Colmery
@squeezchz.bsky.social
Writer of surprising abstract splatter paintings. I have about me a purposeful savagery. Teach the algorithm to heal rather than harm. Dogs think everything is a dogs.
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Colmery
@squeezchz.bsky.social
· Nov 19
The algorithm here is still fairly young.
That means there is still time to teach it that healing and valuing the humanity in all people gets more engagement than abuse toward others does.
That means there is still time to teach it that healing and valuing the humanity in all people gets more engagement than abuse toward others does.
I receive packages from Amazon at my doorstep, therefore I am.
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I receive packages from Amazon at my doorstep, therefore I am.
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I can't have people getting concerned when I don't answer an email right away. You're one pebble in the avalanche my sweet child
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I can't have people getting concerned when I don't answer an email right away. You're one pebble in the avalanche my sweet child
If you don’t like hot sauce, I don’t like you.
Everyone has a line. That’s mine.
Everyone has a line. That’s mine.
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you don’t like hot sauce, I don’t like you.
Everyone has a line. That’s mine.
Everyone has a line. That’s mine.
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i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am
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John Coltrane Quartet in full flight.
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
John Coltrane Quartet in full flight.
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People experiencing miscarriages in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves.
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position.
(Published Dec. 2024)
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position.
(Published Dec. 2024)
If You’re Pregnant, Here’s What You Should Know About the Medical Procedures That Could Save Your Life
Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves. We created this guide for anyone who finds themselv...
www.propublica.org
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
People experiencing miscarriages in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves.
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position.
(Published Dec. 2024)
We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position.
(Published Dec. 2024)
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December 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Nothing says “We’re completely out of touch with people who are struggling to pay bills and worried about keeping a roof over their heads” quite like “Strong Floor, No Ceiling.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Nothing says “We’re completely out of touch with people who are struggling to pay bills and worried about keeping a roof over their heads” quite like “Strong Floor, No Ceiling.”
YOUR BEING MANIPULATED
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
YOUR BEING MANIPULATED
All the lights on the machine are flashing.
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
All the lights on the machine are flashing.
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Dog Owners: This is Sir Reginald Barklesworth III, Esq. He comes from a long and storied line of Alsatian Wolfcurldoodles.
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Dog Owners: This is Sir Reginald Barklesworth III, Esq. He comes from a long and storied line of Alsatian Wolfcurldoodles.
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
Cat Owners: Yeah this is Crap Casserole, his mom gave birth on a roof and then he got stuck in a sewer
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“Good morning” is just a cry for help.
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“Good morning” is just a cry for help.
The reason it feels like the end of the world is that our mission was to mostly consume food with unseemly shelf life wrapped in plastic, and look around, we’ve done it. There is no “from here.” We can’t detect the disintegration of all things at once because the universe moves slowly at our scale.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The reason it feels like the end of the world is that our mission was to mostly consume food with unseemly shelf life wrapped in plastic, and look around, we’ve done it. There is no “from here.” We can’t detect the disintegration of all things at once because the universe moves slowly at our scale.
Every third time you feel the pull to check your phone, instead try mindfulness for 2 minutes.
Then every other time. Then 3 of 4. 4 of 5. 9 of 10.
Push it to 5 minutes.
Keep going.
Then every other time. Then 3 of 4. 4 of 5. 9 of 10.
Push it to 5 minutes.
Keep going.
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Every third time you feel the pull to check your phone, instead try mindfulness for 2 minutes.
Then every other time. Then 3 of 4. 4 of 5. 9 of 10.
Push it to 5 minutes.
Keep going.
Then every other time. Then 3 of 4. 4 of 5. 9 of 10.
Push it to 5 minutes.
Keep going.
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Charles Entertainment Schumer
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Charles Entertainment Schumer
Can someone please explain to me where the line is in the NFL for unsportsmanlike conduct on end zone celebrations?
So a whole team can do weird skits but a single guy can’t jump up and wrap himself around the goal post?
So a whole team can do weird skits but a single guy can’t jump up and wrap himself around the goal post?
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Can someone please explain to me where the line is in the NFL for unsportsmanlike conduct on end zone celebrations?
So a whole team can do weird skits but a single guy can’t jump up and wrap himself around the goal post?
So a whole team can do weird skits but a single guy can’t jump up and wrap himself around the goal post?
Imagine what it takes for no one to throw a funeral for you.
I know someone this will happen to. And it haunts me a little.
I know someone this will happen to. And it haunts me a little.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Imagine what it takes for no one to throw a funeral for you.
I know someone this will happen to. And it haunts me a little.
I know someone this will happen to. And it haunts me a little.
FTR, Marco is my favorite Dead keyboardist.
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
FTR, Marco is my favorite Dead keyboardist.
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November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
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be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
be a dear and bring me my favorite crazy straw and a bottle of bourbon, won't you?