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SplicedPenguin
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Underrated perk of bsky is never seeing this guy with an amoeba for a brain on my tl ever
Infantalizing a grown man and running defense for him hanging out with pedophiles is crazy
February 2, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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Years of covering the business have taught me that “investors” and executives are thick skulled, irrational, impulsive children.

I cannot emphasize enough how comprehensive their stupidity is, but their cultlike devotion to regurgitative AI really helps get the point across.
February 2, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.

What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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there’s no way we get through a Super Bowl halftime show with Bad Bunny and Green Day without a total crashout from the president
Bad Bunny: Before I say thanks to God, I'm going to say, ICE out. We're not savages, we're not animals, we're not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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CBS censored Billie Eilish saying “Fuck ICE” at the Grammys. Here’s the uncensored version:
I heard it all! 😂😂😂😂
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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Markiplier’s ’IRON LUNG’ has opened with $17.9M domestically.

The film has earned over 5X its production budget.
February 1, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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it's Hugh Morris, isn't it?
February 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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It’s wild that you can just clap back with “that’s a lie perpetuated by a group of superpedos” and it’s just objectively true
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Stocking again !
February 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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(^_−)☆
February 1, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Some time back I took a firm stance against playing, streaming, recommending, or otherwise promoting games featuring microtransactions/lootboxes, and very deliberately used the term "predatory monetization" to describe these practices, but never imagined I was pushing back on Epstein by doing so.
February 1, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.
February 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
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My world shatters into little pieces.
February 1, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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new adopt, Cleric gob

auction here: ych.art/auction/228832
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 AM
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Puppy want a break
February 1, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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She's asking about some pizza + netflix
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Frieren timelapse
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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hey guys
#pokemon #rika
January 31, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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he done. again
#eggman #robotnik #sonic
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM