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Paul Starkey
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Reader, watcher, writer. Existing in a curious hinterland where Science Fiction, Horror, James Bond, Information Governance and Derby County intersect.
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Great to see my story get the cover. Fab artwork!
JUDGE DREDD MEGAZINE #481 is out now, featuring Judge Dredd, Department K, Cadet Dredd, Atomfall, Tales from the Black Museum, Rok of the Reds, Barrel & Hammer and more!

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Starting on my series 2/B #Blakes7 boxset. Never been a huge fan of Redemption, always feels like one of those episodes that spends too long getting to the plot and then wraps everything up too quicky. Needed more time with The System and less with Blake being menaced by electricity wires.
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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On this Epstein stuff, just a reminder that multiple contestants in the Miss Teen USA pageant - to repeat, TEENAGERS - said that when Trump owned it, he would walk into the dressing room so he could watch them changing clothes

www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kend...
Teen Beauty Queens Say Trump Walked In On Them Changing
“Don’t worry, ladies, I’ve seen it all before.”
www.buzzfeednews.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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This is what drives me nuts about the whole Epstein files thing. Oh wow, you mean the president is a rapist? There's been a publicly available recording of him talking about sexual assault and laughing about it for almost 10 years that I can find with a few words in YouTube's search.
the president admitted to sexual assault on camera and it didn't matter
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You're a handsome devil, what's your name?
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Belfast by night
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Finally went to Titanic Belfast today. I'm not exaggerating when I say that it might be the best museum/attraction I've ever visited. Just incredible. Fascinating and had me in pieces by the end ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Unfortunately due to the BBC accidentally uploading the episode Traitor early the twist has been spoiled.
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"There can be only one!"
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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On this day 420 years ago, Guy Fawkes was sitting in a pub, thinking: "And the best part is, nobody suspects a thing!"
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works but please bear in mind I'm new at all this
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and no worries if not.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and don't forget to like and subscribe.
October 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
The Only Murders in the Building finale was wonderful (of course).
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Post a witch
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Apparently police have already located the people who robbed the The Louvre
October 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Milei looks like all the cast of Are You Being Served in one
October 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Facebook's just reminded me it's five (FIVE!!!) years since I made this joke 😱
October 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The Substance (2024)
October 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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From FB:

Had the worst day ever. I paid a joiner to build me a double bed and he's done a bunk.

It's just one thing on top of another.
October 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm really trying not to panic here but...has anyone seen any Fiendish Fancies in the shops yet?
October 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
October 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Presumably all the snoring?
There's a buzz at Conservative conference, says Kemi Badenoch
The Conservative leader says the conference is no longer
www.bbc.co.uk
October 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Trying to convince someone to watch the Wicker Man by claiming it's a John Wick spinoff
October 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM