THE JOKER
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"Man, I wish I had some fruit that would pair perfectly with this whipped cream..."

The succulent strawberry:
A strawberry squid (Histioteuthis heteropsis) floating in the ocean. The squid's mantle has a deep red colour and is covered in photophores, making it look like strawberry with seeds. Its limbs are curled and held behind it, and its smaller eye is visible.
translated books r such a gamble they’re either written so beautifully that you can’t imagine going back to english or they’re . well. you know
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They call me the webfisher
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I love you Kyle werecleaner
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A rare calm moment with Bosch and I when he was a little younger! He’s usually very boisterous!
I am a volunteer at Wolf Watch UK and Bosch is our only fully socialised wolf.
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Gaaaayyyyyyyyyy
#portal #portal2
MMMYEA I GET THAT … i myself have stopped playing since like last month cuz im waiting for more updates cuz it’s still in early access . i kinda speedran all the available stuff 💔 yuo should definitely check it out….. christmas break is Coming
these are from august . but it’s Okay..❤️‍🔥👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
does anyone fw fields of mistria.
what the heck….? weird fucking animal
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#prsk_FA
#プロセカ
mastodon more like masc odor lol.
WHY????????? WHY?????? WHY????!!!!!
hi oomf wonderful day we’re having
i know man i was just pretending that you’re capable of betrayal
…m….mine…….? no……. NO….
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Just got done smoking crack and punching a child in the face as hard as I could

Can’t do that on Twitter, love it here
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