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Stella Jay

Stella Jay

@stellajay.bsky.social

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Runner, writer, Black Veil Brides fan.

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Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 1d

i regret to inform you that they DO kind of taste like store bought biscuits.

A black and white photo of the last bite of the biscuit pinched in Stella's left hand. Without color, the jam may be congealing blood. Happy Halloween.

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 1d

I have a fever and can't sleep. I bring you... biscuits and jam. 🥰

jk it's a toasted expired keto hamburger bun because i don't have sliced bread

#foodsky #food #breadsky #class #taste #tumblrmillennialhashtagusage

A toasted hamburger bun, photographed from above, with homemade cherry jam on a maroon cloth napkin.

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 2d

The guy on the elliptical trainer one over from me has a very deep voice and a quiet, villainous chuckle.

He's listening to a podcast and going 'muahahaha...' but he also looks so MIRTHFUL. Such a quiet, earnest villain.

Is this my new gym crush?

#fitness #runnersofbluesky

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 2d

Cats are brilliant. 🖤

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 3d

Chaplin is sitting on my diary and I kind of feel like I should move her because of exposure to bad vibes? Like she's going to get something akin to radiation poisoning via Bad Vibes osmosis?

#cat #catsofbluesky

Tiny white cat mittens sit atop a blue paperback diary. Her black tail is curled on top of them, because she is a lady. A lady in a tuxedo and white gloves.

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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 4d

#NOKINGS

New York City, NY

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Alt-IRS @alt-irs.altgov.info · 4d

Miami!!! Woo hoo!

OrangeSage @orangesage.bsky.social · 4d

#NoKings Miami!

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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 4d

Times Square

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 5d

What's the opposite of death by a thousand cuts? Life by a thousand stitches?

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 5d

I'm "on" Bluesky the way that I am "inside" the hall closet when I periodically open the door, scream over the threshold, and then shut it.

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 5d

The US Postal Service, not the band! Not the band!!!

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 5d

"send skeet" is also a sex crime one might commit with the help of the postal service

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 5d

There's Something About Mary and Galaxy Quest are the two best comedies send skeet

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7d

Respectful Jogger Yells ‘Move Or I Could Kill You’ As They Run Past

Respectful Jogger Yells ‘Move Or I Could Kill You’ As They Run Past

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 7d

Cannot believe Gen Z settled on 'sewer slide' and 'unalive yourself' when 'krill yourself' was right fucking there.

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 8d

Men like to belittle women for their fitness accessories, but there's a man at the gym wearing a MAGA cap on the elliptical trainer. Indoors. While it is pouring rain outside. Two hours before sunrise.

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 10d

Novel's going well. #amwriting #writingcommunity #hangmen

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 14d

So embarrassing that Abraham Lincoln was murdered by a theatre kid

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16d

“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 18d

Incidentally, "WooHoo into the void" would have made a killer Sims bumper sticker.

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 18d

aS a LeO, I have no choice but to scream into the void, so I think the compromise goal should be to make it more of a "woohoo!!!" scream into the void rather than an "OH GOD HELP!" scream into the void.

A rollercoaster scream, not a The Scream scream.

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 18d

2010s media was all about teaching men that the manic pixie dream girl is, in fact, a manic depressive pixie dream girl.

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 19d

I think it was Lindsay Nikole who had a mentor tell her, when asked what she should do if a black mamba bit her, that the only thing to do is call her family to say goodbye.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 19d

give this lady a sock and a piano accompaniment and she would tear the party UP

Stella Jay @stellajay.bsky.social · 20d

My high school English teacher just told me this, which is very kind, BUT WHAT WAS IN MY AP LIT SATIRE VIDEO 13 YEARS AGO??? 😭 I have no memory of it!

A Facebook comment that says:

"One of my favorite things about you as a student was your keen (and often dark) sense of humor. Your AP Lit satire video was 💯🔥💀"