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Justin Stach
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I make things better.

Sourdough without the hassle: https://justin.stach.uk/good_ordinary_bread

#sourdough #running #pottery #fermentation #photography #design #EastLondon
Finally they convinced Suella. Dream team.

Said nobody.
January 26, 2026 at 12:56 PM
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The director of the FBI: "I don't read."

His staff (paraphrased): "he doesn’t like meetings in office settings. What he wants is social events."
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 22, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It’s Blue Monday so how about an act of kindness to others and giving blood.
January 19, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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It’s funny, but I can’t see any of the tedious cranks who all *knew* last week that Starmer was happy to allow (and in many cases actually help) America invade Greenland admitting they were wrong.

Perhaps they’re having a lie in this morning?
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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We experienced a truly incredible moment at the aquarium when this octopus decided to be a total jerk to its tankmate.
January 16, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The Great British Firewall can’t come soon enough. We don’t need to be this porous, we do need some leverage.
January 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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This thread takes a bit of a turn a couple of posts down.
My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.

See? We just need to talk to each other.
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
January 14, 2026 at 8:43 AM
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I just can’t decide who to stick in there. Maybe I’ll just have them all queing up. Also, I’ll draw whoever you like in there for £20 (as long as they either deserve it or won’t mind).
January 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Imagine pulling a Compo face over this perfectly reasonable proposal. There’s something so fucked up with men who love cars.
Rather that other people being under threat of death because some tosser wants to drink and drive huh
January 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
This was a fascinating read, heartbreaking but fascinating. Made me ask many questions of my own struggle with sound and finding some places difficult to listen in.

medium.com/the-parentin...
The 96th Percentile Anomaly: A Parent’s Guide to Deafness
How undiagnosed deafness shaped my life, my trauma, and my career, and how to spot the signs in your child.
medium.com
January 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Three years ago.
December 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Made a site comparing the sizes of living things :)

The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used

> neal.fun/size-of-life/
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Just waiting on my GP to send me a ‘your year wrapped’. Hope the devs were allowed to put some digital confetti in there.
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A friend of mine wanted to sell some of my pottery in his shop, and so I gave him a few pieces. They have nearly all sold, and I’m overjoyed on one hand.

On the other hand my desire to keep doing the day job is now at an all time low.
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Be really handy if the Bluesky team implemented this feature to mute retweets from specific accounts.

github.com/bluesky-soci...
Ability to hide reposts and quote posts per followed account · Issue #1116 · bluesky-social/social-app
Is your feature request related to a problem? Please describe. I know that I can hide reposts and quote posts via my settings. But I'd like to be able to decide that for each account I'm following....
github.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is such a joy of a book for Beatles fans. Obsessively deep analysis of their work. It occupies a similar place in my heart as @andrewhickey.500songs.com’s work.
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Testing a thing I’ve made.

My blue for ‘It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue’ by Them.

colourgame.jackanapes.org/share/k573qv...
My Blue for "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue"
I matched colours to music on Rhythm & Hues. See how close I was to the crowd.
colourgame.jackanapes.org
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It’s for a thing…

Songs with colours in their title/chorus (extra points if they’re songs you have a particularly strong opinion about the colour involved).

Eg. Is your golden brown deep and brassy, or bright and lustrous?
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My initial reaction to this take was a knee jerk ‘Oh really? Not, perhaps the walled gardens of BigTech’s social media?’

But @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com helpfully clarifies further in-thread that she meant the entire fucking internet took us further from God.

No notes.
don't really care how this makes me sound at this point, but the free open internet was a mistake and a lot of people out there were clearly never going to be able to handle it
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Pluribus seems to be heading straight into the category of things that for me are fine enough and engaging during the watching but occupy next to no serious thought outside of it. FWIW I had the same issue with Better Call Saul.
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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have we all seen Noah Smith managing to book a flight from Dublin to Paris with a 90 minute layover in London and concluding this demonstrates Britain is doomed
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Bit obsessed with the idea that big tech is trading software’s asset-light advantage for utility-like capital intensity. Massive GPU spending will hit hard as depreciation whilst AI productivity gains prove illusory and are really just induced demand for low-value features.
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 AM