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squidpizza

@squidpizza.art

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I'm squidpizza (25). I do all sorts of art, most of it is gay and stupid. This account is NSFW, and I'm liable to share pictures of bugs. This pfp was drawn by @beanieboirufus.bsky.social.

Give me money at https://www.patreon.com/squidpizza

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squidpizza @squidpizza.art · Dec 18

I ended up making a server. I feel weird making a big announcement for it, but you, dear reader, can message me for an invite if you want.

I’d post a link publicly but I don’t want to deal with potential spambots.

squidpizza @squidpizza.art · Oct 6

I would like a little discord server for posting and talking about my art, but that’s always felt like something I shouldn’t ask for. It’s something I need to “earn.”

Nothing can ever be as simple as asking for it, because the very act of asking influences people’s perception.

squidpizza

@squidpizza.art

Midas is a Guzzlord gijinka and a popular streamer. He’s a bit of an attention whore and also a bit whorish in general.

He’s charming and good with people but also very sensitive to criticism.

He likes older men and will fully admit that he’s got daddy issues if he thinks it will help him score.

January 16, 2026 at 11:38 PM

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Velvetdraw

@velvetdraw.bsky.social

Also the Nazrik trilogy because he's super handsome

January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM

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PADZYAN ARTIES ✨

@padzyanarties.bsky.social

Nothing beats a cold one

January 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM

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Motfal

@motfal.art

Has anyone done this yet

January 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM

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Velvetdraw

@velvetdraw.bsky.social

what could be possible going on here? 🤔

January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM

squidpizza

@squidpizza.art

Appreciate my dragon. Maybe if it’s sufficiently quirky and funny I will answer in character as if it’s an actual AMA, that’s the kind of thing he would do.

Get to know my OC. Reply with a question about this OC.

Midas, a Guzzlord gijinka and streamer, sitting in a beanbag chair and holding a controller

January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM

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ivy

@proxi.dog

discourse aside, I must admit that I find the thick cartoon beast quite... tantalizing. #ivyart #beast

January 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM

squidpizza

@squidpizza.art

I hate being a bother, I hate being obtrusive, I hate being annoying, I hate taking up space. I should be as frictionless and agreeable as possible at all times. I should never challenge or disagree. I should be polite and charming.

January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM

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Tam🅱️Woof

@tambangwoof.bsky.social

Otter feels calm in a foo dog's presence

January 16, 2026 at 9:27 PM

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shu

@shuyawns.com

a cosmic tea party for one 🌠
#b3d #pokemon #art

3d render of a jirachi. scattered amongst it in the background are macarons, plates, and in the front, a teapot magically pouring a glittery, tea into a teacup. the tea has glowing stars surrounding it, while jirachi looks with curiousity.

January 16, 2026 at 10:13 PM

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FonsCordi Art

@fonscordi.bsky.social

You know what? 2026 is the year I'm not playing nice anymore.

If copyright means so little to use A / I for playing around, here's one of his book for free:

Color and Light James Gurney [English] : Free Download, Internet Archive share.google/qjDjFS6QhhZJ...

January 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM

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squidpizza

@squidpizza.art

For #portfolioday some snippets of writing I am particularly proud of.

The limp body of the man whose name didn’t matter was pushed off the deck of the airship and into the mechanical jungle of Mars.

The razor-tipped edges of solar leaves cut at his flesh as he fell, the pain only barely registering compared to his other injuries.

He landed with an awful crack at the base of a turbine tree, head tilted up to look at the stormy sky.

It was always stormy on Mars.

“You’re naked,” said the demon, brushing sand from his hardening shell.

“So are you,” replied the angel, whose pale, nacre-like flesh had mottled spots like a cowrie shell. “What’s my name, again?”

“Ozymandias,” the demon said, knowing it to be true. “But everyone just calls you Ozzy.”

“Has a nice ring to it. Your name is Basil, by the way,” Ozzy said, a hand to his chin like he was lost in thought.

“Like the herb?” Basil asked, taken slightly aback.

“No,” said Ozzy. “Like the monster. You know, the basilisk?”

“That’s so much worse actually,” said Basil, flatly.

I open the pack of cards before we even get home, reading them by the flicker of orange streetlights.

I sift through them with fresh eyes and endless curiosity.

The numbers are meaningless except as trivia. Wailord has 200 HP? Sure, why not.

But each little drawing is a window into a better world.

Where being obsessed with bugs and dinosaurs and strange little creatures at the bottom of the sea is not only tolerated, it is celebrated.

Where you don’t have to hide the parts of yourself that you want to share most just to pretend to have friends.

Where the most important talent of all is empathy for the strange and inhuman.

Where the world makes sense.

Where I can belong.

That’s where I belong.

The orchid’s central petals darkened and folded to show an approximate outline of… something. It was like an optical illusion, where once you saw it at the right angle, you knew what it was. A head, Will realized, and it now felt obvious.

Not a human head, something angular and canine. A hyena, maybe, what Will would call a gnoll. A pair of yellow stamen approximated squinting eyes.

“I’m sorry, mister…” Will prompted.

“It’s doctor Skullfuck Bonecrusher,” said doctor Skullfuck Bonecrusher.

“I’m not calling you that,” said Will. “Do you have something… shorter?”

Doctor Skullfuck Bonecrusher scoffed indignantly. “I refuse to have my genius go unacknowledged. I earned my doctorate, and I will have it recognized!”

“Can I call you doctor Skullcrusher?”

Doctor Skullfuck Bonecrusher considered this. “Very well. Doctor Skullcrusher, then.”

January 13, 2026 at 8:56 PM

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squidpizza

@squidpizza.art

For #pornfolioday some snippets of writing I am proud of for other reasons.

Noah drank the entire glass in one single gulp, then handed it back to Tommy. “I think I need to focus on how it feels or I’m gonna have a panic attack.”

Noah tried to get up, fell, was caught by Tommy for the second time that night. The not-quite satyr yelped and sat back down on the bed.

“Oh, fuck, that’s weird,” Noah said. “I can feel myself learning how to walk on hooves. Fuck, that’s really weird. And, whoah, that’s weird.”

Noah put a hand to his forehead, like he was trying to assuage a migraine. “I’m gay now,” he said matter-of-factly.

“What?” Tommy asked.

“I literally just felt my brain… rewire itself, okay?” Noah said. “Don’t ask me how it works. I just… know.”

“You can’t just… turn gay. That’s not how it works.” Tommy said.

“Yeah, well, I’m not supposed to turn into half of a goat, so that’s two things that should be impossible.”

His heart race is increasing. He is here willingly; all tithes are; but he is still a human, and he knows that he is not the apex predator here. He fears for his life; his heart and mind bound by his traitorous flesh. Like we all are.

I step closer until we are almost touching, and put a hand on his shoulder. “You are brave for coming here,” I whisper into his ear.

“I… I know you won’t hurt me.”

I smile, flashing fangs, and I meet his eyes again. “No, I will certainly hurt you, dear Kinnan. But only as much as I need to.”

I circle around so that I’m facing the back of his neck. “Your emperor thanks you for your service.”

Before Kinnan can respond I bite into his neck, holding him against my chest. The blood he gives me, nay, the blood I take from him fills me with vigor and warmth no other meal could ever match.

Cecil stopped staring, and then realized that he had been. “So you’ve, ah, made love to many men?”

Marcus saw an opportunity to impress Cecil and took it. He laughed, a hearty, booming laugh that practically shook the room. “I don’t make love, my mate. I fuck. I breed. Making love is for men, and I am a beast!”

Marcus tilted his face up and put a fist to his chest proudly as he delivered this practiced spiel.

He then looked down at Cecil, who looked like he was either going to piss his pants or possibly ejaculate unassisted. The line never failed in doing one of those two things.

“Oh,” Cecil said, his eyes locked with Marcus’, “Okay.”

It had stolen its trainer’s underwear to sniff it. It had used its long, slick tongue to, to, Samson couldn’t finish the thought.

He had read the entire story. Not because he had liked it, but because it had reflected his experiences better than anyone else’s.

If anyone understood him, it was that trainer in the story. That fictional trainer in that made-up story, because it was obviously not true.

Pokemon didn’t fuck their trainers. That didn’t happen. Sure, some people fantasized about it, like whoever had written that story, but that’s all it was, wasn’t it? A story that weirdos got off to?

Samson had not gotten off to the story, because he was normal. He was a normal guy who thought about his Obstagoon fucking him the normal amount, which was very very little.

January 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM

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squidpizza

@squidpizza.art

My latest big project is going extremely well

#mtgcommander #magicthegathering #commander #salamander #selesnya #pleasesavemefrommydigitalprison

A simple drawing of an olm (a type of blind cave salamander) that has been colored green and given ribbons and gold accessories. The caption says “this is my fanart of emmara tandris if she was an olm (original by cray0n-b0x on tumblr)”

January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM

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Katira Mayrem [Commissions OPEN]

@katiramayrem.bsky.social

ANOTHA ONE
DM or comment to claim!

#adopt #chibi #base #vampire #dnd

January 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM

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Cricket

@krysiilys.bsky.social

for bosonicvinegar~ 🐰🤠💲

I think hares are my new fav to emote!

January 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM

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TerriblyJadedGamer 🤡

@terriblyjadedgamer.bsky.social

Stupid animal game that I hate
#tjgart #art #pokemon #pokemonvgc

December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM

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Mikro Goat 🔜 FC26

@mikrogoat.bsky.social

Uhh... There's a dude named Ventron here who took advantage of me in 2016 in a not so consensual way. I don't want to say anything that could be taken as slander since I don't have "proof". But if you see a tall Australian rat furry he's not a nice guy.

January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM