Star Lure
@starlarbu.bsky.social
eat rich and the ass. everyone follow dreams (I'm dreams).
clothing fashion tip for beginners: most businesses will not serve you if you're not wearing clothes
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
clothing fashion tip for beginners: most businesses will not serve you if you're not wearing clothes
which turkey shall we cook
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
which turkey shall we cook
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how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
I never normally marry on the first date...
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I never normally marry on the first date...
alcoholism is like "ooohhh I'm addicted to poison! ooauurgh I need to drink poison or I'll go into poison withdrawal and die!" ridiculous
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
alcoholism is like "ooohhh I'm addicted to poison! ooauurgh I need to drink poison or I'll go into poison withdrawal and die!" ridiculous
just quelled the raging beast inside me
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
just quelled the raging beast inside me
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It’s important to take time sifting through the alluvial soil to find the most nutritious posts
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It’s important to take time sifting through the alluvial soil to find the most nutritious posts
the Big Bang Theory was actually really funny indirectly because it would make sweet older folks lovingly mortify their awkward, super self conscious younger family members by telling them "Sheldon reminds me so much of you!" lol
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
the Big Bang Theory was actually really funny indirectly because it would make sweet older folks lovingly mortify their awkward, super self conscious younger family members by telling them "Sheldon reminds me so much of you!" lol
ugh just say "yippee" and shut up man
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
ugh just say "yippee" and shut up man
I'm one of the adults that gave Charlie Brown a rock when he was trick or treating. at some level that boy enjoys and finds meaning in his own misery and I do not respect him for it
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm one of the adults that gave Charlie Brown a rock when he was trick or treating. at some level that boy enjoys and finds meaning in his own misery and I do not respect him for it
I bet giving birth makes seeing a mama animal with her baby slap so hard
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I bet giving birth makes seeing a mama animal with her baby slap so hard
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Normalize making plastic doll versions of your friends to hang with when they're too busy to spend time with you
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Normalize making plastic doll versions of your friends to hang with when they're too busy to spend time with you
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Incredible photo of Miga at Friendsgiving last night
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Incredible photo of Miga at Friendsgiving last night
it's a myth that female praying mantises need to decapitate and cannibalize the males they have sex with. they don't 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 to do that they just do it sometimes cuz they feel like it
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
it's a myth that female praying mantises need to decapitate and cannibalize the males they have sex with. they don't 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 to do that they just do it sometimes cuz they feel like it
dang this one kitten in the litter almost died so I guess we gotta name it Hope or Miracle or some trite bullshit
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
dang this one kitten in the litter almost died so I guess we gotta name it Hope or Miracle or some trite bullshit
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catching my wife cheating on me with another man and shouting "what in tarnation!"
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
catching my wife cheating on me with another man and shouting "what in tarnation!"
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i love hailee stans so much
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i love hailee stans so much
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fellas, find you a girl who won’t sacrifice anything at all for you
bro I ain't risking a tummyache for him
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
fellas, find you a girl who won’t sacrifice anything at all for you
everyone remember to take yourself out of the freezer and sit in the kitchen sink so you'll be thawed in time for thanksgiving :)
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
everyone remember to take yourself out of the freezer and sit in the kitchen sink so you'll be thawed in time for thanksgiving :)
when your parents told you they sent your dog to live on a farm, none of that was real. you actually had just died and that was your first glimpse of hell
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
when your parents told you they sent your dog to live on a farm, none of that was real. you actually had just died and that was your first glimpse of hell
move over Astarion! the new top video game heartthrob is 16 bit Walter Matthau
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
move over Astarion! the new top video game heartthrob is 16 bit Walter Matthau
my aunt is a neonatal nurse and she says most babies these days are very rude
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
my aunt is a neonatal nurse and she says most babies these days are very rude