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Strange Scaffold
@strangescaffold.bsky.social
A new kind of game studio. Creators of I Am Your Beast / El Paso, Elsewhere / and more.

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It's time to SHORT THAT BABY! 📈

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is OUT NOW on Steam!

PLUS even more campaigns and content coming out over the next weeks and months! 💚👽

store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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A list of games made with Black leadership you can wishlist) and congrats to Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator for being the first out the gate!
February 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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thank you all so much for playing space warlord baby trading simulator

guess how normal i am right now
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February 5, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Highlighted and spent time covering games like @strangescaffold.bsky.social’s Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

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I can’t stop shorting babies in Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - The Escapist
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is the latest from Strange Scaffold, bringing the excitement of the stock trading world home.
www.escapistmagazine.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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The Crimson Diamond is 25% off for Steam Typing Fest 2026! 🎉⌨️ It's a text parser cozy mystery adventure set in early 1900s Canada! If you've never typed "open door" to open a door, this may be the perfect time to see if your brain is wired to love that! ❤️‍🔥🧠 store.steampowered.com/app/1098770/...
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
You can now pre-order the Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator OST by @composerkirk.bsky.social on Bandcamp! 📈

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February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Gotta say, the gameplay is really fucking good in baby trading sim but the story tidbits are also really fucking good. "Politics are temporary--money is forever."
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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Space Warlord Baby trading Simulator occupies the same brainspace as Papers, Please in the "Oh this is fun!" to "holy shit I am playing an awful person aren't I?" but on oppoise ends of the spectrum.
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
THREE NEW CAMPAIGNS! 📈

THREE NEW OPPORTUNITIES TO SHORT THAT BABY! 📈

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Update 1 with three new friends to make money with is out NOW in the first free content update with more over to come next week.

Full patch notes...

store.steampowered.com/news/app/364...
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - Content Update 1 is LIVE - Steam News
THREE new campaigns along with tweaks and fixes kick off our "free things for this game" thing we're doing.
store.steampowered.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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a thought that will not leave my mind after watching @barrykramer.bsky.social stream @strangescaffold.bsky.social's Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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I finished a personal finance course literally last week so watching NL stream @strangescaffold.bsky.social’s Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator has me pointing at the screen like once a minute. It’s SO funny
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: Man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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February 5, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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How To Short Babies: an adventure in four steps
February 4, 2026 at 11:06 PM
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is really fun although if it was me I would be investing in a low cost small cap baby ETF from Vanguard and just wait it out.
February 4, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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baby stocks are crashing girl help @clowndepot.mariogolf.info (forgot i had bluesky)
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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A little bit concerned about Sabin. His fascination with space warlord baby stock trading game is suspicious
February 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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watched @willovergard.bsky.social play this on launch night.

The entire chat was absolutely glued to the screen, his partner was *dying* from full-body sympathetic financial panic

Every terrible investment - every dodgy side-bet. And wisely timed or not... deserving or no: every. baby. shorted
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Northernlion baby trading simulator
February 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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We’re all a little short on cash in 2026, but have you tried baby day trading?

www.rogue.site/editorials/s...
Space Warlord Baby Trader is the best way to lose your life savings
The space baby trading market
www.rogue.site
February 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Crimson C'Tuesday, 8pm Eastern! I'll be playing some @strangescaffold.bsky.social Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator AND 🎉giving away a few keys!🎉 Also, Double Dragon UNBOXING and party time in Karuizawa Yūkai Annai! Hope to see you there! www.twitch.tv/a_maplemystery
February 3, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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NORTHERNLION IS PLAYING BABY TRADING SIMULATOR

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
www.twitch.tv/northernlion
February 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is incredibly close to 100 reviews on Steam!

Reviews can make a HUGE difference to the game being surfaced on Steam so thank you all! And if you haven't left a review? Well...we'd love it if you would! 📈

store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/
February 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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Going for Gold in Baby Trading

I'm going to see the future and know this baby is going to suck trust bro trust

twitch.tv/tietuesday
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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watch the hit video that my wife raved:

"...it's what I signed up for"

get space warlord baby trading simulator today!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
February 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM