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austin 🇵🇸
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we altered the flow of time, so that the world might once again feel small (bg: Roses, Butterfly and Puppies, by Nagasawa Rosetsu)

https://github.com/thoughtpolice / overengineering @ ersc.io / #jj-vcs maintainer
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i love playing Tekken and being Doryaman
one of my good friends just got out of surgery and it reminded me that like. the animal body can, in fact, be scientifically analyzed, diagnosed, and repaired to a high degree of confidence. that's called fucking science and it rules, bitch
January 23, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Uni evolved! :3
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 PM
it would be so funny if $4,000 Chinese electric cars hitting north america and bringing about the downfall of the american auto industry happened as a result of all this shit. President Deals hits it big again electrek.co/2026/01/16/c...
Canada breaks with US, slashes 100% tariffs on Chinese EVs to 6%
In a massive shift in North American trade policy, Prime Minister Mark Carney announced today a new “strategic partnership” with...
electrek.co
January 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
people on lobsters love to be like "llm companies are devoid of moral responsibility" and then keep using and loving computers as if they haven't been load-bearing components of nearly every modern horror of the past 100 years. the lady doth protest too much, methinks!
January 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Karate Kid 2 would have been a lot better if Mr Miyagi had just started killing people and Daniel-san had to stop him
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
bartender at the joint rockin a free palestine shirt 🤙🏻
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 AM
hey man, cool idea of yours. do you mind if i misrepresent it to some of the most annoying people alive
January 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Monday morning, Austin Police Department helped ICE detain and kidnap a woman and her 5 year old daughter, who is a US Citizen. It’s now Friday and we still don’t know where this girl is. Abolishing ICE is the only reasonable move
TX family says 5-year-old arrested by ICE is a US citizen
Her family says they haven't heard from them since Monday.
www.mysanantonio.com
January 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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oh, and we got a fun new logo!
We're actively looking to grow our team at @ersc.io again! If you are interested or know someone who might be, I'd love to chat.

We are looking for distributed storage folk as well as frontend/UX.
January 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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We're actively looking to grow our team at @ersc.io again! If you are interested or know someone who might be, I'd love to chat.

We are looking for distributed storage folk as well as frontend/UX.
January 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
my name is Maximilian Graphics
January 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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Don’t worry. I’ll fight for you
January 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
this is what I rotate around In My Mindscape when I am problem solving
hmm
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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#jj-vcs 0.37.0 came out yesterday! im intrigued by the new divergent change syntax, seems very neat

github.com/jj-vcs/jj/re...
Release v0.37.0 · jj-vcs/jj
About jj is a Git-compatible version control system that is both simple and powerful. See the installation instructions to get started. Release highlights A new syntax for referring to hidden and...
github.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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I’m getting sick and tired of MN officials abdicating their duty just because the FBI is predictably locking them out of the investigation. There is more than enough evidence for @ag.state.mn.us to bring charges. Let the feds argue in court. What the hell are you doing Keith
January 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM
i wonder what would happen if you dropped a piano on the head of a politician or someone like that. would they pop out with spinning eyeballs and piano keys for teeth? well there's only one way to find out i guess
January 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
this is actually true btw, especially as of late
probably the most important thing today is to have the correct opinion. the second most important thing is that it is identical to mine
January 8, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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hmm
January 7, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
one of the gals in the kitchen at this bar had a shirt with kid goku and kid krillin smoking a blunt that said “packwatch” on it (i think)
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
probably the most important thing today is to have the correct opinion. the second most important thing is that it is identical to mine
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
on NYE I read The Death of Ivan Ilyich and it is probably the most incredible novella I've ever read. a magnificent work of literature
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
who cares. modern advertisement is bad and a cancer on society, whether the ads are functionally gobbledygook to you is not relevant. what is this piece except just liberal posturing about some kind of supposed Procedural Infraction that has occurred? literal nothingburger
“When I reached out to Brex to try to understand what its ad meant, no one answered.”
The Year of Subway Slop
AI and nonsense ads trolled us on our commutes.
www.curbed.com
January 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i don't really think this is a new development at all, tbqh
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM