Time flies when you're screaming in Hell
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Time flies when you're screaming in Hell
They call me... The Rationalist 🤔
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 AM
They call me... The Rationalist 🤔
In 1976 Donald Trump became so annoyed about turning 40 during the Bicentennial that he moved his birth year forward by a decade and started telling everyone that he was 30. He is now actually 89 human years old, having been born in 1936. This is my belief.
January 11, 2026 at 7:50 AM
In 1976 Donald Trump became so annoyed about turning 40 during the Bicentennial that he moved his birth year forward by a decade and started telling everyone that he was 30. He is now actually 89 human years old, having been born in 1936. This is my belief.
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
Haven't felt this sick since election night.
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Haven't felt this sick since election night.
Performing a citizen's arrest on anyone I see with the X app on their phone.
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Performing a citizen's arrest on anyone I see with the X app on their phone.
Donald Trump has passed away on the operating table during an attempt to staple his balls to his asshole.
January 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Donald Trump has passed away on the operating table during an attempt to staple his balls to his asshole.
The Jerk Store is having a big, grand-reopening sale.
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The Jerk Store is having a big, grand-reopening sale.
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i could agree with the idea that we should publicly punish people who threaten our liberties
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i could agree with the idea that we should publicly punish people who threaten our liberties
The largest non-government employer in the country has not brought on any seasonal employees this year and is actually cutting hours for the full-time people that work there now. During their busiest time of the year.
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The largest non-government employer in the country has not brought on any seasonal employees this year and is actually cutting hours for the full-time people that work there now. During their busiest time of the year.
Words (no more than 10!) that are written on a square that is a color and then posted as an image on a site where you can easily input and then post text... are the truest words of all
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Words (no more than 10!) that are written on a square that is a color and then posted as an image on a site where you can easily input and then post text... are the truest words of all
Thinking about that time a few weeks ago when backhoes showed up without notice and tore down the entire east wing of the white house with no oversight and we still have no idea what happened to all of the stuff in there and we can't do anything about it because our electeds are either cowards or
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Thinking about that time a few weeks ago when backhoes showed up without notice and tore down the entire east wing of the white house with no oversight and we still have no idea what happened to all of the stuff in there and we can't do anything about it because our electeds are either cowards or
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"do a dollop" motherfucker I will hit you with my car
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"do a dollop" motherfucker I will hit you with my car
My boy Heartman got a dang aisle seat, hell yeah.
Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My boy Heartman got a dang aisle seat, hell yeah.
What is the name of the syrup that's like from bees? The bee syrup?
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
What is the name of the syrup that's like from bees? The bee syrup?
"Are you ready? Everyone is a millionaire now. We all have One Million Dollars or, in some cases, even more dollars."
INGRAHAM: Is affordability a voter perception issue of the economy, or is there more that needs to be done by Republicans?
TRUMP: More than anything else, it's a con job by the Democrats. Are you ready? Costs are way down.
TRUMP: More than anything else, it's a con job by the Democrats. Are you ready? Costs are way down.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"Are you ready? Everyone is a millionaire now. We all have One Million Dollars or, in some cases, even more dollars."
Fuck it, Toad the Wet Sprocket are also a shoegaze band.
Might try to annoy some of the younger guys at work tonight by insisting that Modest Mouse are a shoegaze band. Don't have much to lose at this point.
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Fuck it, Toad the Wet Sprocket are also a shoegaze band.
Surely the deluge of nightmares that I wake up to every evening will not be worsened by the coming months-long stretch of not feeling warmth from the sun at any point. It's going to be fine. Surely.
October 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Surely the deluge of nightmares that I wake up to every evening will not be worsened by the coming months-long stretch of not feeling warmth from the sun at any point. It's going to be fine. Surely.
For the last 30 plus years of my life I have always owned at least one lightning guitar strap, oftentimes multiple. Absolute bullshit that Ace was the first one of the four to go, a complete confirmation of the heinous times we exist in.
October 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
For the last 30 plus years of my life I have always owned at least one lightning guitar strap, oftentimes multiple. Absolute bullshit that Ace was the first one of the four to go, a complete confirmation of the heinous times we exist in.
Redfall did this. There are 15 other factors going into it but Redfall being so bad was the thing that really loosed the marbles.
Target and Walmart seemingly pulling Xbox stock from store shelves
➡️ www.thegamer.com/target-walma...
#Xbox
➡️ www.thegamer.com/target-walma...
#Xbox
October 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Redfall did this. There are 15 other factors going into it but Redfall being so bad was the thing that really loosed the marbles.
Climbing out of the medbed that I was shot to Mars in like a fucking photon torpedo as a perfectly healthy 3-year-old child.
October 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Climbing out of the medbed that I was shot to Mars in like a fucking photon torpedo as a perfectly healthy 3-year-old child.
Do they have cigarettes in heaven? and how much do they cost?
October 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Do they have cigarettes in heaven? and how much do they cost?
I seen where everything at the store is gonna be one dollar again
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I seen where everything at the store is gonna be one dollar again
The only thing gone from Walmart that you should be nostalgic for is the Wii U and 3DS section of the electronics department.
September 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The only thing gone from Walmart that you should be nostalgic for is the Wii U and 3DS section of the electronics department.
Eisner speaking up is nice and all but I will still never forgive him for what he did to the Insane Clown Posse.
September 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Eisner speaking up is nice and all but I will still never forgive him for what he did to the Insane Clown Posse.