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way too active on letterboxd for an employed person: https://boxd.it/uJSj
if you are this cunty woman who my grandma no doubt forced into posing for a picture at your workplace today I am so sorry and also slay
December 18, 2024 at 9:46 PM
he’s the perfect guy to have done what he did. no I will not elaborate.
December 9, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
I love telling my boss I’ll stop being an alcoholic if I can just have my job please fuck please I need this
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 AM
can’t wait to see the “hitmen have the chance to do the funniest thing ever” tweets when unitedhealthcare names a new CEO
December 5, 2024 at 1:35 AM
crazy how everyone is stupid and has bad opinions except for me
November 30, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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Andrew Tate got hacked by what appears to be the gay furries
The hackers, who asked to remain anonymous, are currently flooding an internal chatroom for Tate's followers with emojis.

Emojis include a trans flag, a feminist fist, & an AI-generated image of Tate draped in a rainbow flag. www.dailydot.com/debug/andrew...
November 22, 2024 at 2:31 AM
my local museum also does movie screenings on the weekend, and they chose to do back to back showings of the zone of interest and twilight this saturday. gonna find out who did that and kiss them on the mouth
November 20, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware:

- the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania

- his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir

- he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
this copy of A Single Man that I found fucks so hard, everyone look at it
November 20, 2024 at 5:15 PM
the thing about getting high is that it feels nice
November 20, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
if I think about him for too long I start crying and I’m not kidding
November 19, 2024 at 7:16 PM
can a trans woman give me an appropriately funny way to bully my mom cause she’s on HRT now from going into menopause thank you love you
November 19, 2024 at 6:14 PM
mark wahlberg auditioned for the role of boxer cause he thought that was his profession
If I was Boxer in Animal Farm it wouldn’t have gone down like that
November 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
November 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
btw when you see me being a reply guy on this site, I promise it's not to get followers, it's for the love of the game. I can't get famous because I have too many hasan piker thirst tweets in my closet, and he can never see them.
November 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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One of the best things for your mental health is talking to people that aren't from the US, UK or Canada
November 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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every time i see a headline about the “department of government efficiency” i get annoyed again at how much of a fucking loser elon musk is
November 19, 2024 at 1:51 PM
someone draw this as a really ugly cartoon and post it on facebook with the caption “society”
oh I GET IT it's called the internet because you're trapped in it like a fish
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
[staring down the barrel of the gecko chamber] pull the fucking trigger
this place is a gecko chamber
November 18, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I watch hasan piker react to john oliver episodes, I think I'm legally not allowed to talk about echo chambers
November 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
really quick, the people who don't want an investigation are usually the ones in the right, right?
Curious who on his staff is tasked with seeking out these types of comments just to, again, announce he loves genocide.
November 18, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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lmfao
November 18, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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can you imagine the mess we’d be in today if that pod hadn’t saved america
August 14, 2024 at 2:08 AM