Tealeavespls
@tealeavesplease.bsky.social
25- MDNI, she/her
hot, and subsequently, bothered
Also tired and irritable, but I mean….*gestures* who isn’t
hot, and subsequently, bothered
Also tired and irritable, but I mean….*gestures* who isn’t
Pinned
Quick abt me post:
- I’m a sag♐️
- currently really into being a femme fatale, I love driving men to the brink of insanity😌
- still a switch though
- irl I’d say I’m a sporty spice type, I miss sandpit volleyball season😮💨😓
Hmu! Dms stay open🙂↕️
- I’m a sag♐️
- currently really into being a femme fatale, I love driving men to the brink of insanity😌
- still a switch though
- irl I’d say I’m a sporty spice type, I miss sandpit volleyball season😮💨😓
Hmu! Dms stay open🙂↕️
Ugh the idea of a lazy day in bed with him… I’m sat behind him, his back is leaning into me and his head is snug between my neck and shoulder. I’m rubbing his chest with one hand and languidly stroking him with the other…. Bliss.
February 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Ugh the idea of a lazy day in bed with him… I’m sat behind him, his back is leaning into me and his head is snug between my neck and shoulder. I’m rubbing his chest with one hand and languidly stroking him with the other…. Bliss.
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Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want."
Really?
Really?
January 25, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Kash Patel today: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want."
Really?
Really?
I swear they just keep loading up more shit into this fan. Everyday tragedy, everyday chaos, everyday violence. I’m so tired
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I swear they just keep loading up more shit into this fan. Everyday tragedy, everyday chaos, everyday violence. I’m so tired
Quick abt me post:
- I’m a sag♐️
- currently really into being a femme fatale, I love driving men to the brink of insanity😌
- still a switch though
- irl I’d say I’m a sporty spice type, I miss sandpit volleyball season😮💨😓
Hmu! Dms stay open🙂↕️
- I’m a sag♐️
- currently really into being a femme fatale, I love driving men to the brink of insanity😌
- still a switch though
- irl I’d say I’m a sporty spice type, I miss sandpit volleyball season😮💨😓
Hmu! Dms stay open🙂↕️
January 23, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Quick abt me post:
- I’m a sag♐️
- currently really into being a femme fatale, I love driving men to the brink of insanity😌
- still a switch though
- irl I’d say I’m a sporty spice type, I miss sandpit volleyball season😮💨😓
Hmu! Dms stay open🙂↕️
- I’m a sag♐️
- currently really into being a femme fatale, I love driving men to the brink of insanity😌
- still a switch though
- irl I’d say I’m a sporty spice type, I miss sandpit volleyball season😮💨😓
Hmu! Dms stay open🙂↕️
It really all could be so simple… I just wanna sit between his legs and…
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 AM
It really all could be so simple… I just wanna sit between his legs and…
So I’ve deleted hinge, the focus is now to prepare my circles for the primaries, and try to sustain my local community through this regime. I was going to use my profile to spread awareness of the fact that women are too scared to date… but like why bother? If men don’t get it now, they never will
January 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
So I’ve deleted hinge, the focus is now to prepare my circles for the primaries, and try to sustain my local community through this regime. I was going to use my profile to spread awareness of the fact that women are too scared to date… but like why bother? If men don’t get it now, they never will
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Larry Summers: "This is way beyond anything Nixon ever did ... this is the stuff of democracies giving way to authoritarianism. Firing statisticians goes with threatening the heads of newspapers, launching assaults on universities, launching assaults on law firms. This is really scary stuff."
August 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Larry Summers: "This is way beyond anything Nixon ever did ... this is the stuff of democracies giving way to authoritarianism. Firing statisticians goes with threatening the heads of newspapers, launching assaults on universities, launching assaults on law firms. This is really scary stuff."
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August 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Guys I’m scrolling through here and honestly I think we did it- this app isn’t reminiscent of the good ol days on twitter…
Rather, I think the zany-ness in these posts make this app feel more like the golden age of tumblr- everyone here is a lil bit dorky and we’ve all embraced it for the better
Rather, I think the zany-ness in these posts make this app feel more like the golden age of tumblr- everyone here is a lil bit dorky and we’ve all embraced it for the better
July 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Guys I’m scrolling through here and honestly I think we did it- this app isn’t reminiscent of the good ol days on twitter…
Rather, I think the zany-ness in these posts make this app feel more like the golden age of tumblr- everyone here is a lil bit dorky and we’ve all embraced it for the better
Rather, I think the zany-ness in these posts make this app feel more like the golden age of tumblr- everyone here is a lil bit dorky and we’ve all embraced it for the better
Hiking up your cover charge at your club from $8… to 20 “for pride” seems kinda greedy to me. Mind you nothing special was happening in the club when we went- the drag performances already happened earlier in the day so, what are we paying double for???
June 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Hiking up your cover charge at your club from $8… to 20 “for pride” seems kinda greedy to me. Mind you nothing special was happening in the club when we went- the drag performances already happened earlier in the day so, what are we paying double for???
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"Sheriff has history of cop-like behavior"
Florida Sheriff Who Threatened to Kill Protesters Has History of Corruption, Racial Profiling and Bribery Accusations
Florida Sheriff Wayne Ivey and his office have been sued multiple times throughout the years, including for false arrest and imprisonment.
www.latintimes.com
June 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"Sheriff has history of cop-like behavior"
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🗣️ SHE SAID WHAT SHE SAID
May 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
🗣️ SHE SAID WHAT SHE SAID
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May 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Hosting Crash Course has hope-pilled me....
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May 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hosting Crash Course has hope-pilled me....
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complexly.info/CCcoin25-6
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Commented on a random survivor related tik tok and got this reply… girl just move to blue sky 😭
May 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Commented on a random survivor related tik tok and got this reply… girl just move to blue sky 😭
And ykw if we’re this sick of having to drive we could just ✨invest in public transit✨
I don’t think it’s a particularly hot take to say the person who posted a timelapse of themself playing GTA V on the interstate in their Cybertruck should be in prison
May 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
And ykw if we’re this sick of having to drive we could just ✨invest in public transit✨
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Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.
“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”
Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”
Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
May 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Never take seriously those who ridicule low income people for having a smartphone or laptop.
“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”
Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
“If they’re so poor how did they buy an iPhone???”
Because they’re trying to escape poverty, not the 1700s, genius. If you think basic tech access is unnecessary or a luxury, survive a month without it.
This apartment complex wants me to crash out actually
May 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This apartment complex wants me to crash out actually
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Beneath contempt.
May 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Beneath contempt.
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Email is the cockroach of the internet - it outlives every wave trying to kill it. Forget Slack, forget Discord, forget chat apps. Email is universal, decentralized, and asynchronous. It's not sexy, but it's the ultimate survivor.
May 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Email is the cockroach of the internet - it outlives every wave trying to kill it. Forget Slack, forget Discord, forget chat apps. Email is universal, decentralized, and asynchronous. It's not sexy, but it's the ultimate survivor.
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Ok it’s day 2 of my early bird streak- I will be fixing my sleep schedule this whole week so that I become an morning girlie😌
May 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Ok it’s day 2 of my early bird streak- I will be fixing my sleep schedule this whole week so that I become an morning girlie😌
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It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.
May 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.