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Stacy
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Desperately seeking simplicity. hayles.io
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Okay here’s my mission:

Finish my ENTIRE todo list in the next 6 months.

This means:
- I have to get very clear on what “finished” looks like for each project
- I’m not allowed to take on any new projects I’ve not already committed to (even if it was mentioned)
When I tell strangers I don’t want kids, they balk at the idea. Some of them (particularly men) get extremely upset about it.

Yet my friends who have kids all tell me what misery it is and that I should avoid them at all costs.

Wonder who I should listen to…
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Lost my LinkedIn Games 100+ day streak because of Hurricane Melissa and now my heart isn't in it anymore. I don't have the will to start over.
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Bring back not having long private conversations on the phone in enclosed public spaces.

Bring back etiquette.
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
For normal people, Melissa means impromptu vacation days. For me, it means working my *ss off on the weekend so I hopefully don't fall too far behind if I have to miss a couple days.
October 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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AI has claimed the em dash? Who cares. I've moved on. I'm all about the BUSINESS SEMICOLON now. I'm putting semicolons everywhere. Emails, subject lines, headlines. You thought you were getting a comma or a period? Guess what, you're getting both.

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October 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tetley now makes chai. I can’t tell you how happy that makes me.
October 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I only have 10 pages left in a notebook. I can't believe I('ve almost) used the entire thing without abandoning it halfway for a shinier newer model!

I'm cured! #adhd #adhdmeds
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
And when you tell it that it’s wrong, it agrees immediately…even if it isn’t. That’s the scary part.
October 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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i think sometimes that maybe i should have taken the time by now to become good at something
October 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Wait, WHAT?!
Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
October 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
iOS 26 is objectively one of the ugliest UIs I have ever seen in my life.

Apple, fix it!
October 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I can't say the word reading without saying it like Helen in Death Becomes Her (the play, not the movie...but I still love the movie).
a woman in a black leotard and a purple dress
ALT: a woman in a black leotard and a purple dress
media.tenor.com
September 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
AI just told me I need to make 1.75mil JMD (~$10k USD) per month to live comfortably while *renting* in Kgn.

Imma just check out LOL. Be back never.
September 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My 70+ day win streak on LinkedIn games is all I've got going for me right now.
September 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
So ya‘ll we’re still with 1Password after their last stunt?
< screaming as loud as i possibly the fuck can into the unyielding void >

I DON'T EVER

EVER EVER EVER EVER

WANT TO TIE MY PASSWORD MANAGER

OR ANYTHING THE FUCK ELSE

TO A MOTHERFUCKING

AI

BROWSER

YOU ABSOLUTE CONGSHUNTS
September 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
G is the only acceptable response to this question.
For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?

For more maps: brilliantmaps.beehiiv.com/s...
September 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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This is Jude. He had a long day and just wants to relax with his tunes. Which he can notably turn on all by himself. 13/10 (TT: heyjudethebeagle)
September 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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September 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I don’t hold grudges.

I nurse them, feed them, watch them mature as if they were my very own children.

So don’t piss me off.
August 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I keep thinking about the massive amounts of time, money, & sheer character-assassinating malice the administration has devoted to persecuting Kilmar Abrego Garcia. The amount of suffering inflicted. The lies. The lawsuits. And all b/c they wouldn't admit they made a mistake. It's madness.
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
August 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
As a Jamaican, having proper manners is essential for survival. So when I started using AI, it seemed a bit silly to say please and thank you, etc. when making requests, but I kept doing it because as I said...ingrained.

So imagine my pleasant surprise when I learned...
August 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Boyz II Men - End of the Road, but it's your stalker singing to you after he's kidnapped you and tied you up in his basement, just before he unalives you both.
August 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So no one was gonna tell me that I can now sync my Apple Calendar to Notion Calendar?! #notionsky
August 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM