Strange Scaffold
@strangescaffold.bsky.social
A new kind of game studio. Creators of I Am Your Beast / El Paso, Elsewhere / and more.
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It's time to SHORT THAT BABY! 📈
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is OUT NOW on Steam!
PLUS even more campaigns and content coming out over the next weeks and months! 💚👽
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is OUT NOW on Steam!
PLUS even more campaigns and content coming out over the next weeks and months! 💚👽
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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February 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is incredibly close to 100 reviews on Steam!
Reviews can make a HUGE difference to the game being surfaced on Steam so thank you all! And if you haven't left a review? Well...we'd love it if you would! 📈
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/
Reviews can make a HUGE difference to the game being surfaced on Steam so thank you all! And if you haven't left a review? Well...we'd love it if you would! 📈
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is incredibly close to 100 reviews on Steam!
Reviews can make a HUGE difference to the game being surfaced on Steam so thank you all! And if you haven't left a review? Well...we'd love it if you would! 📈
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/
Reviews can make a HUGE difference to the game being surfaced on Steam so thank you all! And if you haven't left a review? Well...we'd love it if you would! 📈
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/
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Going for Gold in Baby Trading
I'm going to see the future and know this baby is going to suck trust bro trust
twitch.tv/tietuesday
I'm going to see the future and know this baby is going to suck trust bro trust
twitch.tv/tietuesday
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Going for Gold in Baby Trading
I'm going to see the future and know this baby is going to suck trust bro trust
twitch.tv/tietuesday
I'm going to see the future and know this baby is going to suck trust bro trust
twitch.tv/tietuesday
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watch the hit video that my wife raved:
"...it's what I signed up for"
get space warlord baby trading simulator today!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
"...it's what I signed up for"
get space warlord baby trading simulator today!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
watch the hit video that my wife raved:
"...it's what I signed up for"
get space warlord baby trading simulator today!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
"...it's what I signed up for"
get space warlord baby trading simulator today!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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Pro Baby Shorter Tip: Consultants can occasionally tell you information that could guarantee a parley is successful.
Parley wisely and your baby portfolio will SKYROCKET.
Also thank you to everyone at Strange Scaffold for this hella fun game THERE'S MORE CAMPAIGNS COMING OUT EVERY WEEK WOAH HOW COOL
Parley wisely and your baby portfolio will SKYROCKET.
Also thank you to everyone at Strange Scaffold for this hella fun game THERE'S MORE CAMPAIGNS COMING OUT EVERY WEEK WOAH HOW COOL
February 2, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Pro Baby Shorter Tip: Consultants can occasionally tell you information that could guarantee a parley is successful.
Parley wisely and your baby portfolio will SKYROCKET.
Also thank you to everyone at Strange Scaffold for this hella fun game THERE'S MORE CAMPAIGNS COMING OUT EVERY WEEK WOAH HOW COOL
Parley wisely and your baby portfolio will SKYROCKET.
Also thank you to everyone at Strange Scaffold for this hella fun game THERE'S MORE CAMPAIGNS COMING OUT EVERY WEEK WOAH HOW COOL
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A weekend later, and Baby Trading Simulator is still hanging on to the New and Trending charts!
There's big discounts if you own previous Strange Scaffold games, so PLEASE tell your friends--and leave a Steam review if you haven't already. Thank you so much!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
There's big discounts if you own previous Strange Scaffold games, so PLEASE tell your friends--and leave a Steam review if you haven't already. Thank you so much!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
February 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
A weekend later, and Baby Trading Simulator is still hanging on to the New and Trending charts!
There's big discounts if you own previous Strange Scaffold games, so PLEASE tell your friends--and leave a Steam review if you haven't already. Thank you so much!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
There's big discounts if you own previous Strange Scaffold games, so PLEASE tell your friends--and leave a Steam review if you haven't already. Thank you so much!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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you should play space warlord baby trading simulator if youre bad at understanding shorting and need supplementary material to teach you how to game the ingame system
February 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
you should play space warlord baby trading simulator if youre bad at understanding shorting and need supplementary material to teach you how to game the ingame system
Ep. 7 of The Strange Scaffold Cool Things Club, our podcast where we discuss a thing we're super into, is out now!
This month Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator producer @futterish.fsquared.biz joins @writnelson.bsky.social, Candace and @chrisslight.bsky.social!
Links below
This month Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator producer @futterish.fsquared.biz joins @writnelson.bsky.social, Candace and @chrisslight.bsky.social!
Links below
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Ep. 7 of The Strange Scaffold Cool Things Club, our podcast where we discuss a thing we're super into, is out now!
This month Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator producer @futterish.fsquared.biz joins @writnelson.bsky.social, Candace and @chrisslight.bsky.social!
Links below
This month Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator producer @futterish.fsquared.biz joins @writnelson.bsky.social, Candace and @chrisslight.bsky.social!
Links below
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Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is so narratively engaging and pulse-pounding. You're trying to make money while the babies you're speculating on are "Getting struck by lightning" and "Being chased by crop creatures."
Honestly, play this game.
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Honestly, play this game.
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Save 15% on Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator on Steam
Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
store.steampowered.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is so narratively engaging and pulse-pounding. You're trying to make money while the babies you're speculating on are "Getting struck by lightning" and "Being chased by crop creatures."
Honestly, play this game.
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Honestly, play this game.
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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im baby trade (profeshunal)
February 2, 2026 at 4:36 AM
im baby trade (profeshunal)
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Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Review
Pros:
Number go up
Great aesthetic and soundtrack
Steam deck verified!
Cons:
My university lecturer asked me what I was playing this weekend and I answered honestly and now I think I’m on a list
Pros:
Number go up
Great aesthetic and soundtrack
Steam deck verified!
Cons:
My university lecturer asked me what I was playing this weekend and I answered honestly and now I think I’m on a list
January 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Review
Pros:
Number go up
Great aesthetic and soundtrack
Steam deck verified!
Cons:
My university lecturer asked me what I was playing this weekend and I answered honestly and now I think I’m on a list
Pros:
Number go up
Great aesthetic and soundtrack
Steam deck verified!
Cons:
My university lecturer asked me what I was playing this weekend and I answered honestly and now I think I’m on a list
You'll get to say more things like this very quickly as the first Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator update will have two new campaigns and is out next week! 📈
"i just lost 200k credits cause the baby i was investing in suddenly got eaten during a ritual and immedietely went from full hp to 0" actual thing i said to my friend after playing space warlord baby trading simulator, STRANGE SCAFFOLD I LOVE YOU cant wait for the updates
February 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
You'll get to say more things like this very quickly as the first Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator update will have two new campaigns and is out next week! 📈
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I'm playing SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR today! Been excited to play this for a while! Come short some babies with me! www.twitch.tv/nilnilgiree
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I'm playing SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR today! Been excited to play this for a while! Come short some babies with me! www.twitch.tv/nilnilgiree
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I just wasn't expecting the "silly number game" to have me telling myself if I should grab a notebook to write down my fav baby trading stories. There's already so many mushing together in my brain from 6hrs of play. Y'all slammed so much into such a tight little package. Stellar stuff.
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I just wasn't expecting the "silly number game" to have me telling myself if I should grab a notebook to write down my fav baby trading stories. There's already so many mushing together in my brain from 6hrs of play. Y'all slammed so much into such a tight little package. Stellar stuff.
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My fav death in Space Warlord Baby Trading Sim came when my successful & VERY profitable baby was out of the blue "EATEN BY THEIR NEIGHBORS".
I was holding it ALL in stocks. Ready to sell MILLIONS. They were happy, healthy! This would take me to the top! Then, in a single moment, I lost it all...
I was holding it ALL in stocks. Ready to sell MILLIONS. They were happy, healthy! This would take me to the top! Then, in a single moment, I lost it all...
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 PM
My fav death in Space Warlord Baby Trading Sim came when my successful & VERY profitable baby was out of the blue "EATEN BY THEIR NEIGHBORS".
I was holding it ALL in stocks. Ready to sell MILLIONS. They were happy, healthy! This would take me to the top! Then, in a single moment, I lost it all...
I was holding it ALL in stocks. Ready to sell MILLIONS. They were happy, healthy! This would take me to the top! Then, in a single moment, I lost it all...
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I normally like to be sincere and thoughtful in my steam reviews but for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator I decided to keep it short and on topic.
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Save 15% on Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator on Steam
Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
store.steampowered.com
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I normally like to be sincere and thoughtful in my steam reviews but for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator I decided to keep it short and on topic.
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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Space warlord baby trading simulator is a game where you can lose $200,000 on a bad short (the baby dropped a nuclear bomb) and then win $700,000 on the long shot bet that another baby will eat its best friend
January 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Space warlord baby trading simulator is a game where you can lose $200,000 on a bad short (the baby dropped a nuclear bomb) and then win $700,000 on the long shot bet that another baby will eat its best friend
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thank you to everyone who donated during! also show up for I AM YOUR BEAST in 7 hours if you want to hear dream diary and forward operating bass again, and also maybe just stick around for the whole event and donate any time something cool happens in a speedrun
this is right now btw
January 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
thank you to everyone who donated during! also show up for I AM YOUR BEAST in 7 hours if you want to hear dream diary and forward operating bass again, and also maybe just stick around for the whole event and donate any time something cool happens in a speedrun
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...he had to learn sometime
get space warlord baby trading simulator today
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
get space warlord baby trading simulator today
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
January 30, 2026 at 7:27 PM
...he had to learn sometime
get space warlord baby trading simulator today
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
get space warlord baby trading simulator today
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator the type of game that will make you go "oh no my baby got addicted to drugs" because its value dropped after you invested so much, then the next trading session will make you go "oh yes! my baby got addicted to drugs!" because you're trying to SHORT. THAT. BABY!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator the type of game that will make you go "oh no my baby got addicted to drugs" because its value dropped after you invested so much, then the next trading session will make you go "oh yes! my baby got addicted to drugs!" because you're trying to SHORT. THAT. BABY!!
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Baby Trading Simulator is holding strong on New and Trending on day 2, and we've got a 96% rating despite doing some weird as hell stuff!
Thanks so much, y'all--and please leave a Steam review if you haven't already! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Thanks so much, y'all--and please leave a Steam review if you haven't already! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
January 30, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Baby Trading Simulator is holding strong on New and Trending on day 2, and we've got a 96% rating despite doing some weird as hell stuff!
Thanks so much, y'all--and please leave a Steam review if you haven't already! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Thanks so much, y'all--and please leave a Steam review if you haven't already! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...