Lance Steel
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I don't remember Jesus saying "Free the criminal, protect the pedophile and brutalize the immigrant"
The NYT can run a 1000 unsubstantiated claims about Biden having cognitive decline but, when it comes to "brown liquid", they are unable to say what it was without WH confirmation.
When Trump won, didn't he say they were bringing dignity and respect back to the White House? We're still waiting for that to happen.
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REPORTER: Speaker Johnson, your comment on President Trump posting a video showing him dumping shit on Americans.

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven’t seen that video.

REPORTER: Here it is.

JOHNSON: Can’t see it.

REPORTER: Look this way.

JOHNSON: I have no eyes.

REPORTER: …

**JOHNSON RUNS AWAY**
"He's a doctor who developed a vaccine for lung cancer AND he's an accomplished porn star? When an amazing man!"
Doesn't the GOP rant and rave about the benefits of "real work" and getting people off of entitlements? They are making $175K a year to kick up their feet and chill.
I'm tired of politicians not knowing or never having heard of major events going on the country they are elected to govern yet they know all about some book with the word "gay" in it or some trans-athlete that played in a game one time.
You're look is evolving into a thinner, less disheveled Marc Maron. Your comedy is great and this was meant to be a compliment!
The 4-star General probably resigned because Hegseth told him to kill the survivors and he wouldn't do it. No witnesses!
The future is an all AI, all robot workforce pumping out crap that no one can buy because they are all unemployed.
It's cheaper in the long run and more productive to have robots do it all than to have low income or even slave labor.
And Johnson has the audacity to go on national TV saying that Grijalva should be working instead of grandstanding... she literally doesn't have a staff and can't get into the Capitol because she hasn't been sworn in and is not officially a member of Congress yet.
Oct 2028 their response will be: "We're still feeling the full effect of Biden's horrible tarrifs"
I was expecting him to either ask to "borrow" your bank account or if he could keep a locked chest freezer in your garage for a while. Do people actually fall for this crap?
"Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early". Now we understand why the GOP is so hell bent on getting into people's lives about healthcare. They want those girls hitting puberty later or not at all.
We've all seen that Peanuts clip with Charlie Brown, Lucy and the football.

The GOP will offer an olive branch, only to chop down the tree it's attached to.
Are we sure Trump didn't give them their talking points?
"When all our enemies are dead, there will be peace."
"90 deals in 90 days"

It's been almost 9 months. That's 3x what they claimed they needed. Where are the deals?
What type of people are Cyber Truck owners?

Kid Rock drives a Cyber truck painted like the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazard.
People will save a ton of money buying groceries because there will be none to purchase in the first place.
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French writer, Albert Camus once said-"Be careful, when democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but not to inquire about its health."

And with a thin smile, it fluffs the pillow, smooths the sheets, and whispers, "Rest now—I’ll take it from here."