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@strig.bsky.social
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✨ sr. designer, illustrator, art director ✨ corporate artist making a lot of stuff you'll never see [open] for work 🖤 prints, etc: http://linktr.ee/localvampire 📧 work inquiries: [email protected] 💼 commercial portfolio available by request
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artist request simulator
it's a venn diagram of three overlapping circles. one says 'illustrator', one says 'designer', and one says 'tattoo artist'.

illustrator + tattoo artist = "can u do a logo"
tattoo artist + designer = "can u make my comic"
designer + illustrator = "can u draw a tattoo"

at the center where all three artists overlap: "i need a website"
strig.bsky.social
!!! oh hell yeah, i can't wait to see what you've been cooking
strig.bsky.social
I hope he JOKES himself to SATIRE.
strig.bsky.social
Polished up here! I had a lot of improvisations on dungeon traversal (A mouth opening up underfoot! A corpse that comes to life when examined and coughs ichor in your face!), but the core ideas/fight mechanics are present.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
PROFANE DOMAIN
OVERVIEW In lieu of tracking HP, this system zooms out and gives players a set number of rounds to accomplish a goal (kill a boss, take over different parts of a fort, case a bank, etc.) before they e...
docs.google.com
strig.bsky.social
Total homebrew for Discord! It's an extremely lightweight system at the core so the disgusting boss/horror mechanics can shine. I can clean up the sheet and shoot it over if you're interested?
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Still riding the high of sending my players through a horrifying flesh-tunnel, surprising them with mystery fluids like it was a seltzer-spraying boutteniere bit, and watching them slowly morph into horrors, themselves, from the exposure. That's roleplay, baybee!!!
strig.bsky.social
Still riding the high of sending my players through a horrifying flesh-tunnel, surprising them with mystery fluids like it was a seltzer-spraying boutteniere bit, and watching them slowly morph into horrors, themselves, from the exposure. That's roleplay, baybee!!!
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strig.bsky.social
a quick one of a good friend's planeswalking pretty boy, roman 🖤
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a quick one of a good friend's planeswalking pretty boy, roman 🖤
strig.bsky.social
would be a pretty potent time for a free speech absolutist to make an appearance...alas;
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strig.bsky.social
Happy birthday to a fellow goth, @sarahmason.art !! Please enjoy this humble tribute to her spoopy OC Veil 🖤
strig.bsky.social
Happy birthday to a fellow goth, @sarahmason.art !! Please enjoy this humble tribute to her spoopy OC Veil 🖤
strig.bsky.social
no additional comment, your honor
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paperbackparadise.bsky.social
dog ear a book and Mayor McCheese will beat your ass
Photo of a bookmark from McDonalds featuring Mayor McCheese that reads 

Please use me as your bookmark
'cause I fly into a rage whenever I see someone fold the corner of a page.
strig.bsky.social
Not much else to say on the subject you can't already see posted one million times elsewhere on the internet. After reorg/layoff week, I'm just happy to be able to continue paying my mortgage with art money.
strig.bsky.social
Updates from the corpo art mines: after months of feeding my work into an AI model and having official employees of The Big Brand adjust parameters, it still can't produce anything acceptable visually, in the correct format, and/or according to spec ✌️
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congrats to me for providing enough shareholder value with my stupid little designs and illustrations to keep my job 🎺
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sarahmason.art
I am opening up 10 very limited slots for some pet/creature portraits.

These will be closing by the end of this week. I would love it if all 10 slots were filled!

Feel free to share this around with anyone you may think would be interested in working with me.

Thank you 🤍
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strig.bsky.social
love a good cliffhanger, so imagine my delight when my company decided to give everyone a month of suspense before they get to find out if they still have a job 😎
strig.bsky.social
I've seen what passes for graphic design in this world, and most of you are unqualified to be casting stones from your Canva house.
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No real dog in this fight, but I didn't think the logo was that bad. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
strig.bsky.social
Never felt like a hostage as a DM before but life is nothing if not a canvas for colorful new experiences
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Been running the most hostile RP group I've ever experienced for the last 6 months, AmA
strig.bsky.social
(through your earpiece) take the shot