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Stude
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Official Reclamation Notice going out on 'Little Dark Age'. If I ever again see anyone who appears sus and is listening to that song, it goes to the ground right there. No questions.
February 15, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Clap Your Hands if you believe in the MOON Economy!
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom.
February 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Same level of gravitas, to me.
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Remember when this guy's wife passed away suddenly inside of their home and we got some bizarre 'heart murmur' excuse for it? I remember.
Kentucky GOP Congressman Andy Barr’s new #kysen ad:

“It’s not a sin to be white”
February 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
I hope they have wraparounds and Under Armour shirts in heaven.
February 7, 2026 at 11:02 PM
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The ballroom and Venezuelan oil infrastructure aren't going to build themselves, okay? EYES ON THE PRIZE, people.
Tens of thousands of people across Tennessee, Mississippi and Louisiana have gone a week without power or heat after a brutal ice storm. At least three dozen people have died in connection with the storm, officials have said.
Fear and Anger Grow as Thousands Remain Without Power in the South
More than 30 people have died across three Southern states in connection with last week’s storm, and thousands remain without power.
nyti.ms
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
When the almost 10lbs worth of undigested McDonald's hamburger buns compacted in your colon hits
January 23, 2026 at 7:59 AM
The only future ICE funding that I'm comfortable with is the digging of a giant ditch to throw them into.
January 21, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Time flies when you're screaming in Hell
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
They call me... The Rationalist 🤔
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 AM
In 1976 Donald Trump became so annoyed about turning 40 during the Bicentennial that he moved his birth year forward by a decade and started telling everyone that he was 30. He is now actually 89 human years old, having been born in 1936. This is my belief.
January 11, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Haven't felt this sick since election night.
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Performing a citizen's arrest on anyone I see with the X app on their phone.
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Donald Trump has passed away on the operating table during an attempt to staple his balls to his asshole.
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The Jerk Store is having a big, grand-reopening sale.
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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i could agree with the idea that we should publicly punish people who threaten our liberties
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The largest non-government employer in the country has not brought on any seasonal employees this year and is actually cutting hours for the full-time people that work there now. During their busiest time of the year.
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Words (no more than 10!) that are written on a square that is a color and then posted as an image on a site where you can easily input and then post text... are the truest words of all
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Thinking about that time a few weeks ago when backhoes showed up without notice and tore down the entire east wing of the white house with no oversight and we still have no idea what happened to all of the stuff in there and we can't do anything about it because our electeds are either cowards or
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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"do a dollop" motherfucker I will hit you with my car
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
My boy Heartman got a dang aisle seat, hell yeah.
Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
What is the name of the syrup that's like from bees? The bee syrup?
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
"Are you ready? Everyone is a millionaire now. We all have One Million Dollars or, in some cases, even more dollars."
INGRAHAM: Is affordability a voter perception issue of the economy, or is there more that needs to be done by Republicans?

TRUMP: More than anything else, it's a con job by the Democrats. Are you ready? Costs are way down.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM