I have yet to see Ceres in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun. I don’t think it ever happens. This contrasts with Jupiter, which is *always* in Rx motion when it is trine the Sun.
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If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by candlelight whilst sharing dark chocolate and a vintage bottle of Château Margaux in an abandoned castle on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time.”
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you don’t want to read Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein together by candlelight whilst sharing dark chocolate and a vintage bottle of Château Margaux in an abandoned castle on the Irish coast during a full moon, then please don’t tell me you’re “down for a good time.”
Mercury rx success:
inaugural transcontinental book club ran 30 minutes over our allotted time because everyone was enjoying themselves so much. And fifteen people showed up! 🥹
inaugural transcontinental book club ran 30 minutes over our allotted time because everyone was enjoying themselves so much. And fifteen people showed up! 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mercury rx success:
inaugural transcontinental book club ran 30 minutes over our allotted time because everyone was enjoying themselves so much. And fifteen people showed up! 🥹
inaugural transcontinental book club ran 30 minutes over our allotted time because everyone was enjoying themselves so much. And fifteen people showed up! 🥹
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
a world without trans people has never existed and never will
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DIALYSIS WILL SHUT OFF IN A FEW HOURS🚨 currently, we’re at 793/1577, meaning 784 TO DIALYSIS.
PLEASE PUSH! THIS IS A DEATH SENTENCE IF NOT DONE! can you match 20, 50, 70, 10, or 40? can you go higher?
R3POST AT BARE MIN🚨
memo: 🌸
v: laaylaa-3000
c: bbylay1
p: layskywalker
PLEASE PUSH! THIS IS A DEATH SENTENCE IF NOT DONE! can you match 20, 50, 70, 10, or 40? can you go higher?
R3POST AT BARE MIN🚨
memo: 🌸
v: laaylaa-3000
c: bbylay1
p: layskywalker
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
DIALYSIS WILL SHUT OFF IN A FEW HOURS🚨 currently, we’re at 793/1577, meaning 784 TO DIALYSIS.
PLEASE PUSH! THIS IS A DEATH SENTENCE IF NOT DONE! can you match 20, 50, 70, 10, or 40? can you go higher?
R3POST AT BARE MIN🚨
memo: 🌸
v: laaylaa-3000
c: bbylay1
p: layskywalker
PLEASE PUSH! THIS IS A DEATH SENTENCE IF NOT DONE! can you match 20, 50, 70, 10, or 40? can you go higher?
R3POST AT BARE MIN🚨
memo: 🌸
v: laaylaa-3000
c: bbylay1
p: layskywalker
hello, Scorpio Sun opposite Taurus Uranus
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
hello, Scorpio Sun opposite Taurus Uranus
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If you have a Mac you can use pages to convert your book to ePub and read it on an iPad.
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If you have a Mac you can use pages to convert your book to ePub and read it on an iPad.
Babey
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Babey
Jupiter conjoining my 10h Mercury is mostly “I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK”
With this precise affect and zero organization, drive, or substance behind the sentiment. And it makes me giggle
With this precise affect and zero organization, drive, or substance behind the sentiment. And it makes me giggle
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Jupiter conjoining my 10h Mercury is mostly “I SHOULD WRITE A BOOK”
With this precise affect and zero organization, drive, or substance behind the sentiment. And it makes me giggle
With this precise affect and zero organization, drive, or substance behind the sentiment. And it makes me giggle
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Congratulations to author, journalist, and Literary Arts board member Omar El Akkad for winning the 2025 National Book Award. (@nationalbook.bsky.social )
Omar received this award for his book, ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS.
www.nationalbook.org/winners-of-t....
Omar received this award for his book, ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS.
www.nationalbook.org/winners-of-t....
Winners of the 2025 National Book Awards Announced
Winners of the National Book Awards in the categories of Fiction, Nonfiction, Poetry, Translated Literature, and Young People’s Literature announced at the 76th National Book Awards Ceremony
www.nationalbook.org
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Congratulations to author, journalist, and Literary Arts board member Omar El Akkad for winning the 2025 National Book Award. (@nationalbook.bsky.social )
Omar received this award for his book, ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS.
www.nationalbook.org/winners-of-t....
Omar received this award for his book, ONE DAY, EVERYONE WILL HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AGAINST THIS.
www.nationalbook.org/winners-of-t....
@elysianastro.bsky.social says "Mercury retrograde is a perfect time for relearning"
and she's right 🥲
and she's right 🥲
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
@elysianastro.bsky.social says "Mercury retrograde is a perfect time for relearning"
and she's right 🥲
and she's right 🥲
@elysianastro.bsky.social just made me realize I need to reteach myself how to run multilevel models in R when Mercury is retrograde 💀 And I only have to run these models when Mercury's retrograde. hahahahaha booooooo
November 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@elysianastro.bsky.social just made me realize I need to reteach myself how to run multilevel models in R when Mercury is retrograde 💀 And I only have to run these models when Mercury's retrograde. hahahahaha booooooo
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Im also a day charter but every day is nighttime for me.
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Im also a day charter but every day is nighttime for me.
YESSSSS
i can definitely see it and i think its wider debut absolutely is, but I’m still so tempted to say it would be much further back than that and even earlier than Uranus in Taurus. there have been algoraves and live coding collectives hosting shows with live coded visuals & music as early as 2016 🤓
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
YESSSSS
Coding music is Gemini Uranus x Aquarius Pluto coded
I know I mentioned it before and I’m STILL NOT OVER IT
I know I mentioned it before and I’m STILL NOT OVER IT
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Coding music is Gemini Uranus x Aquarius Pluto coded
I know I mentioned it before and I’m STILL NOT OVER IT
I know I mentioned it before and I’m STILL NOT OVER IT
The inevitability of my 3rd house sag north node developing into me hosting adult field trips to art museums and aquariums is strengthening
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The inevitability of my 3rd house sag north node developing into me hosting adult field trips to art museums and aquariums is strengthening