Timothy Stiles
@stiles.io
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Genetic, research, and software engineer looking to make friends. Creator of Poly, an open source Go package for engineering DNA 🧬 Let's engineer weird little guys together. github.com/bebop/poly 📍San Francisco
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Made a biotech starter pack because I want to meme with y'all on this site instead of the old one

go.bsky.app/TbKxUEk 🧪🧬💻
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Thank you. CVS is the move. Just scheduled with them for tomorrow.
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Does anyone know where I can get a COVID vaccine in the Bay Area?

Spoken to two pharmacists now saying that they don't have any and that they're on hold in a warehouse somewhere but I need one now...
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What it feels like to set up a GPU node for your home computing cluster
Miyazaki looking example with a unlit cigarette in his mouth.
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I want an emergency phone alert if Wikipedia goes down.
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If Wikipedia goes down that's defcon 0 something bad is happening.
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Got a 404 for all of a second when trying to look something up on Wikipedia and my heart stopped
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Then everyone across three state lines band together and tell them to knock it off.
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You don't understand Market Basket doesn't look great and that's what makes it great.

They sell food at good prices that's their entire business and every ten years someone in their extended family gets greedy and tries to put an end to it.
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Lord help me I'm Boston posting again.
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You ever bought lobster for $3.99 a pound from the grocery store? I have at Demoulas'
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If you're ever worn Boston sports paraphernalia but don't know what Demoulas' is you need to educate yourself.
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My mom still calls it Demoulas' and insists that they have the best lamb. She can name more Market Basket employees and executives than Sox players.
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It's only been 6 weeks since we got a new pope from Chicago and it feels so long ago
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I scored a fancy air fryer for 12 bucks at the thrift store what should I put in it?
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I know almost two dozen languages and barely remember how to write a for loop in any of them
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The final evolution of software engineer is knowing so many programming languages that you can't code in any of them and have to Google basic syntax.
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The final evolution of software engineer is knowing so many programming languages that you can't code in any of them and have to Google basic syntax.
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The only orange muppet to trust about science.
Protestor holding a hand drawn sign of Beaker from the Muppets that says, "THE ONLY ORANGE MUPPET to TRUST ABOUT SCIENCE!"
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So many people my phone lost service and cars have completely given up crossing Market Street with some honking or even getting out of their cars in support.
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I think it stretches the whole route. Friend at Civic Center said there was probably 10K already there and there were still people leaving Dolores when he called me.
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Rate has definitely increased closer to ~30 per second as people start marching on sidewalks and median along Dolores
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People passing by me at ~20 people per second. This has been going at a similar rate for ~30 minutes and shows no signs of stopping.
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I've never seen this many people at Dolores park
Literally thousands of people marching alongside Dolores park. One protestor holds a sign that says, "STOP THE KIDNAPPING".