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*pterodactyl screech* I like to draw whatever the fuck I want! Sometimes that #art is 18+ and tagged #nsfw! bi | married | he/him Join my sticker club! http://patreon.com/sporkbot Wanna see what else I got going on? http://sporkbot.carrd.co

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sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · Nov 18

📌 Pinned Post! 📌

My name's spork!

I like to draw! If you'd like to see my art, check out this tag: #art
Sometimes I draw adult art. Those works are tagged #nsfw & flagged. If you don't want to see it, mute that tag.
I run a monthly sticker club at patreon.com/sporkbot

I also do cosplay! #cosplay

Brand-new art stickers & buttons monthly

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sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 7h

Portland frog is a hero for the ages

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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 18h

Ralph Wiggum from the simpsons, captioned "antifa and their girlfriend were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"

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HakethKOTB @hakethkotb.bsky.social · 18h

Hate to see it but I still need some help on this

HakethKOTB @hakethkotb.bsky.social · 6d

September was a bit of a heavy month and I need some help getting through the week after rent+utilities, any help is appreciated

Venmo: HakethKOTB
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paypal.me/hakethKOTB

Pay Ian Patterson using PayPal.Me

Go to paypal.me/HakethKOTB and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

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sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 18h

Lmao Holly was literally saying this!!

sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 18h

No no you’re right lol I googled como se dice cal en ingles and it is lime hahahah. I can get a baggie down at the Mercado no problem, just not something I normally stock

sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 19h

Gonna have to pick up some lime since that’s not something I have in my white ass kitchen lol

sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 19h

Unfortunately it’s too late for my culture ): oh well. Next time.

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Little Tunny 🐌🤝🧂 @littletunny.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t pick up the phone please, I’m trying to transmit a signal

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sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 1d

It took how many Gorillaz albums for Russel to get some more time in the spotlight?

sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 1d

It’s been nice knowing you. I’m sorry that child murdered you like that 😔

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sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 1d

HAPPT BIRTH FRIENDO

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Numbers @numbers.bsky.social · 2d

Alphys is absolutely a "heckin doggo" type millennial who refuses to accept the DiC Sailor Moon dub wasn't that good

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sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 2d

I sanitized everything with alcohol, sanitized the work area with Lysol, wore a masks gloves, hairnet, etc. no idea what I did wrong.

sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 2d

My grow bag got moldy 😭

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Alissa Azar @alissaazar.bsky.social · 2d

Currently at the ICE facility in portland, OR. Some far right agitators have posted plans online to attack the mutual aid stations and take over the area at 7:00.

Sign says “ANTIFO Anti Federal Occupation”

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🔞Andromeda🔞TEAM THORN🔞 @andromedansfw.bsky.social · 3d

@sporkbot.bsky.social @nepentz.bsky.social
Really experimented for this attack lolol
@artfuck.bsky.social
#ArtFuckEngagement #AF-Thorn #nsfwart

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sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 2d

The lighting in this is so fucking cool!! Omggg💚💚💚 this is so awesome, thank you!!

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Mr. Toon | VT @thedarkcartoon.bsky.social · 4d

Kinktober Day 5: Pinup
Feat. the amazing pinup palmer

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sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 4d

If there’s a civil war do you think they’re gonna make me go to work

Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 4d

Everyone is trying to have a normal Saturday night and the president's top advisor is on X announcing that civil war is necessary

@StephenM on X: Legal insurrection. The President is the commander-in-chief of the Armed Forces, not an Oregon judge. Portland and Oregon law enforcement, at the direction of local leaders, have refused to aid ICE officers facing relentless terrorist assault and threats to life. (There are more local law enforcement officers in Oregon than there are guns and badges in the FBI nationwide). This is an organized terrorist attack on the federal government and its officers, and the deployment of troops is an absolute necessity to defend our personnel, our laws, our government, public order and the Republic itself.

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Dr. Penjamin @tyberiousductor.bsky.social · 5d

alternatively i also sell my art if you would like to buy anything, that would also help out tremendously.

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sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 5d

I love computers and robots as much as the next nerd but come on

sporkbot 😈 @sporkbot.bsky.social · 5d

I will probably never hear my Pop’s voice again. AND THATS OKAY. THAT IS NORMAL. THAT PAIN IS NORMAL AND HUMAN AND GOOD ACTUALLY.

Maybe I’m So Goth or whatever but that pain is a form of love and a reminder that we are all ephemeral and should make memories and love each other while we’re here.

MiMi Aye @meemalee.bsky.social · 5d

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

"They're trying to convince people they can't do the things they've been doing easily for years - to write emails, to write a presentation. Your daughter wants you to make up a bedtime story about puppies - to write that for you." We will get to the point, she says with a grim laugh, "that you will essentially become just a skin bag of organs and bones, nothing else. You won't know anything and you will be told repeatedly that you can't do it, which is the opposite of what life has to offer. Capitulating all kinds of decisions like where to go on vacation, what to wear today, who to date, what to eat.
People are already doing this. You won't have to process grief, because you'll have uploaded photos and voice messages from your mother who just died, and then she can talk to you via AI video call every day. One of the ways it's going to destroy humans, long before there's a nuclear disaster, is going to be the emotional hollowing-out of people." - author and filmmaker Justine Bateman from a piece by Emine Saner for the Guardian

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MiMi Aye @meemalee.bsky.social · 5d

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 5d

I'm serious email your representatives and link this article RIGHT NOW

tell them this shit sucks and is going to put everyone's ID/data at risk to hackers online. the proof is right here

US- www.congress.gov/members/find...
EU- www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/home
CA- www.ourcommons.ca/members/en

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