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The Official Home of the Official Ceiling Fan of the Houston Astros. Y’all means all
Do the French not have security companies? Sure seems like it’s easy to steal expensive shit in that country
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
stzl.ink
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Do the French not have security companies? Sure seems like it’s easy to steal expensive shit in that country
I’ll hate Billy O forever for trading Hopkins
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’ll hate Billy O forever for trading Hopkins
Just noticed my aunt put mac & cheese on my to go plate
a baseball player wearing a helmet and a catcher 's chest protector is looking at the camera .
ALT: a baseball player wearing a helmet and a catcher 's chest protector is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Just noticed my aunt put mac & cheese on my to go plate
I don’t recommend getting deathly ill at a Thanksgiving get together 2 1/2 hours from your home
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I don’t recommend getting deathly ill at a Thanksgiving get together 2 1/2 hours from your home
This is how you get bird flu
On Thanksgiving, turkeys are usually a comfort food, but on one farm just outside Nashville, Tennessee, the birds offer a different kind of comfort — cuddle therapy.
At this Tennessee farm, guests are gobbling up the chance to cuddle with turkeys
Many first-timers "burst into tears because they’re so surprised at their unexpected show of affection,” the Gentle Barn's founder says.
nbcnews.to
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is how you get bird flu
Unfortunately, all of the members of the marching band from Panama that participated in the Thanksgiving Day parade were detained by ICE
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Unfortunately, all of the members of the marching band from Panama that participated in the Thanksgiving Day parade were detained by ICE
How can Macy’s afford to throw parades when nobody shops at their stores anymore?
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
How can Macy’s afford to throw parades when nobody shops at their stores anymore?
That’s a big fuckin dub on the road. It’s looking increasingly like that this team is for real
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
That’s a big fuckin dub on the road. It’s looking increasingly like that this team is for real
I bet playing Scrabble with Sengun is exhausting when he challenges every tile you put down
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I bet playing Scrabble with Sengun is exhausting when he challenges every tile you put down
The year is 2042
President Mr. Beast has declared cannibalism legal
Barter and trade are the only ways to procure potable water
Bandits roam the countryside
The Rockets are down 12 to Golden State at the half
President Mr. Beast has declared cannibalism legal
Barter and trade are the only ways to procure potable water
Bandits roam the countryside
The Rockets are down 12 to Golden State at the half
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The year is 2042
President Mr. Beast has declared cannibalism legal
Barter and trade are the only ways to procure potable water
Bandits roam the countryside
The Rockets are down 12 to Golden State at the half
President Mr. Beast has declared cannibalism legal
Barter and trade are the only ways to procure potable water
Bandits roam the countryside
The Rockets are down 12 to Golden State at the half
Is this Rockets game a cup game?
I don’t understand how any of this works. I feel like Adam Silver personally hates me
I don’t understand how any of this works. I feel like Adam Silver personally hates me
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Is this Rockets game a cup game?
I don’t understand how any of this works. I feel like Adam Silver personally hates me
I don’t understand how any of this works. I feel like Adam Silver personally hates me
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
Hates turkey?
He’s got my vote
He’s got my vote
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hates turkey?
He’s got my vote
He’s got my vote
Committed to going to Thanksgiving “dinner” in Matagorda before I remembered that in my family, dinner means lunch and supper means dinner.
We’re eating at noon. 🤦🏻♂️
We’re eating at noon. 🤦🏻♂️
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Committed to going to Thanksgiving “dinner” in Matagorda before I remembered that in my family, dinner means lunch and supper means dinner.
We’re eating at noon. 🤦🏻♂️
We’re eating at noon. 🤦🏻♂️
Reposted by STROSFANiknow
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
You ever get a haircut so bad that afterwards you feel like they should’ve had to pay you?
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You ever get a haircut so bad that afterwards you feel like they should’ve had to pay you?
I’m not sure they understand how tourism works and why it’s important, especially to foreign visitors
The Trump administration is raising national parks' prices and adding fees for international tourists from next year in an "America-first" initiative, the Interior Department announced.
Trump admin hikes national parks prices by up to $170 for international tourists
The Interior Department said the "America-first" policy will see "resident-only patriotic fee-free days" on some holidays.
www.axios.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’m not sure they understand how tourism works and why it’s important, especially to foreign visitors
The Lakers have the best NBA cup floor because of course they do
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The Lakers have the best NBA cup floor because of course they do
Watching a Harden v Lebron game like it’s 2010
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Watching a Harden v Lebron game like it’s 2010
Me watching the new Frankenstein movie
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Me watching the new Frankenstein movie
Rockets up 20 means I can watch the second half of Frankenstein, which is entirely too long
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Rockets up 20 means I can watch the second half of Frankenstein, which is entirely too long
Inside of you there are 2 wolves.
One hungers for a Sengun shirsey.
The other hungers for a Thompson shirsey.
You should feed both
One hungers for a Sengun shirsey.
The other hungers for a Thompson shirsey.
You should feed both
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Inside of you there are 2 wolves.
One hungers for a Sengun shirsey.
The other hungers for a Thompson shirsey.
You should feed both
One hungers for a Sengun shirsey.
The other hungers for a Thompson shirsey.
You should feed both
Was wondering why that name is familiar and yeah it’s the Red Right Hand guy from the Peaky Blinders intro. Great song, apparently terrible guy
Oh no they got Nick Cave
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Was wondering why that name is familiar and yeah it’s the Red Right Hand guy from the Peaky Blinders intro. Great song, apparently terrible guy
If anyone tells y’all I ever liked Dillon Brooks just know they are lying on me
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If anyone tells y’all I ever liked Dillon Brooks just know they are lying on me
If they overturn Obergefell, it would invalidate this sweet lesbian couple’s marriage
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If they overturn Obergefell, it would invalidate this sweet lesbian couple’s marriage