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Strange Scaffold
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A new kind of game studio. Creators of I Am Your Beast / El Paso, Elsewhere / and more.

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Strange Scaffold @strangescaffold.bsky.social · 8d
It's time to SHORT THAT BABY! 📈

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is OUT NOW on Steam!

PLUS even more campaigns and content coming out over the next weeks and months! 💚👽

store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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shawndoublea.bsky.social
A list of games made with Black leadership you can wishlist) and congrats to Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator for being the first out the gate!
February 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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strangescaffold.bsky.social
The Space Warlord Baby Trading Experience w/ @robodessert.bsky.social @griefsodeerly.animalclowncar.party @tietuesday.bsky.social @clowndepot.mariogolf.info & @barrykramer.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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writnelson.bsky.social
thank you all so much for playing space warlord baby trading simulator

guess how normal i am right now
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
February 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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joel.zone
Highlighted and spent time covering games like @strangescaffold.bsky.social’s Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

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I can’t stop shorting babies in Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - The Escapist
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is the latest from Strange Scaffold, bringing the excitement of the stock trading world home.
www.escapistmagazine.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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juliaminamata.bsky.social
The Crimson Diamond is 25% off for Steam Typing Fest 2026! 🎉⌨️ It's a text parser cozy mystery adventure set in early 1900s Canada! If you've never typed "open door" to open a door, this may be the perfect time to see if your brain is wired to love that! ❤️‍🔥🧠 store.steampowered.com/app/1098770/...
Promo image for The Crimson Diamond on sale for 25% off for Steam Typing Fest, Feb 5 to Feb 9 starting at 10am Pacific. The border has keyboardy type keys and the image in the middle is The Crimson Diamond's key art, featuring protagonist Nancy Maple holding a gem up to the moonlight while kneeling by a river.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
strangescaffold.bsky.social
You can now pre-order the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator OST by @composerkirk.bsky.social on Bandcamp! 📈

composerkirk.bandcamp.com/album/space-...
This is the album art for the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator soundtrack. It features the logo to for the game, and test reading Kris Kirk - Official Soundtrack along with the image of one of the alien babies from the game.
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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amyisexisting.bsky.social
Gotta say, the gameplay is really fucking good in baby trading sim but the story tidbits are also really fucking good. "Politics are temporary--money is forever."
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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maotenno.bsky.social
Space Warlord Baby trading Simulator occupies the same brainspace as Papers, Please in the "Oh this is fun!" to "holy shit I am playing an awful person aren't I?" but on oppoise ends of the spectrum.
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
strangescaffold.bsky.social
THREE NEW CAMPAIGNS! 📈

THREE NEW OPPORTUNITIES TO SHORT THAT BABY! 📈

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Update 1 with three new friends to make money with is out NOW in the first free content update with more over to come next week.

Full patch notes...

store.steampowered.com/news/app/364...
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - Content Update 1 is LIVE - Steam News
THREE new campaigns along with tweaks and fixes kick off our "free things for this game" thing we're doing.
store.steampowered.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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likethejeans.bsky.social
a thought that will not leave my mind after watching @barrykramer.bsky.social stream @strangescaffold.bsky.social's Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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pstjtaylor.bsky.social
I finished a personal finance course literally last week so watching NL stream @strangescaffold.bsky.social’s Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator has me pointing at the screen like once a minute. It’s SO funny
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: Man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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February 5, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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jarenth.bsky.social
How To Short Babies: an adventure in four steps
Screenshot of Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. The screen shows that I've just placed a market short on a baby that has since increased in value, putting my short at a loss of nearly 40,000 units. Screenshot of Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. Continuing the bad short from the previous screenshot, my loss is now estimated at over 90,000 units. Screenshot of Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. Continuing the truly disastrous short from before, my loss has capped out at over 210,000 units. I bet on this baby failing their life and instead they had an absolutely god-tier run of good events. Screenshot of Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. I've lost over 200,000 units in a single day. This is not good for Bitcoin.
February 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
strangescaffold.bsky.social
The Space Warlord Baby Trading Experience w/ @robodessert.bsky.social @griefsodeerly.animalclowncar.party @tietuesday.bsky.social @clowndepot.mariogolf.info & @barrykramer.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is really fun although if it was me I would be investing in a low cost small cap baby ETF from Vanguard and just wait it out.
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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ocublur.bsky.social
baby stocks are crashing girl help @clowndepot.mariogolf.info (forgot i had bluesky)
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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b4bushka.bsky.social
A little bit concerned about Sabin. His fascination with space warlord baby stock trading game is suspicious
February 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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nullspeak.bsky.social
watched @willovergard.bsky.social play this on launch night.

The entire chat was absolutely glued to the screen, his partner was *dying* from full-body sympathetic financial panic

Every terrible investment - every dodgy side-bet. And wisely timed or not... deserving or no: every. baby. shorted
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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potatocrisp.bsky.social
Northernlion baby trading simulator
February 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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rogue.site
We’re all a little short on cash in 2026, but have you tried baby day trading?

www.rogue.site/editorials/s...
Space Warlord Baby Trader is the best way to lose your life savings
The space baby trading market
www.rogue.site
February 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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juliaminamata.bsky.social
Crimson C'Tuesday, 8pm Eastern! I'll be playing some @strangescaffold.bsky.social Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator AND 🎉giving away a few keys!🎉 Also, Double Dragon UNBOXING and party time in Karuizawa Yūkai Annai! Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/a_maplemystery
February 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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writnelson.bsky.social
NORTHERNLION IS PLAYING BABY TRADING SIMULATOR

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
www.twitch.tv/northernlion
February 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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kornek.zone
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
strangescaffold.bsky.social
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is incredibly close to 100 reviews on Steam!

Reviews can make a HUGE difference to the game being surfaced on Steam so thank you all! And if you haven't left a review? Well...we'd love it if you would! 📈

store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/
This is a screenshot from the Steam page for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. It features the games key art, which shows an alien baby with tiny little business suit clad aliens climbing its head to grab a suitcase full of money. One such alien is holding the case aloft and they look pretty happy with themselves. It then features the games logo. Below it says... Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator. All reviews : Very Positive (96) Release Date: 29 Jan, 2026
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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tietuesday.bsky.social
Going for Gold in Baby Trading

I'm going to see the future and know this baby is going to suck trust bro trust

twitch.tv/tietuesday
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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writnelson.bsky.social
watch the hit video that my wife raved:

"...it's what I signed up for"

get space warlord baby trading simulator today!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM