Bald Asshole
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Barbara Streisand Edition Bentleys
"I'm just a girl"
He literally never drank straight shots in his life before you
He literally never drank straight shots in his life before you
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"I'm just a girl"
He literally never drank straight shots in his life before you
He literally never drank straight shots in his life before you
Vanity Plate GRAJBEER
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Vanity Plate GRAJBEER
Protect me from my loved ones; enemies I can handle
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Protect me from my loved ones; enemies I can handle
Everyone acting like Bill convinced Trump to do it but what if Donny was mad hungry for it nh
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Everyone acting like Bill convinced Trump to do it but what if Donny was mad hungry for it nh
A lot of things may feel stagnant right now but to be able to look forward to the potential of Trump having to formally announce he never gave Clinton that mop salad really helps
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A lot of things may feel stagnant right now but to be able to look forward to the potential of Trump having to formally announce he never gave Clinton that mop salad really helps
The reason NBA games tip off 8-10 minutes after the scheduled time is to give everyone at home time to find a stable stream
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The reason NBA games tip off 8-10 minutes after the scheduled time is to give everyone at home time to find a stable stream
Soon as I figure out why good looking women like hitting me I’ll be unstoppable
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Soon as I figure out why good looking women like hitting me I’ll be unstoppable
Flore Benguigui and Max B should do an EP together and that’s about the full spectrum across which my references span
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Flore Benguigui and Max B should do an EP together and that’s about the full spectrum across which my references span
Phone so dry it could preserve fresh rice
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Phone so dry it could preserve fresh rice
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My kids have measles and my SNAP benefits were cut. But at least those cashiers at Walmart aren’t writing “they/them” on their name tags anymore.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My kids have measles and my SNAP benefits were cut. But at least those cashiers at Walmart aren’t writing “they/them” on their name tags anymore.
Out with the Abusive, in with the Conducive.
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Out with the Abusive, in with the Conducive.
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You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
Elon Musk endorses Cuomo for mayor of New York and makes sure to add some racism in there: “…Mumdumi or whatever his name is.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.
Just heard Forget Her by Jeff Buckley for the first time, do people typically recover from this?
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Just heard Forget Her by Jeff Buckley for the first time, do people typically recover from this?
Oh no, my sheep! I thought this wolf only ate hens!
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Oh no, my sheep! I thought this wolf only ate hens!
Facts I would never wanna live next to Vance because I don’t speak bitchboy
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Facts I would never wanna live next to Vance because I don’t speak bitchboy
Your tattoo artist cringes hearing about your lack of aftercare, mine thanks me for taking such good care of his art.
October 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Your tattoo artist cringes hearing about your lack of aftercare, mine thanks me for taking such good care of his art.
The lion can only speculate as to why his office has lotion in the private washrooms but not the grouped ones.
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The lion can only speculate as to why his office has lotion in the private washrooms but not the grouped ones.
I’d like to revise and reissue this skeet to:
If you didn’t choose the black woman Siri voice I have questions about you, if you can’t tell which Siri voice is a black woman I have answers about you.
If you didn’t choose the black woman Siri voice I have questions about you, if you can’t tell which Siri voice is a black woman I have answers about you.
Just know that if you didn’t choose the black woman Siri voice I’m judging you and if you can’t tell which one is the black woman I’m judging you more
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’d like to revise and reissue this skeet to:
If you didn’t choose the black woman Siri voice I have questions about you, if you can’t tell which Siri voice is a black woman I have answers about you.
If you didn’t choose the black woman Siri voice I have questions about you, if you can’t tell which Siri voice is a black woman I have answers about you.
Fuck it, Jays win and I’m starting a rumour that Mookie’s chain is hollow
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Fuck it, Jays win and I’m starting a rumour that Mookie’s chain is hollow
Baseball would be fucking incredible if athletes played it
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Baseball would be fucking incredible if athletes played it
Imagine marrying someone and they wear the same pair of socks 3 days in a row on a regular basis
October 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Imagine marrying someone and they wear the same pair of socks 3 days in a row on a regular basis
Rodgers hitting the smelling salts to hand off to the RB is insane work
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Rodgers hitting the smelling salts to hand off to the RB is insane work
Half Monster Half White Claw, could call it a Claw Supreme
October 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Half Monster Half White Claw, could call it a Claw Supreme
Wrapping up divorce settlements in time for the start of the NBA season is such a blessing.
October 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Wrapping up divorce settlements in time for the start of the NBA season is such a blessing.