Colmery
@squeezchz.bsky.social
Writer of surprising abstract splatter paintings. I have about me a purposeful savagery. Teach the algorithm to heal rather than harm. Dogs think everybody is a dogs.
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Colmery
@squeezchz.bsky.social
· Nov 19
The algorithm here is still fairly young.
That means there is still time to teach it that healing and valuing the humanity in all people gets more engagement than abuse toward others does.
That means there is still time to teach it that healing and valuing the humanity in all people gets more engagement than abuse toward others does.
Sure would be nice if we didn’t have a one-party system in the U.S.
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Sure would be nice if we didn’t have a one-party system in the U.S.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLANKA
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLANKA
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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This rules youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...
Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 2:55 AM
This rules youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...
Watched Groundhog Day again last night.
Exceptional movie for storycraft.
My daughter proposed ending it after Murray and the groundhog drive over the cliff in a truck and it explodes.
Would have been AMAZING ending. Very different movie.
Exceptional movie for storycraft.
My daughter proposed ending it after Murray and the groundhog drive over the cliff in a truck and it explodes.
Would have been AMAZING ending. Very different movie.
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Watched Groundhog Day again last night.
Exceptional movie for storycraft.
My daughter proposed ending it after Murray and the groundhog drive over the cliff in a truck and it explodes.
Would have been AMAZING ending. Very different movie.
Exceptional movie for storycraft.
My daughter proposed ending it after Murray and the groundhog drive over the cliff in a truck and it explodes.
Would have been AMAZING ending. Very different movie.
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...horrifying message without context, thank you
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 AM
...horrifying message without context, thank you
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My neighbor Randy saw his shadow today so it looks like we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of drunken front yard kung fu
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My neighbor Randy saw his shadow today so it looks like we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of drunken front yard kung fu
When I first realized I liked bourbon, it took me a while to figure out why. Something. What? Oh. Got it. Grandma’s bourbon balls growing up.
Thank you for bourbon, grandma.
Thank you for bourbon, grandma.
January 19, 2026 at 3:23 AM
When I first realized I liked bourbon, it took me a while to figure out why. Something. What? Oh. Got it. Grandma’s bourbon balls growing up.
Thank you for bourbon, grandma.
Thank you for bourbon, grandma.
The NFL is unwatchable until you realize the refs are the main attraction.
January 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The NFL is unwatchable until you realize the refs are the main attraction.
Filling time with nothing can be at least as productive as filling it with something.
It matters what kind of nothing that is.
It matters what kind of nothing that is.
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Filling time with nothing can be at least as productive as filling it with something.
It matters what kind of nothing that is.
It matters what kind of nothing that is.
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born to hurkle durkle forced to go to work
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
born to hurkle durkle forced to go to work
This is amazing.
Someone thought, "You know what? 9 out of 10 moms agree -- babies are annoying to feed AND there just aren't enough ways for them to strangle themselves. I've got just the thing."
Their boss: "I can absolutely get behind this. How soon can we hit the market before anyone else?"
Someone thought, "You know what? 9 out of 10 moms agree -- babies are annoying to feed AND there just aren't enough ways for them to strangle themselves. I've got just the thing."
Their boss: "I can absolutely get behind this. How soon can we hit the market before anyone else?"
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Miocololy Self-Feeding Pillows Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Aspiration and Suffocation. The pillows hold a bottle at an unsafe angle while keeping it fixed in place so the infant cannot pull away. www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
This is amazing.
Someone thought, "You know what? 9 out of 10 moms agree -- babies are annoying to feed AND there just aren't enough ways for them to strangle themselves. I've got just the thing."
Their boss: "I can absolutely get behind this. How soon can we hit the market before anyone else?"
Someone thought, "You know what? 9 out of 10 moms agree -- babies are annoying to feed AND there just aren't enough ways for them to strangle themselves. I've got just the thing."
Their boss: "I can absolutely get behind this. How soon can we hit the market before anyone else?"
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CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Miocololy Self-Feeding Pillows Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Aspiration and Suffocation. The pillows hold a bottle at an unsafe angle while keeping it fixed in place so the infant cannot pull away. www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Miocololy Self-Feeding Pillows Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Aspiration and Suffocation. The pillows hold a bottle at an unsafe angle while keeping it fixed in place so the infant cannot pull away. www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
Gemini gave me the prompt option: Silly ways to instantly de-stress.
I couldn’t turn that down.
My favorites: 🧵
I couldn’t turn that down.
My favorites: 🧵
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Gemini gave me the prompt option: Silly ways to instantly de-stress.
I couldn’t turn that down.
My favorites: 🧵
I couldn’t turn that down.
My favorites: 🧵
A cookie gave me this fortune tonight, and I can’t tell whether it is a copout, an ultimatum or a starting point.
January 13, 2026 at 3:10 AM
A cookie gave me this fortune tonight, and I can’t tell whether it is a copout, an ultimatum or a starting point.
Playing phone tag with doctors' offices is super duper wooper nooper grouper flooper snooper fun.
January 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Playing phone tag with doctors' offices is super duper wooper nooper grouper flooper snooper fun.
It’s as though some twisted genius took all of the coke-addled seizuredream of 70s fashion and crushed it into the goofy diamond of today’s Harry Caray glasses craze that has latched like a facehugger onto women everywhere.
January 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
It’s as though some twisted genius took all of the coke-addled seizuredream of 70s fashion and crushed it into the goofy diamond of today’s Harry Caray glasses craze that has latched like a facehugger onto women everywhere.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that you don’t need to bother yourself with trivial matters like communicating with proper punctuation when you work in the insurance industry, public or private.
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that you don’t need to bother yourself with trivial matters like communicating with proper punctuation when you work in the insurance industry, public or private.
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i don’t want to be human anymore
can i be a cloud
can i be a cloud
January 8, 2026 at 12:07 AM
i don’t want to be human anymore
can i be a cloud
can i be a cloud
Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.
It is no longer 2025. Huzzah.
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It is no longer 2025. Huzzah.
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there should be 30 years between christmas and easter. for realism
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
there should be 30 years between christmas and easter. for realism
I’m wearing an arm brace because I hurt myself just living life and have no idea when exactly it happened years old.
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m wearing an arm brace because I hurt myself just living life and have no idea when exactly it happened years old.