Tom
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Tom
@tdawks.bsky.social
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Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I think this shop is hosting some kind of networking event for ghosts.
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
December 27, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Love visiting small museums. Really looking forward to having nightmares about this guy for the rest of my life.
August 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Graph of British Rivers
July 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Huh. I didn't know he was married.
July 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong day to open my chunky knitwear and casserole emporium.
July 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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british fan chat
May 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Can't park there mate.
June 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Dug up some bones in the garden and I’ve tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably.
May 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Happy birthday to you! 🎉
May 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Valentine was actually the name of the scientist. You're thinking of Valentine's Monster.
February 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Please enjoy this picture of my cat.
February 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them.
January 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Yet ANOTHER person with the same teeth as me at the coincidentists.
January 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Bolognese are coming
Bolognese are coming
November 18, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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🎶 OOO WAHT FARN OT OS TO RARD UNNA WUN HOSE ORPHAN SLAARGH 🎶
December 6, 2024 at 11:11 AM
I always find Jingle Bells upsetting because it reminds me of the time my Uncle Billy tragically lost his willy on the motorway.
December 13, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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Please do share to help promote my Teeny-Tiny business.

I sell signed giclee prints, mugs, tees and greeting cards. They all make excellent gifts. You’ll find my little store here:

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Thank you!
December 8, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of unique Christmas gift ideas.
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December 8, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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Fair enough.
December 8, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Fair enough.
December 8, 2024 at 10:46 AM
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Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time
December 6, 2024 at 1:17 PM
🎶 OOO WAHT FARN OT OS TO RARD UNNA WUN HOSE ORPHAN SLAARGH 🎶
December 6, 2024 at 11:11 AM