The Human Term & Condition
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i am your impulsive thoughts megaphone and a professional void howler
a real human being and not a green satanic anarchist fae baby from the puppet dimension
they/it/guy/any
a real human being and not a green satanic anarchist fae baby from the puppet dimension
they/it/guy/any
this electric meat machine is powered by bellinis, spite and chocolate croissants
January 30, 2026 at 11:40 AM
this electric meat machine is powered by bellinis, spite and chocolate croissants
i love an action film that has the bad guys be an evil anarchist group that is very well organised
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 AM
i love an action film that has the bad guys be an evil anarchist group that is very well organised
R2D2 is short for Red Too Dead Todemption
R2D2 is short for rook to D2
January 30, 2026 at 10:03 AM
R2D2 is short for Red Too Dead Todemption
1. Epistemology and Critical Rationalism
2. Applied Chemistry
3. Macroeconomics
4. Professional Lying and Learning How To Stop Being Shy And Becoming A Psychopath Instead (not what it was actually called, but...)
5. Urban Planning for Universal Accessibility
2. Applied Chemistry
3. Macroeconomics
4. Professional Lying and Learning How To Stop Being Shy And Becoming A Psychopath Instead (not what it was actually called, but...)
5. Urban Planning for Universal Accessibility
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university
1. Anthropology of religion
2. Medieval Jewish and Islamic thought
3. Early child development
4. Something on Play theories
5. Too many leadership ones
1. Anthropology of religion
2. Medieval Jewish and Islamic thought
3. Early child development
4. Something on Play theories
5. Too many leadership ones
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university
1. Field magnetometry & bra removal
2. Hydraulic lime & binders
3. Soil science
4. The Roman archaeology of Britain
5. 'Tourism'
1. Field magnetometry & bra removal
2. Hydraulic lime & binders
3. Soil science
4. The Roman archaeology of Britain
5. 'Tourism'
January 30, 2026 at 10:03 AM
1. Epistemology and Critical Rationalism
2. Applied Chemistry
3. Macroeconomics
4. Professional Lying and Learning How To Stop Being Shy And Becoming A Psychopath Instead (not what it was actually called, but...)
5. Urban Planning for Universal Accessibility
2. Applied Chemistry
3. Macroeconomics
4. Professional Lying and Learning How To Stop Being Shy And Becoming A Psychopath Instead (not what it was actually called, but...)
5. Urban Planning for Universal Accessibility
kids; don't do drugs. even though they're *fucking awesome*
January 30, 2026 at 9:50 AM
kids; don't do drugs. even though they're *fucking awesome*
real guy who uses "genre fiction" derogatorily
January 30, 2026 at 9:07 AM
real guy who uses "genre fiction" derogatorily
NO MEANING
January 30, 2026 at 7:51 AM
NO MEANING
"wow it's crazy how much celebrity X has aged. they looked so much younger when i was young"
hey guess what pal. take a look in the mirror. you've aged as much in the same time.
hey guess what pal. take a look in the mirror. you've aged as much in the same time.
January 29, 2026 at 8:25 PM
"wow it's crazy how much celebrity X has aged. they looked so much younger when i was young"
hey guess what pal. take a look in the mirror. you've aged as much in the same time.
hey guess what pal. take a look in the mirror. you've aged as much in the same time.
i don't read fiction because all fictional stories are made up lies and lies are ontologically evil according to my worldview
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 PM
i don't read fiction because all fictional stories are made up lies and lies are ontologically evil according to my worldview
introducing a new political spectrum ranging from "nasty (derogative)" to "nasty (wicked, gnarly, totally dope)"
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 PM
introducing a new political spectrum ranging from "nasty (derogative)" to "nasty (wicked, gnarly, totally dope)"
crazy that lightning rhymes with frightening
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 PM
crazy that lightning rhymes with frightening
"oh but who decides who is a fascist and who isn't?"
me. i do. i decide.
me. i do. i decide.
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 PM
"oh but who decides who is a fascist and who isn't?"
me. i do. i decide.
me. i do. i decide.
i invite the silicon valley participants of this so-called "new hustle culture" to join me in the fucking pit
Grindcore is the new hustle culture ft.trib.al/Yq5N8YC | opinion
Grindcore is the new hustle culture
In Silicon Valley, long hours have fused with a monastic male wellness aesthetic
ft.trib.al
January 28, 2026 at 5:09 PM
i invite the silicon valley participants of this so-called "new hustle culture" to join me in the fucking pit
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two days until the release of my biography
"My Ass Keeps Getting Bigger As i Level Up"
"My Ass Keeps Getting Bigger As i Level Up"
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 AM
two days until the release of my biography
"My Ass Keeps Getting Bigger As i Level Up"
"My Ass Keeps Getting Bigger As i Level Up"
we must imagine The Economy happy
shhhh, don't be so negative about it. if the economy hears you, it will get sad and crash!
January 28, 2026 at 11:57 AM
we must imagine The Economy happy
two days until the release of my biography
"My Ass Keeps Getting Bigger As i Level Up"
"My Ass Keeps Getting Bigger As i Level Up"
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 AM
two days until the release of my biography
"My Ass Keeps Getting Bigger As i Level Up"
"My Ass Keeps Getting Bigger As i Level Up"
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Well the name piqued my interest. And then the big man in a tracksuit appeared
Crippling Alcoholism - LADIES' NIGHT (feat. Luxury Skin) (Official Video)
YouTube video by portrayal of guilt
youtu.be
January 7, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Well the name piqued my interest. And then the big man in a tracksuit appeared
just to let everyone know, at the Olympics i will be bringing my personal entourage of heavily armed circus clowns for security. there will be no need to supply them with meth - we will bring our own. please keep your children at a distance as i am trying to cut down on their calorie intake
January 28, 2026 at 8:44 AM
just to let everyone know, at the Olympics i will be bringing my personal entourage of heavily armed circus clowns for security. there will be no need to supply them with meth - we will bring our own. please keep your children at a distance as i am trying to cut down on their calorie intake
if i keep digging this hole will cease being a hole at some point, surely
January 28, 2026 at 8:33 AM
if i keep digging this hole will cease being a hole at some point, surely
we don't have the time to change the world right now, someone's being rude on the internet
January 28, 2026 at 7:56 AM
we don't have the time to change the world right now, someone's being rude on the internet
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we understand that you disapprove of the kidnappings, the concentration camps, the torture and the public executions. you have spoken, and we have listened. as a show of good faith, we are going to host a pizza party this friday!
NOTE: each person is limited to one (1) serving
NOTE: each person is limited to one (1) serving
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 AM
we understand that you disapprove of the kidnappings, the concentration camps, the torture and the public executions. you have spoken, and we have listened. as a show of good faith, we are going to host a pizza party this friday!
NOTE: each person is limited to one (1) serving
NOTE: each person is limited to one (1) serving
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and with that we trust that this is the last we will hear from you on this matter.
January 27, 2026 at 11:04 AM
and with that we trust that this is the last we will hear from you on this matter.
and when Stephen Miller saw the breadth of his vileness, he wept, for he had no more ways to absolutely fucking suck
Stephen Miller on his death bed breaking down in tears, lamenting that he could've ruined more lives
January 27, 2026 at 5:31 PM
and when Stephen Miller saw the breadth of his vileness, he wept, for he had no more ways to absolutely fucking suck
coo oh yeah? coo you like slayer? coo name three songs coo
January 27, 2026 at 12:56 PM
coo oh yeah? coo you like slayer? coo name three songs coo
we understand that you disapprove of the kidnappings, the concentration camps, the torture and the public executions. you have spoken, and we have listened. as a show of good faith, we are going to host a pizza party this friday!
NOTE: each person is limited to one (1) serving
NOTE: each person is limited to one (1) serving
January 27, 2026 at 10:58 AM
we understand that you disapprove of the kidnappings, the concentration camps, the torture and the public executions. you have spoken, and we have listened. as a show of good faith, we are going to host a pizza party this friday!
NOTE: each person is limited to one (1) serving
NOTE: each person is limited to one (1) serving