"Rock Hard" Juice Newton
@stuntkocksteeev.bsky.social
Formerly one-half of BodegaBoxOffice, currently one-third of BodegaBoxOffice, willing to further dilute my share now that Mauricio Umansky has some free time
An underrated aspect of Zohran's success is being unable to run for president (Ugandan born). Every other dickhead running is always a careerist planning their next job, when his ceiling can't conceivably be higher than senator.
June 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
An underrated aspect of Zohran's success is being unable to run for president (Ugandan born). Every other dickhead running is always a careerist planning their next job, when his ceiling can't conceivably be higher than senator.
Jamal Bowman sounds like Vast Aire
June 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Jamal Bowman sounds like Vast Aire
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Mike Bloomberg alone spent more money on Andrew Cuomo’s campaign than @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social raised and spent *in total.* Mutually supportive principled leaders w a dedicated base of people who care can beat back the billionaires & machine pols. People power FTW www.nyccfb.info/VSApps/WebFo...
NYC Campaign Finance Board: Independent Expenditures Summary
www.nyccfb.info
June 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Mike Bloomberg alone spent more money on Andrew Cuomo’s campaign than @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social raised and spent *in total.* Mutually supportive principled leaders w a dedicated base of people who care can beat back the billionaires & machine pols. People power FTW www.nyccfb.info/VSApps/WebFo...
Can't believe Cuomo's demisexual daughter has to deal with this during Pride, smh
June 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Can't believe Cuomo's demisexual daughter has to deal with this during Pride, smh
Cuomo's concession speech is just
"Congratulations on the primary win. But, in the general election... (implies henchmen)"
"Congratulations on the primary win. But, in the general election... (implies henchmen)"
June 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Cuomo's concession speech is just
"Congratulations on the primary win. But, in the general election... (implies henchmen)"
"Congratulations on the primary win. But, in the general election... (implies henchmen)"
Honestly, a missed opportunity that they haven't been campaigning directly to wrestling bros
June 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Honestly, a missed opportunity that they haven't been campaigning directly to wrestling bros
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puck wouldn’t have let those planes crash
January 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
puck wouldn’t have let those planes crash
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they’re rolling out the guillotines on linkedin
December 5, 2024 at 1:51 AM
they’re rolling out the guillotines on linkedin
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PUNDIT WITH A BIG SHED FULL OF WATER-DAMAGED SQUISHMALLOWS HE’S HAVING A HARD TIME SELLING: “Democrats lost because they told voters to only buy new, dry Squishmallows”
November 12, 2024 at 1:24 AM
PUNDIT WITH A BIG SHED FULL OF WATER-DAMAGED SQUISHMALLOWS HE’S HAVING A HARD TIME SELLING: “Democrats lost because they told voters to only buy new, dry Squishmallows”
Most of the other McCartney brother's songs are just whimsical rugby chants about getting the wiggles, and then this one is a totally unexpected banger. Shades of "Monkberry Moon Delight".
music.youtube.com/watch?v=YRMk...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=YRMk...
Take It While You Can (1998 Remaster)
YouTube video by The Scaffold - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 11, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Most of the other McCartney brother's songs are just whimsical rugby chants about getting the wiggles, and then this one is a totally unexpected banger. Shades of "Monkberry Moon Delight".
music.youtube.com/watch?v=YRMk...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=YRMk...
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Haymarket has TEN ebooks on the work of liberation that are free for download for the next week. Ten.
They include LET THIS RADICALIZE YOU, HOPE IN THE DARK, HOW WE GET FREE on the work and lessons of the Combahee River Collective, and more:
They include LET THIS RADICALIZE YOU, HOPE IN THE DARK, HOW WE GET FREE on the work and lessons of the Combahee River Collective, and more:
Ten Free Ebooks for Getting Free
“What keeps us going, ultimately, is our love for each other, and our refusal to bow our heads, to accept the verdict, however all-powerful it seems. It’s what ordinary people have to do. You have to ...
www.haymarketbooks.org
November 8, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Haymarket has TEN ebooks on the work of liberation that are free for download for the next week. Ten.
They include LET THIS RADICALIZE YOU, HOPE IN THE DARK, HOW WE GET FREE on the work and lessons of the Combahee River Collective, and more:
They include LET THIS RADICALIZE YOU, HOPE IN THE DARK, HOW WE GET FREE on the work and lessons of the Combahee River Collective, and more:
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My new op-ed is now live. In it, I explain how it's *legal to execute an innocent person* in the U.S. How that's a feature, not bug of the system. And what we can do about it now. Hint: Robust public defense. Teen Vogue again leading the way with truth.
www.teenvogue.com/story/robert...
www.teenvogue.com/story/robert...
It’s Legal to Execute an Innocent Person in the United States
The Supreme Court has twice ruled that it is perfectly constitutional to do so.
www.teenvogue.com
November 10, 2024 at 7:18 PM
My new op-ed is now live. In it, I explain how it's *legal to execute an innocent person* in the U.S. How that's a feature, not bug of the system. And what we can do about it now. Hint: Robust public defense. Teen Vogue again leading the way with truth.
www.teenvogue.com/story/robert...
www.teenvogue.com/story/robert...
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Brain-damaged mummy who puts the country on a 40-year trajectory of decline? Absolutely.
November 11, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Brain-damaged mummy who puts the country on a 40-year trajectory of decline? Absolutely.
Still not sure whether I'll make this my primary over Twitter, but it's admittedly improved from the PMC apple-polisher vibe of a year ago. Used to seem like a place where everyone followed Liz Warren's dog on Instagram.
November 11, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Still not sure whether I'll make this my primary over Twitter, but it's admittedly improved from the PMC apple-polisher vibe of a year ago. Used to seem like a place where everyone followed Liz Warren's dog on Instagram.
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some folks are reposting their favourite popular tweets here. I'm reposting Human Contrapede, which was never popular
November 8, 2024 at 1:12 AM
some folks are reposting their favourite popular tweets here. I'm reposting Human Contrapede, which was never popular
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Everyone should pay attention to this and how Democratic insanity re: free speech and academic freedom in the name of nonsense hysteria over Palestine protesters has led to them signing the anti democratic bombs for Trump.
theintercept.com/2024/11/10/t...
theintercept.com/2024/11/10/t...
Congress Is About to Gift Trump Sweeping Powers to Crush His Political Enemies
A bill that would let Donald Trump unilaterally revoke tax-exempt status from nonprofits is being fast-tracked through Congress.
theintercept.com
November 11, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Everyone should pay attention to this and how Democratic insanity re: free speech and academic freedom in the name of nonsense hysteria over Palestine protesters has led to them signing the anti democratic bombs for Trump.
theintercept.com/2024/11/10/t...
theintercept.com/2024/11/10/t...
Watched consecutive movies with J&B product placement ("The Thing" & "Earthquake"), and want to commission another film run on liquor and practical effects
September 10, 2023 at 4:00 AM
Watched consecutive movies with J&B product placement ("The Thing" & "Earthquake"), and want to commission another film run on liquor and practical effects
Primary any Democrat that tries to "both sides" the Alabama boat brawl. Not a single one of those dickheads are giving you health care any time soon.
August 7, 2023 at 3:57 AM
Primary any Democrat that tries to "both sides" the Alabama boat brawl. Not a single one of those dickheads are giving you health care any time soon.
Pinned down the "That Mexican OT is Kevin Gates" thinkpiece when he said "fuck you doggystyle bitch I'm a canine"
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BOX086dm5fM&feature=share
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BOX086dm5fM&feature=share
August 6, 2023 at 2:37 AM
Pinned down the "That Mexican OT is Kevin Gates" thinkpiece when he said "fuck you doggystyle bitch I'm a canine"
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BOX086dm5fM&feature=share
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BOX086dm5fM&feature=share
Watching early 70's Yes footage with my Stepfather, and getting Goldust vibes from Rick Wakeman
August 2, 2023 at 4:28 AM
Watching early 70's Yes footage with my Stepfather, and getting Goldust vibes from Rick Wakeman
Staring at a rural Midwestern rainstorm from a garage for the first time in years, and considering waking up the boy
July 29, 2023 at 3:07 AM
Staring at a rural Midwestern rainstorm from a garage for the first time in years, and considering waking up the boy
Nick Aldis looks like Kirk Herbstreit, a man my mom once sold shoes
July 22, 2023 at 4:09 AM
Nick Aldis looks like Kirk Herbstreit, a man my mom once sold shoes
July 19, 2023 at 11:29 PM