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ARadSkullMug

@spitandtears.bsky.social

730 followers 900 following 2.3K posts

Vintage artisanal locally-sourced mixed-use development. Heart attack survivor/quadruple bypass haver. Still not sure what I am trying to find here. Terrible at shitposting. #fuckcancer

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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 56m

I really tried Mastodon but I (a) am not European, (b) am not a software developer, (c) do not have strong opinions about Linux, and (d) am not that earnest. I just wanna read and react to and occasionally post my own shitposts. Mastodon is way too serious.

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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 23h

Make
America
HVAC-certified
Again

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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 1d

“The United States stands alone in history… through the overwhelming influence of Christianity on our founding”—various European nations stare at him quizzically

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 2d

Love the guy (a pastor, apparently?) who said “We all have our sinful past.” Bruh I don’t know about you but child sexual abuse is not part of MY past

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 2d

NewDad. Die Spitz. Fleshwater.

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 2d

It makes the choice of Sochi for the 2014 Olympics all the more appalling

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 3d

“Delete and Report Spam”

I wish

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 4d

The son of the psycho sweary coach I had was also a player on the team. Talk about embarrassing

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 4d

Question: how do you solve a problem like Maria?

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 4d

Question: who the fuck let the dogs out?

Some Brown Man 💁🏾‍♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 4d

Question: where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 5d

Who ascends to heaven on a Tuesday? Ridiculous

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 5d

When I played club soccer in elementary school I had a coach like that (ejected for arguing with refs, and also for running onto the field to berate his players)

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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 5d

You reckon OBL was on the Epstein list? Practically everyone else was

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 5d

So uh were they pen pals or something

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 5d

I tried Mastodon, but I am not interested in “Caturday,” or “Silent Sunday,” or Linux. It did not work for me.

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 6d

Offensive line, wide receivers, etc. This Texas offense doesn’t look like a Sark offense; it is giving Charlie Strong

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 6d

Thank god so at least we won’t be the first

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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 6d

I am too lazy to look it up but I wonder if anyone has gone from preseason #1 to finishing with a losing record. Texas is trash.

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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 6d

Well I am an old man and I can barely name five songs by her. But I did just listen to a lot of Fleshwater painting my deck so it’s a push I guess

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 6d

Still remember seeing Ryan Adams in concert like seventeen years ago where he kept stopping the show to complain about the air conditioning (it was indoors)—apparently it was causing him to sound out of tune? He’s kinda been dead to me since all the sexual harassment charges anyway

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SCARE-ator Meow 🎃 @senatormeow.bsky.social · 6d

ok it's been long enough. i'm the government now

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ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 7d

riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, Congress has not authorized the use of military force

Steven E Schend @seschend.bsky.social · 7d

Congressional authorization for the use of military force was dead: to begin with.

Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 7d

The man in black fled across the desert, but Congress has not authorized the use of military force.

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 7d

Rooting for it to become legal 👀

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 7d

I’m still upset about Phi Slama Jama losing to NC State in 1983, and boy do I love being reminded of that every. Single. Year.

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 7d

I don’t know about any PCA, but PDA can sure give you a heart attack, eh, eh?….. no?
Sheesh, tough crowd here. Doesn’t anyone appreciate coronary artery disease humor?

ARadSkullMug @spitandtears.bsky.social · 7d

T’row da bum out! Why should you have to change?