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Susannah Walker
@susannahwalker.bsky.social
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Author + campaigner for gender equality and safety in public space + post-war graphics + other stuff.

Rants about stately homes here:
https://susannahwalker.substack.com

Co-founder of @makespaceforgirls and formerly @QuadRoyal
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Susannah Walker @susannahwalker.bsky.social · Aug 29
In response to my rant yesterday, I was asked how we can make better parks and other public places for teenage girls? What do they want? I have answers to this, so now a positive 🧵.
Starting in Sweden, where this was co-designed by teenage girls.
Frizon shelter - a curved space with seats like swings and lovely coloured perspex in the roof and a view of the city of Umeå at dusk. Two teenage girls sit in one of the swing seats having a chat.
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alanlester.bsky.social
1/5 It was entirely predictable that The Telegraph would jump on @DavidOlusoga’s Empire series to fight its right wing culture war for control of our public history. Let’s see what they’ve done:
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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mmcarthur.bsky.social
Leonora Carrington :
Cat Tapestry, c.1950s

Wool

Museo Nacional de Arte INBA
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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madlinsudn.bsky.social
Planning to start your Christmas shopping this weekend?

I've got you covered with over 100 links to charities, museums and small businesses selling interesting things which will bring joy not landfill.

#GoodGifts
Good Gifts 2025
Use your Secret Santa or present giving to support charities, museums and small businesses.
madlinblog.wordpress.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
susannahwalker.bsky.social
Meanwhile in Epping and Ongar, it's not just flags which are out on the streets to 'keep women and children safe' but now vigilante groups.
So people are calling unvetted, uncontrolled groups instead of the police. Which will go really well when they find an innocent person of the wrong colour*
Facebook post by Essex Spartans which says: Essex Spartans received a report about a man acting suspiciously for around two hours in North Weald. Since children walk through that area after school, our team went to check it out. We’ve just left the scene and can confirm that he has moved on. 🙏🏻 There’s nothing further to report, but we’d like to thank the member of the public who stayed vigilant and raised the concern — amazing work and much appreciated.
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
susannahwalker.bsky.social
Borrowed light in my room, reflected off the car outside.
On an ochre coloured wall are two pictures - a painting almost the same colour as the wall and a 1950s GPO poster of a broken china ornament in red and green. Across all of it are the shadows of French net curtains with bunnies and puppies and cats. It's a bit odd
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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fivetimessix.bsky.social
Absolutely!
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
susannahwalker.bsky.social
I am upgrading my business insurance and now need to know why the one on the right is such a specific thing...
A screen grab from an insurance company's website which shows two red circles. Inside one it says Materials in Van Cover, in the other Dessert & Bubble Tea Insurance. From a bemused insurance seeker
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
why can they not just fix it
[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point]. 1 CUSTOMER: Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered 2 McDONALDS EMPLOYEE: Number 187? CUSTOMER: Yes 3 CUSTOMER: Maybe I pressed the wrong thing? I just ordered one strawberry milkshake. 4 EMPLOYEE: Oh - yeah sorry 5 EMPLOYEE: The milkshake machine’s not working. 6 EMPLOYEE: The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage. 7 CUSTOMER: Is that a new flavour? EMPLOYEE: Yeah 8 [We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter] EMPLOYEE: If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage. 9 [Customer looks inside the cup] 10 [Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup] CUSTOMER: So there is 11 CUSTOMER: Is that something people want, then? EMPLOYEE: No! No, not at all. 12 EMPLOYEE: It just keeps happening when we press banana. [ends]
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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mondomascots.bsky.social
The World Character Summit 2025 in Hanyu City today
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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kingsbookstore.bsky.social
does anyone in halifax know what the story is with this thing i found
a.. face, with a yellow hood, blue button eyes, grimacing with red lipstick, and it says Darth Maul underneath for some reason? what?
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
susannahwalker.bsky.social
Really excellent and thoughtful thread; exactly the kind of work and understanding that all MPs should be doing for their constituencies.
kevinmckenna.co.uk Kevin McKenna MP @kevinmckenna.co.uk · 13d
Problems with poor or inadequate housing are the most common issue constituents come to me with, followed by SEND, health, transport and cost of living. Of course Bluesky is full of people who know all these are linked, so this isn’t news here

These new rights are vital, but can only be a start
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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brenttoderian.bsky.social
When we’re doing city planning, why aren’t we asking simpler questions? Like “How could your life be easier if your city or community were different?”
tomflood.bsky.social Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 13d
i just want my kids to be able to walk to the store to get stuff so I don't have to.
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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peterwalker99.bsky.social
I am obliged to report that when the No 10 spokesman gave this part of the statement there was a brief but heartfelt outbreak of laughter from journalists, one of whom later asked if the PM might thus be interested in a bridge he had to sell.
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
susannahwalker.bsky.social
I am in central Wiltshire. No sea here. What gives?
A brick wall with a road sign on it which says "BYTHESEA ROAD". This is Trowbridge, in Wiltshire, an entirely landlocked county.
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
susannahwalker.bsky.social
I never thought when I was at university that all these French theorists might have a purpose in the real world
mtsw.bsky.social mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 14d
h y p e r r e a l s i m u l a c r u m
propublica.org ProPublica @propublica.org · 15d
NEW: ProPublica examined months of Fox News’ coverage and reviewed over 700 videos posted on social media.

The network used five-year-old footage, mislabeled other dates and implied footage from elsewhere was in Portland.
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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chiena.bsky.social
What's JR Hartley doing up a tree in the video for XTC's "Dear God"?
youtu.be/p554R-Jq43A?...
Screen grab of Norman Lumsden playing JR Hartley in the classic Yellow Pages advert from 1983 Someone who looks suspiciously like Norman Lumsden up a tree. Video for "XTC's "Dear God" from 1988.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
susannahwalker.bsky.social
Do not build houses for people because they might spoil the views of people who have been posh for a very long time.
jonnelledge.bsky.social Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 16d
Important to be clear here that the proposed homes wouldn't mean demolishing the 18th century garden - it's just that they might possibly be visible from it. What appallingly selfish behaviour.
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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workingclasshistory.com
#OtD 10 Nov 1984 1000 people protested in Rugby, England, against the local council removing LGBT+ people from their equal opportunities policy. The Sun tabloid supported the "brave" Tory council for confronting the "sick nonsense" of LGBT+ rights stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8236...
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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sirmichaeltake.bsky.social
The annual harvest for Michael Fabricant’s hair has just begun in Gloucestershire today.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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caasbrey.bsky.social
Harvard Gazette: Gazette: “You are the mother of two In ten years you have produced three novels and two short-story collections. Can you talk about your process and how you manage work and family?” Groff: “I understand that this is a question of vital importance to a lot of people, particularly to other mothers who are artists trying to get their work done, and know that I feel for everyone in the struggle. But until I see a male writer asked that question, I am going to respectfully decline to answer it.”
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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susannahwalker.bsky.social
The Somerset carnivals are the most extraordinary folk art we have in England and no one knows about it. Start at 52 minutes in and come and see the real thing next week.
November 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
susannahwalker.bsky.social
The Somerset carnivals are the most extraordinary folk art we have in England and no one knows about it. Start at 52 minutes in and come and see the real thing next week.
November 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS] 1 NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]: Hello there 2 [A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk]. DAD: Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids? 3 NT EMPLOYEE: Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail! 4 MUM: That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids? 5 NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]: Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot! 6 NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]: Listen - that's their call [Calls emanating from the landscape]: tut-tut woke-woke 7 NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]: They are extremely sensitive and fragile... But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery. 8 KIDS [pointing]: There they are! [Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure]. [Little people noises]: woke-woke tut-tut woke-woke 9 [Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]: Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house. [Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]: tut-tut woke-woke 10 MUM [pointing]: What's that one doing there? NT EMPLOYEE: Oh, that's so sweet… 11 [We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away]. NT EMPLOYEE: I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph… 12 [We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]: Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE? [ends]
October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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simongerman600.bsky.social
Food safety improved massively when we all gained access to a fridge. One way of measuring this is the steep decline of stomach cancer rates. Give your fridge a hug the next time you are in the kitchen.
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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nickcraw.bsky.social
If you were born in UK prior to 1980 most polite families taught their kids to call all women who knew your mother and were at least 20 years older than you "auntie" regardless of whether they were related to you or not.

This would include next door neighbours or friends of your grandmother.
scalzi.com John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29d
Speaking as a dude who has a yearly family reunion, "aunt" and "uncle" fill a role, what the fuck are you supposed to call all those other older people you're vaguely related to, do you think there's someone running around with an org chart saying who's a second cousin thrice removed or something
October 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM