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Eli
@varaka.bsky.social
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Games, movies, and literature enthusiast. BA in English. Coolest Dungeon Master. He/They, 29. BLM. pfp by @gomayammy.bsky.social
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your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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homriette.bsky.social
Blue Magical girl Clementina (she is blue for an amazing reason)
#oc #art
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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santanaelchan.bsky.social
My Instagram algorithm is finally giving me the goods
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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comfybasilisk.bsky.social
idk about this. anime tie-in games are almost never good and i just don't think they can handle the themes of a series Castlevania in a game form
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 5h
Castlevania Belmont's Curse coming 2026
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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snuffbait.bsky.social
entire wars have been fought over a mere crumb of elf pussy
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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jyoshimon.bsky.social
Me when I lie
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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strangescaffold.bsky.social
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Content Update 2 is OUT NOW!

This free update brings SCENARIOS MODE featuring...

💽 New Challenges Outside Campaigns
📈 Six Scenarios each with a Challenging New Twist
👽 Unlock Mode Specific Portraits and Titles

Full notes
store.steampowered.com/news/app/364...
Text reads... Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Content Update 2 Scenarios Mode Six new scenarios Challenging new twists Unlock new portraits and titles Strange Scaffold, Frosty Pop. This image shows a screenshot from the new scenarios mode, the text reads... Best: $2,302,362 You're getting shut out. Every day, a random assortment of planets are removed from your trade interface based on new trading caps. Make credits on the space in-between. This image features the nine unlockable portraits you can earn and use in Scenarios Mode as your progress. Five are unlocked and four are locked. It also shows that your character is Level 3 and has earned a profit of $185537350 in total across all the scenarios so far. This is an image that details the the post launch roadmap for the game. The text reads... Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Post Launch Roadmap February 5 (which has "out now" over the top of it): Two (which has "three" over the top of it" new campaigns February 12 (which also has "out now" over the top of it): A new game mode with a number of challenging scenarios February 19: Two new campaigns, more scenarios, and the addition of a daily challenge mode. With more to come over two months of free updates. The image features the top of the head of an alien baby at the bottom, that is being climbed on by multiple besuited aliens who are scrabbling over a suitcase full of money. This case is being held alot by one alien while other fall and more grab at the one holding the cash. It also features to logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop.
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
varaka.bsky.social
Is there any other game simultaneously as good and as bad as MGS4?
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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misterryan.bsky.social
that small gay metal gear
a Gekko from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
varaka.bsky.social
Krull will be the new Poob
February 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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kayin.moe
"What about DeS?" I say as everyone stares at me like I'm crazy and I stare back like I'm equally crazy.
headfallsoff.com headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 5h
"the ps3 can finally die" i didnt hear no ridge racer 7 port
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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mellymeldubs.bsky.social
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
Picture of a gray haired woman wearing a shirt that reads on the back “come see my daughter’s film A Woman’s Work at Santa Barbara Film Festival 2/11 at 11:20am 2/12 6:20pm I am a Jewish mother seeking a girlfriend/future wife for my filmmaker daughter (she is multilingual and has an adorable dog). Please inquire with me”
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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shintonty.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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sylvibullet.bsky.social
the pc release of mgs4 should still make you watch snake smoke for an uncomfortable amount of time while it installs
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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csstrife.bsky.social
IM GONANA CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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milph.mom
February 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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wario64.bsky.social
Marvel Tokon: Fighting Souls out August 6th
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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gizmouse.bsky.social
MGS4 IS BACK
February 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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videogameschronicle.com
Konami has announced Castlevania: Belmont's Curse, a brand new Castlevania game co-developed by the teams behind Dead Cells and The Rogue Prince of Persia.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/castlev...
Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse is a new Castlevania game coming in 2026 | VGC
The game is being developed alongside the teams behind Dead Cells and The Rogue Prince of Persia…
www.videogameschronicle.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
varaka.bsky.social
LC and I are watching Krull
February 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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notrevenant.bsky.social
(guy who frequently says that things "didn't need to go so hard") hey man. big fan of your work but do you think you could make it shittier next time
February 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
varaka.bsky.social
If you know you know lmao
williamadler78.bsky.social William Adler @williamadler78.bsky.social · 1d
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
marisakabas.bsky.social Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 3d
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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skwinnicki.bsky.social
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
Image of Charles Darwin quotes, with the recipient of the letter and the date the letter was written. He said "I hate every wave of the ocean" to W.D. Fox on 15 February 1836, "Oh my God how I do hate species and varieties" to J.D. Hooker in 11 March 1858, "I am very tired, very stomachy, and hate nearly the whole world" to Thomas Huxley on 10 September 1860, "I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything" to Charles Lyell on 1 October 1861, "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" to John Lubbock on 3 September 1862, and "I am languid and bedeviled and hate writing and hate everybody" to J.D. Hooker on 23 June 1863.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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batfeula.bsky.social
Angewomon, the Archangel Digimon!
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM