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one of the funnier things that happened in my last relationship is that it was, I reckon, the first time in history that a GIRL had to make her BOYFRIEND watch reservoir dogs
Sure t4t consists mostly of living in low functioning crack addict squalor and all your mental illnesses being slowly exacerbated but in c4t he makes you watch his favorite movies so who can say which is better.
January 30, 2026 at 12:47 AM
one of the funnier things that happened in my last relationship is that it was, I reckon, the first time in history that a GIRL had to make her BOYFRIEND watch reservoir dogs
there was a sad, lonely, chainsmoking middleaged drunk I used to work with and when I came out to him he was like "oh. huh." clearly he didn't 'get it' but wasn't really bothered.
the next day when I came in he said "I think you should have this," and handed me a switchblade.
the next day when I came in he said "I think you should have this," and handed me a switchblade.
January 29, 2026 at 11:09 PM
there was a sad, lonely, chainsmoking middleaged drunk I used to work with and when I came out to him he was like "oh. huh." clearly he didn't 'get it' but wasn't really bothered.
the next day when I came in he said "I think you should have this," and handed me a switchblade.
the next day when I came in he said "I think you should have this," and handed me a switchblade.
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BREAKING: The LGBTQ+ community has forgiven Sakura Kinomoto.
August 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
BREAKING: The LGBTQ+ community has forgiven Sakura Kinomoto.
it's difficult for me to believe that the alcoholic woman from bocchi the rock actually drinks that much because she is never portrayed with a massive beer gut. we've even got unrealistic beauty standards for drunks now! 💔
January 29, 2026 at 7:10 PM
it's difficult for me to believe that the alcoholic woman from bocchi the rock actually drinks that much because she is never portrayed with a massive beer gut. we've even got unrealistic beauty standards for drunks now! 💔
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going by what I've seen on the internet, "bocchi the rock" is an anime about a busty girl with severe anxiety and sensory disorders being felt up by two to three other women
February 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
going by what I've seen on the internet, "bocchi the rock" is an anime about a busty girl with severe anxiety and sensory disorders being felt up by two to three other women
BREAKING: Klobuchar’s entrance into the race shakes up a field that includes a dozen Republicans who want to make the 2026 election a referendum on the state’s fraud crisis.
U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar jumps into Minnesota governor’s race
Klobuchar’s entrance into the race shakes up a field that includes a dozen Republicans who want to make the 2026 election a referendum on the state’s fraud crisis.
bit.ly
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I'm an alcoholic with ptsd l and adhd, and developed severe lifelong depression at the onset of puberty due to gender dysphoria. when I was a grade schooler they told me I had the brain of someone in their 30s. they call me the gifted kid benjamin button.
January 28, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I'm an alcoholic with ptsd l and adhd, and developed severe lifelong depression at the onset of puberty due to gender dysphoria. when I was a grade schooler they told me I had the brain of someone in their 30s. they call me the gifted kid benjamin button.
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Guy who looks up the new hustle meta on his work computer and gets fired after clicking on that one picture of Seth Putnam
Grindcore is the new hustle culture ft.trib.al/Yq5N8YC | opinion
Grindcore is the new hustle culture
In Silicon Valley, long hours have fused with a monastic male wellness aesthetic
ft.trib.al
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Guy who looks up the new hustle meta on his work computer and gets fired after clicking on that one picture of Seth Putnam
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this guy is gunning for your gig, Tony
January 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
this guy is gunning for your gig, Tony
in retrospect they probably should have been able to diagnose me with adhd as a teen when I'd sit in class for hours on end stimming with my hair with my left hand while running my fingernails against my gumline until my mouth was bloody with my right
January 28, 2026 at 2:59 PM
in retrospect they probably should have been able to diagnose me with adhd as a teen when I'd sit in class for hours on end stimming with my hair with my left hand while running my fingernails against my gumline until my mouth was bloody with my right
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Cat YouTube be like:
“Pros Blind Taste Test Every Item Their Owners Don’t Want Them to Taste | The Crunch Panel | Epipurrious”
“Pros Blind Taste Test Every Item Their Owners Don’t Want Them to Taste | The Crunch Panel | Epipurrious”
January 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cat YouTube be like:
“Pros Blind Taste Test Every Item Their Owners Don’t Want Them to Taste | The Crunch Panel | Epipurrious”
“Pros Blind Taste Test Every Item Their Owners Don’t Want Them to Taste | The Crunch Panel | Epipurrious”
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it'd be cool if i never have a job again because america collapses and i have to participate in multiple informal and grey market economies for the rest of my short and hard life
January 28, 2026 at 2:19 PM
it'd be cool if i never have a job again because america collapses and i have to participate in multiple informal and grey market economies for the rest of my short and hard life
did the baby youtube thumbnails meme originate on bluesky? do we finally have a decent homegrown meme?
January 28, 2026 at 8:43 AM
did the baby youtube thumbnails meme originate on bluesky? do we finally have a decent homegrown meme?
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here ya go! 116 funkot mixes collected between 2014-2017. ten gigabytes and six and a half days of hard drivin' pumpin funky melodic power. dig it!!!!!!
archive.org/details/funk...
archive.org/details/funk...
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 AM
here ya go! 116 funkot mixes collected between 2014-2017. ten gigabytes and six and a half days of hard drivin' pumpin funky melodic power. dig it!!!!!!
archive.org/details/funk...
archive.org/details/funk...
the cowboy: you will see me one more time if you do good. you will see me two more times if you do bad. goodnight. 🤠
me: this could have been an email 🙄
me: this could have been an email 🙄
January 27, 2026 at 10:03 PM
the cowboy: you will see me one more time if you do good. you will see me two more times if you do bad. goodnight. 🤠
me: this could have been an email 🙄
me: this could have been an email 🙄
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bringing back this classic
January 27, 2026 at 2:36 AM
bringing back this classic
I fear some boomer lib dad on here is going to take the wrong message from this and start telling trans service industry workers that they're "very pretty transsexuals" lol
but other times I think about the elderly gentleman who waited by the other counter after I checked him out and waited patiently until my line was gone, at which point he came over and quietly said, "by the way miss, you are the prettiest transsexual I've ever seen." I hope he's having a great day.
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I fear some boomer lib dad on here is going to take the wrong message from this and start telling trans service industry workers that they're "very pretty transsexuals" lol
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getting stickers of this made and plastering them across the nightclub bathrooms of brooklyn
March 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
getting stickers of this made and plastering them across the nightclub bathrooms of brooklyn
I've been singing "we are, charlie kirk, we are, charlie kirk, we carry the flame, carry the flame" to the tune of mario sunshine delfino plaza at my roommate for like a month. it's half a genuine tic and half me trying to drive her insane.
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I've been singing "we are, charlie kirk, we are, charlie kirk, we carry the flame, carry the flame" to the tune of mario sunshine delfino plaza at my roommate for like a month. it's half a genuine tic and half me trying to drive her insane.
it is fifty seven degrees in my living room 😃
January 27, 2026 at 10:43 AM
it is fifty seven degrees in my living room 😃
I do not understand this website, why is an anecdote about a guy doing a transphobic sexual harassment at me outperforming every joke I've ever written
January 27, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I do not understand this website, why is an anecdote about a guy doing a transphobic sexual harassment at me outperforming every joke I've ever written
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have you noticed that everything that used to cost less than twenty dollars now costs almost exactly twenty dollars
September 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
have you noticed that everything that used to cost less than twenty dollars now costs almost exactly twenty dollars
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cis women when their transfem friends receive sexual harassment
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
cis women when their transfem friends receive sexual harassment
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inadvertently setting myself up for a very funny disaster
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
inadvertently setting myself up for a very funny disaster
bringing back this classic
January 27, 2026 at 2:36 AM
bringing back this classic