Elizabeth
@strawberrybland.bsky.social
Proud Mom, Lawyer-Scientist, Runner, Insomniac, Unapologetic Ginger
PA born and raised, Midwestern for the moment.
Here for decency and free speech 💪🏻 Will ALWAYS side with the good guys. Slava Ukraini 🔱🇺🇦
PA born and raised, Midwestern for the moment.
Here for decency and free speech 💪🏻 Will ALWAYS side with the good guys. Slava Ukraini 🔱🇺🇦
IYKYK
Me as a BigLaw summer associate: Being a lawyer is great! You eat lunch at amazing restaurants every day!
Me 30+ years later: The structural integrity of these Hot Pockets has suffered since they stopped including the microwave heat-focus sleeve. [Slurps approx. 8000 MG of sodium from CupONoodles]
Me 30+ years later: The structural integrity of these Hot Pockets has suffered since they stopped including the microwave heat-focus sleeve. [Slurps approx. 8000 MG of sodium from CupONoodles]
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
IYKYK
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They never fail to disappoint.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They never fail to disappoint.
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Schumer & Jeffries should have the integrity to resign from their positions in leadership. They've failed, badly. Either they cannot control their caucuses or they're lying & secretly pushed this vote through behind the scenes.
Either way, their betrayal of the American people is indefensible.
Either way, their betrayal of the American people is indefensible.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Schumer & Jeffries should have the integrity to resign from their positions in leadership. They've failed, badly. Either they cannot control their caucuses or they're lying & secretly pushed this vote through behind the scenes.
Either way, their betrayal of the American people is indefensible.
Either way, their betrayal of the American people is indefensible.
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we needed all of this. it’s why i rail on doomers and tell them doing that shit is literal voter suppression. defeatism begets defeatism. momentum fucking matters to keep people engaged.
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
we needed all of this. it’s why i rail on doomers and tell them doing that shit is literal voter suppression. defeatism begets defeatism. momentum fucking matters to keep people engaged.
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Since nothing matters anymore and there are no rules, let’s knock out Thanksgiving this week, do Christmas next week, then have six beautiful weeks of that full goblin mode space between Xmas and new years where time doesn’t exist and sweatpants are required dress
November 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Since nothing matters anymore and there are no rules, let’s knock out Thanksgiving this week, do Christmas next week, then have six beautiful weeks of that full goblin mode space between Xmas and new years where time doesn’t exist and sweatpants are required dress
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Here is a comprehensive list of why people on SNAP, are on SNAP:
1. They need food assistance.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
1. They need food assistance.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
October 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Here is a comprehensive list of why people on SNAP, are on SNAP:
1. They need food assistance.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
1. They need food assistance.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Actually took marine biology classes and worked at a marine lab in the 90s. What a world…
I miss 90s optimism. Like we all used to think we’d be marine biologists or play the spoons for a living and live in Rachael and Monica’s apartment until we retired off our beanie baby investments and maaaaan did that not happen
October 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Actually took marine biology classes and worked at a marine lab in the 90s. What a world…
That this guy was chased out of politics tells you everything you need to know about a party that once stood for people
They celebrate punching down. Gleeful when people in desperate circumstances get deported.
We can support border security and the law without getting off on the misery of others.
We can support border security and the law without getting off on the misery of others.
October 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
That this guy was chased out of politics tells you everything you need to know about a party that once stood for people
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Democrats should be drawing up legislation right now, this very minute, to bar Trump from helping himself to $230 million in taxpayer funds from DOJ. Challenge Republicans to hold a vote on it. Push this so hard in the media that every GOP Senate and House candidate is pressed to comment on it.
October 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Democrats should be drawing up legislation right now, this very minute, to bar Trump from helping himself to $230 million in taxpayer funds from DOJ. Challenge Republicans to hold a vote on it. Push this so hard in the media that every GOP Senate and House candidate is pressed to comment on it.
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pour one out for george soros and the brutal writer’s cramp he must have from signing all those checks
October 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
pour one out for george soros and the brutal writer’s cramp he must have from signing all those checks
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One of the things people will be protesting this Saturday at No Kings is Scott Bessent sending $40 billion of our money to Argentina while Trump plays golf and Congress says nothing.
That isn’t “hating America.”
That is America First.
Republicans want bailouts for oligarchs.
That isn’t “hating America.”
That is America First.
Republicans want bailouts for oligarchs.
October 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
One of the things people will be protesting this Saturday at No Kings is Scott Bessent sending $40 billion of our money to Argentina while Trump plays golf and Congress says nothing.
That isn’t “hating America.”
That is America First.
Republicans want bailouts for oligarchs.
That isn’t “hating America.”
That is America First.
Republicans want bailouts for oligarchs.
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What do I know and I'm not saying it's a magic bullet or anything like that but it sure seems to me that Dems should run hard on the Argentina bailout. Not anywhere near the worst thing Trump has done, but i suspect it's unusually clarifying.
Jeffries: "It's perplexing to us that Rs refuse to spend a dime to protect the healthcare of the American people, but somehow the Trump admin found $40b to bail out a right-wing wannabe dictator in Argentina in ways that are also going to continue to hurt our soybean farmers in Iowa & the Midwest"
October 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What do I know and I'm not saying it's a magic bullet or anything like that but it sure seems to me that Dems should run hard on the Argentina bailout. Not anywhere near the worst thing Trump has done, but i suspect it's unusually clarifying.
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I’m usually pretty good about eating healthy unless I feel good or bad
October 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m usually pretty good about eating healthy unless I feel good or bad
“So why the sudden alarm, complete with a presidential presser? The Occam’s razor answer is the influence of RFK, Jr., who is carrying water for his friends in the plaintiffs’ bar.” #tylenol #junkscience
www.wsj.com/opinion/tyle...
www.wsj.com/opinion/tyle...
Opinion | Trump, Tylenol and the Plaintiffs Bar
The acetaminophen link to autism is based on weak evidence pushed by RFK Jr. and his legal allies.
www.wsj.com
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
“So why the sudden alarm, complete with a presidential presser? The Occam’s razor answer is the influence of RFK, Jr., who is carrying water for his friends in the plaintiffs’ bar.” #tylenol #junkscience
www.wsj.com/opinion/tyle...
www.wsj.com/opinion/tyle...
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September 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Release the epsteinaminophen files
September 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Release the epsteinaminophen files
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My most Gen X complaint is that this question ignores our existence.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My most Gen X complaint is that this question ignores our existence.
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Lotta parents out here giving the old “we took Disney plus upstate to a farm where it’ll be happier” speech this week
September 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Lotta parents out here giving the old “we took Disney plus upstate to a farm where it’ll be happier” speech this week
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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Every major talent that works for ABC and Disney should refuse to show up for work until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated.
Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.
Collective boycott.
Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.
Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.
Collective boycott.
Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Every major talent that works for ABC and Disney should refuse to show up for work until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated.
Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.
Collective boycott.
Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.
Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.
Collective boycott.
Corporations love money more than anything,& this will harm them and force them to do the right thing.
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📌Prices: UP
📌Inflation: RISING
📌Jobs: DOWN
📌Unemployment: UP
📌Wars: RAGING
📌Healthcare: DOWN
📌Clean air and water: THREATENED
📌Billionaires: RICHER
📌Working Class: SCREWED
The first nine months of the Trump reign have been an unmitigated disaster.
Be about time I saw some damn reporting on this.
📌Inflation: RISING
📌Jobs: DOWN
📌Unemployment: UP
📌Wars: RAGING
📌Healthcare: DOWN
📌Clean air and water: THREATENED
📌Billionaires: RICHER
📌Working Class: SCREWED
The first nine months of the Trump reign have been an unmitigated disaster.
Be about time I saw some damn reporting on this.
September 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
📌Prices: UP
📌Inflation: RISING
📌Jobs: DOWN
📌Unemployment: UP
📌Wars: RAGING
📌Healthcare: DOWN
📌Clean air and water: THREATENED
📌Billionaires: RICHER
📌Working Class: SCREWED
The first nine months of the Trump reign have been an unmitigated disaster.
Be about time I saw some damn reporting on this.
📌Inflation: RISING
📌Jobs: DOWN
📌Unemployment: UP
📌Wars: RAGING
📌Healthcare: DOWN
📌Clean air and water: THREATENED
📌Billionaires: RICHER
📌Working Class: SCREWED
The first nine months of the Trump reign have been an unmitigated disaster.
Be about time I saw some damn reporting on this.
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MAGA is lost, folks.
Don't waste your time convincing them.
It's a cult beholden to Trump, hate and lies (Yes, he lost the 2020 election.)
Win over the majority instead.
Just share all the facts about Charlie Kirk using his own words and rhetoric, and Trump embracing violence.
It's all there.
Don't waste your time convincing them.
It's a cult beholden to Trump, hate and lies (Yes, he lost the 2020 election.)
Win over the majority instead.
Just share all the facts about Charlie Kirk using his own words and rhetoric, and Trump embracing violence.
It's all there.
September 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
MAGA is lost, folks.
Don't waste your time convincing them.
It's a cult beholden to Trump, hate and lies (Yes, he lost the 2020 election.)
Win over the majority instead.
Just share all the facts about Charlie Kirk using his own words and rhetoric, and Trump embracing violence.
It's all there.
Don't waste your time convincing them.
It's a cult beholden to Trump, hate and lies (Yes, he lost the 2020 election.)
Win over the majority instead.
Just share all the facts about Charlie Kirk using his own words and rhetoric, and Trump embracing violence.
It's all there.
Make a band singular:
Iron (or Wine)
Iron (or Wine)
Make a band singular:
U1
U1
Make a band singlular:
The X
The X
September 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Make a band singular:
Iron (or Wine)
Iron (or Wine)
Make a band singular:
The Yardbird
The Yardbird
Make a band singular:
The Monophonic Spree
The Monophonic Spree
September 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Make a band singular:
The Yardbird
The Yardbird