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Strange Scaffold
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A new kind of game studio. Creators of I Am Your Beast / El Paso, Elsewhere / and more.

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Strange Scaffold @strangescaffold.bsky.social · 10d
It's time to SHORT THAT BABY! 📈

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is OUT NOW on Steam!

PLUS even more campaigns and content coming out over the next weeks and months! 💚👽

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strangescaffold.bsky.social
THREE NEW CAMPAIGNS! 📈

THREE NEW OPPORTUNITIES TO SHORT THAT BABY! 📈

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Update 1 with three new friends to make money with is out NOW in the first free content update with more over to come next week.

Full patch notes...

store.steampowered.com/news/app/364...
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - Content Update 1 is LIVE - Steam News
THREE new campaigns along with tweaks and fixes kick off our "free things for this game" thing we're doing.
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February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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varaka.bsky.social
NL playing Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator taught me what a short actually is
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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queerivy.tgirl.gay
puppy, handler fucked up.

handler really fucked up.

she fucked up BAD

shes going to sell puppy to the space warlords
Graph from the game Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Ivy traded really well, overshooting the amount needed for a gold medal in the game, but on the final day, fumbled the bag HARD. she went from 844k out of the 500k goal to almost 5k...
February 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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janeiac.bsky.social
Greetings strangers, queer and pleasant. Come hear another episode of our podcast.

In this episode:
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Cairn
Deep Rock Galactic - Season 6
MCR Leaks
and more.

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February 8, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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papapishu.bsky.social
Space Warlord Baby Trading Sim has big Afterlife/Star Control II vibes which is why it’s fucking good.
skeet.best skeet caroline (bop bop bah) @skeet.best · 22h
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator has Planet Gooble Gibby
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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stardustlem.bsky.social
updated Mr. Zip It and also added the best boy on both the baby and organ trading markets, Chad Shakespeare (legally, not a dog) #heroforge #swbts #swots

i think zip it looks a lot better now. he looks more like a gangster than a cowboy, and the space helmet makes for a much better fishbowl look
Mr. Zip It and Chad Shakespeare from the game Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator. Mr Zip It is an undead retired mobster. His head is a fishbowl (or meant to be, i used a space helmet, coloured it blue and added in fish) on top of which he wears a black hat at a slight angle. He wears a white vest with a white shirt collared underneath, a black tie, black suspenders and black pants. his rolled up sleeves show off his arms, which are skeletal. In his left hand he holds a cigar, and his right hand is in his pocket. Chad Shakespeare is legally not a dog, but he does very closely resemble a dog with drooping ears and blonde fur. he is sitting on all fours with his tongue hanging out of his mouth. a fancy coat is draped over him, with the sleeves hanging empty beside him, and he also wears a black top hat. the coat is also black with dark red accents. behind mr. zip it and chad shakespeare there are straight black lines with a red line going down and up. close up of mr zip it. because you cant actually make things see through in heroforge, i had to use something that was open so you could see the fishes while also being able to pass for a closed bowl (at least from certain angles). the floating line (which here is a tail coloured like water) is also in his in game portrait, i think its meant to be like a shine from the glass but i added it because i like how it gives him a kind of face when combined with the fishes a close up of chad shakespeare, with the coat flopping over his shoulders posterised version because the posterise filter is cool and i like the green portraits in the first game
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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strangescaffold.bsky.social
The Space Warlord Baby Trading Experience w/ @robodessert.bsky.social @griefsodeerly.animalclowncar.party @tietuesday.bsky.social @clowndepot.mariogolf.info & @barrykramer.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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wisecrack34.bsky.social
Just shouted out loud "Kill That Baby" then cheered when they were struck by lightning, 10/10 game
writnelson.bsky.social Xalavier Nelson Jr. 🔜 GDC @writnelson.bsky.social · 3d
You know how we said we'd add two new campaigns to Baby Trading Simulator today?

THERE'S ACTUALLY THREE
WE HAVE REAL GOOD CREATION TOOLS AND YOU GET TO BENEFIT

ENJOY
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February 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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tietuesday.bsky.social
New Characters to Hate in the Baby Trading Game

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February 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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strangescaffold.bsky.social
We launched our first free content update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator yesterday with THREE new campaigns.

So, let's meet our new friends...
A screenshot from the campaign selection screen which shows a happy looking alien named Nuria Voll. Text reads... She's missed out on the "next big thing" too many times. Nuria is going ALL-IN. This is another alien who you can make money with, they are named B'ho Maximum. Text reads... With a choice between paying for rent or groceries, B'ho invests their last cresits into the market and hopes for the best. This is the third and final campaign for another alien, called Fulds. Text reads... Six days. That's how much time Fulds has before correctional cyborgs drag him back to the prison that will be his grave. This is an image that details the the post launch roadmap for the game. The text reads... Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Post Launch Roadmap February 5 (which has "out now" over the top of it): Two (which has "three" over the top of it" new campaigns February 12: A new game mode with a number of challenging scenarios February 19: Two new campaigns, more scenarios, and the addition of a daily challenge mode. With more to come over two months of free updates. The image features the top of the head of an alien baby at the bottom, that is being climbed on by multiple besuited aliens who are scrabbling over a suitcase full of money. This case is being held alot by one alien while other fall and more grab at the one holding the cash. It also features to logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop.
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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timefortime.bsky.social
me and a friend discussed yaoi ships for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
this is the end result of that discussion. I don't apologize
February 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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pillowfort.bsky.social
space warlord baby trading simulator's so good i wish the stock market was real
February 6, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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stardustlem.bsky.social
made a quick thing in heroforge before i have to go work, Mr. Zip It from Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator (hes my favourite) #heroforge #swbts
Mr. Zip It, an undead retired gangster with a fishbowl head (i think, thats what it looked like in his portrait but maybe i got it wrong).
February 7, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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clowndepot.mariogolf.info
gambling is easy. just win.
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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papapishu.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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indieloupe.com
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator from @strangescaffold.bsky.social is a game about buying, selling & shorting stock in... babies.

Basically, it's the most sane & ethical capitalism simulator you could hope to play.

Read (or watch) our review here:
📝 indieloupe.com/swbts
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I Mean, Just Look At This Game's Name... | Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
YouTube video by IndieLoupe
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February 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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thewriterwins.bsky.social
Sure you could watch the Superbowl this weekend *OR* you could get a bunch of friends together and do a Wall Street style Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator LAN where you see who can make the most money trading babies
writnelson.bsky.social Xalavier Nelson Jr. 🔜 GDC @writnelson.bsky.social · 2d
158 Steam reviews! 92% positive!! We are GOBSMACKED.

Thanks for playing, y'all!
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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composerkirk.bsky.social
Soundtrack is out now (as of 8am-ish PT)! Check it out and if you feel like tossing some hard earned credits my way, it is Bandcamp Friday!
strangescaffold.bsky.social Strange Scaffold @strangescaffold.bsky.social · 3d
You can now pre-order the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator OST by @composerkirk.bsky.social on Bandcamp! 📈

composerkirk.bandcamp.com/album/space-...
This is the album art for the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator soundtrack. It features the logo to for the game, and test reading Kris Kirk - Official Soundtrack along with the image of one of the alien babies from the game.
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
strangescaffold.bsky.social
We launched our first free content update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator yesterday with THREE new campaigns.

So, let's meet our new friends...
A screenshot from the campaign selection screen which shows a happy looking alien named Nuria Voll. Text reads... She's missed out on the "next big thing" too many times. Nuria is going ALL-IN. This is another alien who you can make money with, they are named B'ho Maximum. Text reads... With a choice between paying for rent or groceries, B'ho invests their last cresits into the market and hopes for the best. This is the third and final campaign for another alien, called Fulds. Text reads... Six days. That's how much time Fulds has before correctional cyborgs drag him back to the prison that will be his grave. This is an image that details the the post launch roadmap for the game. The text reads... Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Post Launch Roadmap February 5 (which has "out now" over the top of it): Two (which has "three" over the top of it" new campaigns February 12: A new game mode with a number of challenging scenarios February 19: Two new campaigns, more scenarios, and the addition of a daily challenge mode. With more to come over two months of free updates. The image features the top of the head of an alien baby at the bottom, that is being climbed on by multiple besuited aliens who are scrabbling over a suitcase full of money. This case is being held alot by one alien while other fall and more grab at the one holding the cash. It also features to logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop.
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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shawndoublea.bsky.social
A list of games made with Black leadership you can wishlist) and congrats to Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator for being the first out the gate!
February 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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writnelson.bsky.social
thank you all so much for playing space warlord baby trading simulator

guess how normal i am right now
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February 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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joel.zone
Highlighted and spent time covering games like @strangescaffold.bsky.social’s Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

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I can’t stop shorting babies in Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - The Escapist
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is the latest from Strange Scaffold, bringing the excitement of the stock trading world home.
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February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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juliaminamata.bsky.social
The Crimson Diamond is 25% off for Steam Typing Fest 2026! 🎉⌨️ It's a text parser cozy mystery adventure set in early 1900s Canada! If you've never typed "open door" to open a door, this may be the perfect time to see if your brain is wired to love that! ❤️‍🔥🧠 store.steampowered.com/app/1098770/...
Promo image for The Crimson Diamond on sale for 25% off for Steam Typing Fest, Feb 5 to Feb 9 starting at 10am Pacific. The border has keyboardy type keys and the image in the middle is The Crimson Diamond's key art, featuring protagonist Nancy Maple holding a gem up to the moonlight while kneeling by a river.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
strangescaffold.bsky.social
You can now pre-order the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator OST by @composerkirk.bsky.social on Bandcamp! 📈

composerkirk.bandcamp.com/album/space-...
This is the album art for the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator soundtrack. It features the logo to for the game, and test reading Kris Kirk - Official Soundtrack along with the image of one of the alien babies from the game.
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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amyisexisting.bsky.social
Gotta say, the gameplay is really fucking good in baby trading sim but the story tidbits are also really fucking good. "Politics are temporary--money is forever."
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 AM