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John VanEnk
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Tacoma, WA. I work at Fastly to try and make the Internet a better place.
the speed of light is too slow and i'm sick of pretending like it's not
January 13, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
OH: "i'm not changing my name to NVME enjoyer"
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I'm simmering chicken stock for later, and boiling pasta for now. This means I have two chances to make the worst mistake possible, but each in the opposite way.
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
One of the things that most damaged my faith was realizing that King Théoden's rallying cry before The Charge of Rohan gave me the same spiritual feelings as worship music.
Jesus to them is something you experience. He’s a feeling
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hockey is good.
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Incredible. Thank you for your service, Tyler!
Stranded but steady: Operator keeps Carnation Treatment Plant running during atmospheric river
When flooding cut off the Carnation Treatment Plant, Wastewater Operator Tyler Stiltner stayed onsite to keep it running.
kingcountywtd.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Drove by the Puyallup River tonight, and it's wild to see how high it is. Glad to see this.
Our colleagues at the @wanationalguard.bsky.social have been activated by @governorferguson.bsky.social for flood related activities. They’re filling sandbags, helping with road closures, doing rescue missions and more. #wawx
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Once you realize Tolkien wants every heroic person or place name to be cretic (long-short-long syllable), you start seeing Tolkien names everywhere. Labrador. Pinkypie. Scoobydoo. Macklemore.
December 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
ARC Raiders is the most Eve Online game I've played since I last played Eve Online.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
95705, apparently
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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We should put Curtis Silwa and GoodSpaceGuy in the same place

A boat in the middle of Lake Washington.
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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A moment of silence, please, for the "young men are all MAGA now" narrative.

(Source: www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...)
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
lol lmao indeed
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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King tides + heavy rains = roadway flooding in coastal areas. @nws.noaa.gov is telling us to expect heavy rains coupled with king tides on the coast Wednesday and Thursday.
For real time info:
Travel map - wsdot.com/Travel/Real-...
Socials links & mobile app - wsdot.wa.gov/travel/mobil...
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
kitty
Our 12-year-old clouded leopard, Sang Dao, spent some time rolling around her pumpkin for enrichment and savoring some tasty meat Jello. 🐆🎃 #NationalCatDay

📹: Assistant Curator Erin & Volunteer Coordinator Stacey
October 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Time for baseball again.
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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*crying*
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Crushing
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Geno Suarez hits a Grand Slam to put the Mariners up 6-2 and seal Game 5 of the ALCS!

"The City is Shaking!"

#SeizeTheMoment
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If my fast research is correct, there are at least as many *coffee shops* in the USA as coal miners.
Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:
The Drink That Americans Won’t Give Up Without a Fight
Coffee has almost no nutritional value and lots of substitutes. It’s also, apparently, too important to lose.
bit.ly
October 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Small Gods
October 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM