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Sterling McGarvey

@sterlingmcgarvey.com

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Head of Consulting at Hit Detection LLC. Disciple of the Alonzo Mourning GIF. I like fresh cranberries, Tajín on fruit, sports, Pizza Margherita, & music made w/ drum machines. Light-skinneded. The Bay will always be Home.

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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 7h

Lord, please stop giving me your hardest battles.

Matt Barrows @mattbarrows.bsky.social · 7h

49ers star linebacker Fred Warner carted off, ruled out with ankle injury
www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...

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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 1d

Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”

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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 23h

Congrats!

Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 23h

I absolutely despise what supporting this team has done to my mental health over the past 17 seasons.

The Quakes are absolutely going to miss the playoffs in stoppage time next Saturday from an Austin equalizer and the Caps conceding a draw to FC Dallas.

It is written in the stars.

Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 1d

Best Decision Day storyline is obviously the race for the West Wild card slots:

8. Dallas, 41 pts (at Vancouver)
9. RSL, 40 pts (at St. Louis)
10. Colorado, 40 pts (vs LAFC)
11. San Jose, 38 pts (vs Austin)

The Quakes somehow, some way, still have a path. Ridiculous.

Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 23h

If you look up the interview with the director of Monster Hunter Wilds, you have your answer as to why it won’t be $100 for the Standard Edition.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages

Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.

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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 23h

It looks like my Zoom call theory conversations have broken containment?

IGN @ign.com · 23h

It is one of the most debated unanswered questions in all video games: how much will Grand Theft Auto 6 cost? Amid the speculation, new research has suggested that a $100 price point would actually earn Rockstar less money than if went for the “sweet spot” of $70.

How Much Will GTA 6 Cost? New Research Claims $100 Price Point 'Would Actually Leave Money on The Table'

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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 1d

I didn’t change my account banner or anything

Danny Bowes @dannybowes.bsky.social · 1d

The opening of A BETTER TOMORROW makes counterfeiting money look like the coolest thing in the universe.

Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 1d

The slimiest middle finger.

So grand.

Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 1d

Credits rolling.

I fucking loved it.

Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 1d

Oh, this is just as body horror as I thought it’d be, even if it took a different GPS route to get there.

Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 1d

Watching The Substance and so far, I don’t see how you can watch this and not think that it’s a French film with American actors.

The uncomfortable close ups.

The rapid-paced editing. Yeah…

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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 1d

Oh, this is just as body horror as I thought it’d be, even if it took a different GPS route to get there.

Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 1d

Watching The Substance and so far, I don’t see how you can watch this and not think that it’s a French film with American actors.

The uncomfortable close ups.

The rapid-paced editing. Yeah…

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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 1d

Watching The Substance and so far, I don’t see how you can watch this and not think that it’s a French film with American actors.

The uncomfortable close ups.

The rapid-paced editing. Yeah…

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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 1d

They’re finally here.

A photo of me with a small bag of cranberries, standing in front of a bog in harvest at the Cranberry Museum.

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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 1d

It’s Cranberry Harvest Weekend, for those who celebrate.

Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 2d

No matter how much they try to swag him up, Bowl Cut Davis will never look cool up there.

Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 2d

Feels like Nike wasn’t supposed to air that Welcome Back Kotter congrats ad til now, but we got it in the 3rd.

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ESPN @espn.com · 2d

LUCK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT 😤

THE LAS VEGAS ACES ARE WNBA CHAMPIONS AGAIN 🏆 🏆 🏆

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Sterling McGarvey @sterlingmcgarvey.com · 2d

Damn, I am HYPE for the Portland Fire next season. What a dominant Finals.

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 2d

this made me laugh so hard

Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 2d

I emailed the guy who originally drew Pepe to see if he had any comment about the current frog reclamation, and he was like uh what are you talking about

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 2d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but