Tom
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Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
I think this shop is hosting some kind of networking event for ghosts.
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I think this shop is hosting some kind of networking event for ghosts.
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If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
December 27, 2024 at 8:37 AM
If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
Love visiting small museums. Really looking forward to having nightmares about this guy for the rest of my life.
August 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Love visiting small museums. Really looking forward to having nightmares about this guy for the rest of my life.
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Graph of British Rivers
July 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Graph of British Rivers
Huh. I didn't know he was married.
July 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Huh. I didn't know he was married.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to open my chunky knitwear and casserole emporium.
July 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong day to open my chunky knitwear and casserole emporium.
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british fan chat
![cartoon for the guardian by Stephen Collins - script as follows:
[Scene is a darkened LOFT. Amongst the boxes and junk are FOUR KNACKERED OLD FANS - three tower fans and one circular, with cracked grey plastic and buttons missing. One fan, TOWER FAN 1, is a bit taller than the others, and is addressing them]
1
TOWER FAN 1:
Right lads, get ready.
2
TOWER FAN 1:
This is our time.
3
TOWER FAN 1:
The time when we remember who we are, and why we’re here.
4
TOWER FAN 1:
We are the four crap fans in a British person’s loft,
and we are here to make absolutely no difference whatsoever.
5
TOWER FAN 1:
I know what you’re
thinking, lads:
6
TOWER FAN 1:
Surely this will be the year they finally replace us?
7
TOWER FAN 1:
Our plastic’s gone all brown... I haven’t oscillated since 2018...
8
TOWER FAN 1:
Dave here sounds like a spitfire and blows like a sad cat’s sigh…
TOWER FAN 2:
Cheers mate
9
TOWER FAN 1:
But no. These people are British, and every year, they forget the sun exists.
By the time they remember,
new fans will cost *four million pounds* on Amazon.
10
TOWER FAN 1:
So we’ll be back down there... shovelling thick air across the moaning faces of a species that cannot comprehend the concept of air conditioning, or even just closing the curtains when it’s hot out...
11
TOWER FAN 1:
...while they incessantly bang on about normally hot countries which this country is now temporarily a bit hotter than.
12
[The loft hatch opens and a person comes up the ladder]
PERSON:
APPARENTLY IT’S HOTTER THAN GREECE, LISA](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidbpfu2ioghspjcg4xitzv655jzjwp5lgxk5hi3ag7sechgh222ze@jpeg)
May 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
british fan chat
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Dug up some bones in the garden and I’ve tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably.
May 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Dug up some bones in the garden and I’ve tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably.
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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
Valentine was actually the name of the scientist. You're thinking of Valentine's Monster.
February 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Valentine was actually the name of the scientist. You're thinking of Valentine's Monster.
Please enjoy this picture of my cat.
February 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Please enjoy this picture of my cat.
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Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them.
January 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them.
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Yet ANOTHER person with the same teeth as me at the coincidentists.
January 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Yet ANOTHER person with the same teeth as me at the coincidentists.
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Bolognese are coming
Bolognese are coming
Bolognese are coming
November 18, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Bolognese are coming
Bolognese are coming
Bolognese are coming
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🎶 OOO WAHT FARN OT OS TO RARD UNNA WUN HOSE ORPHAN SLAARGH 🎶
December 6, 2024 at 11:11 AM
🎶 OOO WAHT FARN OT OS TO RARD UNNA WUN HOSE ORPHAN SLAARGH 🎶
I always find Jingle Bells upsetting because it reminds me of the time my Uncle Billy tragically lost his willy on the motorway.
December 13, 2024 at 9:46 AM
I always find Jingle Bells upsetting because it reminds me of the time my Uncle Billy tragically lost his willy on the motorway.
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Please do share to help promote my Teeny-Tiny business.
I sell signed giclee prints, mugs, tees and greeting cards. They all make excellent gifts. You’ll find my little store here:
infinitebacon.com
Thank you!
I sell signed giclee prints, mugs, tees and greeting cards. They all make excellent gifts. You’ll find my little store here:
infinitebacon.com
Thank you!
December 8, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Please do share to help promote my Teeny-Tiny business.
I sell signed giclee prints, mugs, tees and greeting cards. They all make excellent gifts. You’ll find my little store here:
infinitebacon.com
Thank you!
I sell signed giclee prints, mugs, tees and greeting cards. They all make excellent gifts. You’ll find my little store here:
infinitebacon.com
Thank you!
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It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of unique Christmas gift ideas.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
December 8, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of unique Christmas gift ideas.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of unique Christmas gift ideas.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
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Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time
December 6, 2024 at 1:17 PM
Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time
🎶 OOO WAHT FARN OT OS TO RARD UNNA WUN HOSE ORPHAN SLAARGH 🎶
December 6, 2024 at 11:11 AM
🎶 OOO WAHT FARN OT OS TO RARD UNNA WUN HOSE ORPHAN SLAARGH 🎶