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Stella Cheeks
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Part time naked nerd. Part time perverted podcaster. Full time nightmare. 💗💜💙 Come for the thirst. Stay for the radical politics.🖖🏼 Doesn’t proofread good. she/her
I know I should transfer this baby to the crib so I can like move and do stuff but he’s so cute and cuddly. He’s too little to wear in a wrap but I can’t wait for that.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Having a baby during flu season/the holidays is terrifying.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Turns out I’m really mean when sleep deprived.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Don't you think it's kind of insidious how the world was like, "For safety, you need much more complicated passwords!"

But then, "Aren't passwords soooo complicated? You should let us scan your fingerprints, eyes, and faces! It's easier, safer, and totally normal info for us to have and keep!"
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Shout out to the 1950’s housewives who had to juggle the crushing postwar patriarchy and unsupportive, isolated motherhood. You deserved your Valium girl.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I think everyone’s just disappointed that the Cool Pope won’t join their polycule
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I don’t mean to brag but when my baby yawns it’s the cutest thing that ever happened ever.
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Man, I was doing so good not buying from Amazon. Now I have this baby and I’m like shit I don’t have that. Shit I need that. 🫠 I thought I was so prepared!! Amazon got me in a chokehold. 😢
a woman in a plaid jacket is saying i 'm the idiot here netflix
ALT: a woman in a plaid jacket is saying i 'm the idiot here netflix
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Reminder that the holidays don’t have to be about consumerism. And if you like giving and getting gifts the whole Shop Small thing is very important. Handcrafted goods and homemade gifts are great too!
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
So being a parent is very hard. Like duh but also holy shit.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Postpartum thoughts: I now have a favorite brand of disposable adult diapers.
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Brb gonna have a baby
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Never forget the same people defending pedophilia have spent years trying to convince the public that drag queens and trans people are a threat to children.

It’s all smoke and mirrors to allow the real predators to roam free.
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I cannot begin to properly articulate how upsetting it is to have had people baselessly accuse trans people of being groomers and pedophiles only for it to come out that they were deliberately doing this as part of a project to provide cover to actual groomers and pedophiles in positions of power
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What an absolutely insane thing to record yourself saying outloud for public record.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is American Psycho actually worth reading? I generally don’t like serial killer media but it’s always on list of books next to books I really love so I’m torn.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I think I would still be wildly unhappy with how this all played out with this messaging, but at least it would feel like it's engaged with the world we live in today. The "my constituents just want us to work together" argument exists in the eternal 1995 too many Dems refuse to leave behind.
instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Hemp is sustainable, flexible, and easy to grow. Aside from its use in CBD gummies, vapes, and drinks, hemp can be grown for food, textiles, and construction. It's also a carbon-negative plant that needs far less water or pesticides than cotton.

Obviously it should be banned.
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Illinois Governor & Chicago Mayor absolutely doing a great job rn.

Illinois Senators…you’re embarrassing. GET IT TOGETHER.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Frankenstein
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I literally don’t know what I’d do without my husband right now. I’m such a mess in late pregnancy and he’s really doing so much. 😭
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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They'll have to try to pry my em dashes from my bisexual— and neurodivergent— hands.
July 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Me waiting for labor to start
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM