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mid-20s | she | mdni | dyke lover | cig hater | mopey lil bike fucker with bags under her eyes, likes books more than people
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director: we are trying to do a thanksgiving commercial but STOP making it so sexually charged!!!!
me: this thanksgiving, theres more than just gravy in your turkey 😏
me: this thanksgiving, theres more than just gravy in your turkey 😏
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
director: we are trying to do a thanksgiving commercial but STOP making it so sexually charged!!!!
me: this thanksgiving, theres more than just gravy in your turkey 😏
me: this thanksgiving, theres more than just gravy in your turkey 😏
zero drinks in (drove myself here) at the function (thanksgiving) scaring the hoes (my mother) by talking about what i used to drink in college (one part hot water, a lil sugar, and three or four parts 100-proof vodka) back when i used to drink to Get Drunk to my siblings with her in the room
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
zero drinks in (drove myself here) at the function (thanksgiving) scaring the hoes (my mother) by talking about what i used to drink in college (one part hot water, a lil sugar, and three or four parts 100-proof vodka) back when i used to drink to Get Drunk to my siblings with her in the room
we’re all aware of the city of houston aids awareness radio psa that features the english voice actors for shinji and asuka from evangelion pantomiming fucking, right?
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
we’re all aware of the city of houston aids awareness radio psa that features the english voice actors for shinji and asuka from evangelion pantomiming fucking, right?
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Groundwork of Evangelion The Movie 2
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Groundwork of Evangelion The Movie 2
was telling my girl about the threesome i had last night and i just hear her start breathing really heavily and im like babe you’re touching yourself aren’t you? and she goes “i can’t help it this sounds so hot” bless my awesome tranny life
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
was telling my girl about the threesome i had last night and i just hear her start breathing really heavily and im like babe you’re touching yourself aren’t you? and she goes “i can’t help it this sounds so hot” bless my awesome tranny life
it’s so cool that patti harrison is trans but she keeps writing herself parts where she plays a pregnant woman in itysl sketches
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
it’s so cool that patti harrison is trans but she keeps writing herself parts where she plays a pregnant woman in itysl sketches
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stopping in the middle of getting touched all over by two beautiful women to burst out laughing and say thank god i didn’t kill myself in 2022
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
stopping in the middle of getting touched all over by two beautiful women to burst out laughing and say thank god i didn’t kill myself in 2022
went to take my prog and was gone from the hangout slash proto hookup for like five minutes and when i came back one trans lady was inputting her custom controls in smash ultimate and the other was adjusting the picture settings on my tv
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
went to take my prog and was gone from the hangout slash proto hookup for like five minutes and when i came back one trans lady was inputting her custom controls in smash ultimate and the other was adjusting the picture settings on my tv
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I’m not just the inventor of an allergen free snack cake that kids love, but I’m also the founder of the first startup company to “gamify” your fragrance sensitive children’s healthy eating habits. And today I’m asking for your vote so we can build an even taller youth prison in the faraway swamp.
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m not just the inventor of an allergen free snack cake that kids love, but I’m also the founder of the first startup company to “gamify” your fragrance sensitive children’s healthy eating habits. And today I’m asking for your vote so we can build an even taller youth prison in the faraway swamp.
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lend me your ears
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
lend me your ears
putting together outfits for hookups is fun because you get to design them to be taken off :3
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
putting together outfits for hookups is fun because you get to design them to be taken off :3
i’ve thought about uploading the book i’m writing to like ao3 or somethin but ultimately i think publishing it in chunks would result in it buckling under its own weight and me simply leaving it unfinished
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
i’ve thought about uploading the book i’m writing to like ao3 or somethin but ultimately i think publishing it in chunks would result in it buckling under its own weight and me simply leaving it unfinished
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this fucking Wojak ruined everything by convincing Germans they are a spiritual people
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
this fucking Wojak ruined everything by convincing Germans they are a spiritual people
the rise of skywalker rocks (sucks it from the back) because literally everything in it is either a reaction to outcry from the worst dudes online or specifically a reaction to something that happens in the last jedi. it’s [movie runtime] of jj abrams going pleeeeease forget that last one pleeeeease
focusing on leia as rey's trainer results in a very shallow scene where rey literally runs through an obstacle course i guess because people online complained that she never did "proper jedi training"???
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the rise of skywalker rocks (sucks it from the back) because literally everything in it is either a reaction to outcry from the worst dudes online or specifically a reaction to something that happens in the last jedi. it’s [movie runtime] of jj abrams going pleeeeease forget that last one pleeeeease
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a hot take that i genuinely hold is that relationships (romantic or otherwise) are to a large extent a numbers game and you do need to learn to accept that. you won't form a lasting bond with the vast majority of people you meet so to some extent you do kinda just have to keep rolling the dice.
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
a hot take that i genuinely hold is that relationships (romantic or otherwise) are to a large extent a numbers game and you do need to learn to accept that. you won't form a lasting bond with the vast majority of people you meet so to some extent you do kinda just have to keep rolling the dice.
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A hot blue day had budded into something.
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A hot blue day had budded into something.
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ever since i was a young boy i wondered about the possibilities of pegging as a pre-op transsexual
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ever since i was a young boy i wondered about the possibilities of pegging as a pre-op transsexual
i’ve gotten some responses like “wow, this is, like, conspiracy bullshit, smh” and. yes? and to me it’s funny to learn that people haven’t grasped that you gotta about big tech like they’re tessier-ashpool, a vampiric clade that will sacrifice you to the god profit margin without a second thought
hey so we’re all aware that the “no ai” clause only exists here to generate a fresh crop of user-created videos, images, and audio files to then train more ai on, right? we’re all privy to the knowledge that jack dorsey is bffs with elon musk and LOVES ai and the potential profits therein, yes?
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
i’ve gotten some responses like “wow, this is, like, conspiracy bullshit, smh” and. yes? and to me it’s funny to learn that people haven’t grasped that you gotta about big tech like they’re tessier-ashpool, a vampiric clade that will sacrifice you to the god profit margin without a second thought
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I had a dream I saw this exact YouTube video so I recreated it
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I had a dream I saw this exact YouTube video so I recreated it
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if you think about it it's also problematic to talk about how you look like a girl because a trans guy who shares features with you might feel dysphoric
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
if you think about it it's also problematic to talk about how you look like a girl because a trans guy who shares features with you might feel dysphoric
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They are stitching me up with silk, as if I were a material.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
They are stitching me up with silk, as if I were a material.