Wren YourFren
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i would have the Marine Corps hold Steven Spielberg's family hostage until he did a two season miniseries of book accurate adaptations of Jurassic Park and The Lost World
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
i would have the Marine Corps hold Steven Spielberg's family hostage until he did a two season miniseries of book accurate adaptations of Jurassic Park and The Lost World
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I’m so sorry Michael Shannon but you have to play John Brown
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m so sorry Michael Shannon but you have to play John Brown
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Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
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Sang fuck and run at karaoke tonight, if you switch the pronouns in your karaoke song you're a fucking coward
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Sang fuck and run at karaoke tonight, if you switch the pronouns in your karaoke song you're a fucking coward
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This defense attorney is a hero—on a roll in a real grinder of a case. The prosecutor’s argument is shockingly sub parm. I’d never be so patient. They’d have to banh mi from the courtroom.
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This defense attorney is a hero—on a roll in a real grinder of a case. The prosecutor’s argument is shockingly sub parm. I’d never be so patient. They’d have to banh mi from the courtroom.
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(incredibly loud automated phone voice) SORRY, DID YOU WANT ME TO SAVE THAT “DAVE COULDN’T PROJECT MANAGE HIS WAY OUT OF A FUCKING PAPER BAG” NOTE?
A new company called Sandbar has unveiled a smart wearable called Stream Ring, which uses a microphone to record your softly spoken thoughts. And it’s powered by—you guessed it—an AI chatbot. www.wired.com/story/sandba...
Whisper Into This AI-Powered Smart Ring to Organize Your Thoughts
A new company called Sandbar has unveiled a smart wearable called Stream Ring, which uses a microphone to record your softly spoken thoughts. And it’s powered by—you guessed it—an AI chatbot.
www.wired.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
(incredibly loud automated phone voice) SORRY, DID YOU WANT ME TO SAVE THAT “DAVE COULDN’T PROJECT MANAGE HIS WAY OUT OF A FUCKING PAPER BAG” NOTE?
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Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
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Number one again? You guessed it
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Number one again? You guessed it
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I’LL BE THERE JUST LIKE I WAS THERE DRINKIN MOUNTAIN DEW MIXED WITH THE WATER OUT A AC DELCO BATTERY WHEN THE PAVILION WAS STILL THERE BROTHER
Looking forward to everyone showing up at John Carpenter’s Haunted Airbrush Coast Fullcast Corporate Retreat tomorrow
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’LL BE THERE JUST LIKE I WAS THERE DRINKIN MOUNTAIN DEW MIXED WITH THE WATER OUT A AC DELCO BATTERY WHEN THE PAVILION WAS STILL THERE BROTHER
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me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?
my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
October 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?
my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live
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it’s very weird though, it was hard for me to move away from spotify, i think this year was my 10th year in a row using it but their open embrace of almost every bad thing against my principles became too much. plus my bloody valentine took loveless off spotify, that was the real final straw
October 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
it’s very weird though, it was hard for me to move away from spotify, i think this year was my 10th year in a row using it but their open embrace of almost every bad thing against my principles became too much. plus my bloody valentine took loveless off spotify, that was the real final straw
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Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings are all at a Las Vegas hotel?
Where they could be Oceans 11ed???
Where they could be Oceans 11ed???
October 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings are all at a Las Vegas hotel?
Where they could be Oceans 11ed???
Where they could be Oceans 11ed???
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He sounds like a shop vac puking up scrap metal and cigarette butts, he absolutely rules
Speaking of, where do you stand on Tom Waits?
September 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
He sounds like a shop vac puking up scrap metal and cigarette butts, he absolutely rules
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What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
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yesterday i went out of town. after i checked into my hotel room, i realized i'd forgotten to pack a phone charger. so i ended up going to a store nearby and buying a charger that worked with my phone
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
yesterday i went out of town. after i checked into my hotel room, i realized i'd forgotten to pack a phone charger. so i ended up going to a store nearby and buying a charger that worked with my phone
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shouts to the dude lifting this morning in a Chicken Salad Chick shirt with the sleeves cut off
September 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
shouts to the dude lifting this morning in a Chicken Salad Chick shirt with the sleeves cut off
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there are still things worth living for
September 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
there are still things worth living for
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