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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · Sep 17

Corporate HR has asked you stop referring to the newly announced mandatory RTO policy as "Poop from Office"

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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 1d

Some days it’s Sade and Cocktails, others it’s Alice in Chains and Garage Beers

Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · Jan 4

What Is Your Personal Brand?

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Dan ChickHolla @danchickholla.bsky.social · May 4

me on may 4th: not a real holiday, shut up nerds

me on oct 3rd:

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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 5d

My reality is beyond your potential. My potential is beyond your comprehension.

Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 7d

The lion does not concern himself with lane lines

Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 12d

Momhavishnu Orchestra

Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 12d

Weird Jazz and MILF Enthusiast call him MumGazer

Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 12d

Weird Jazz and MILF Enthusiast call him MumGazer

Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 17d

0% chance it's a coincidence that Cam Skattebo rhymes with Crash Bandicoot

Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 19d

Me wondering why they don’t understand me and remembering I’m boss hog on candy

a man is holding his hand to his chin and making a surprised face .

ALT: a man is holding his hand to his chin and making a surprised face .

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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 21d

So old that I’ve fully gone from being excited for a new restaurant opening to being excited for it get old enough for me to try it without waiting in line

Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 22d

Referees 🤝 Strippers
You can't touch them, but they can touch you

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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 22d

Universally Loved Football Moments:
1. Big Man Touchdown
2. Ref runs out of flags and throws his hat
3. Doink
4. Recovered Onside Kick
5. Successful fake Punt/FG

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24d

trivia time!

Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals?

A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)

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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 25d

If I got no other enjoyment from all the years of watching college football it would still be worth it just to witness Dabo Swinney in shambles

Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 25d

“Heaven”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26d

Stephen Miller: "The last message that Charlie Kirk gave to me before he joined his creator in heaven was he said that we have to dismantle and take on the radical left organizations in this country that are fomenting violence. That was the last message that he sent me ... we are gonna do that."

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Popehat Agitates And Irritates @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25d

But don’t call them Nazis.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25d

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 25d

Has anyone else felt directionless since NYT paywalled Letterboxd and The Mini? What’s the point of even taking a shit in the morning anymore?

Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 26d

Damn he's like the Bizarro Remy from Higher Learning? I wanted to be a Barista! I wanted to be a Barista!

Eric 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @itus.bsky.social · 26d

Too late… they’ve been handed their new talking points

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 26d

Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 26d

Still at a loss aver this Charlie Kirk stuff, trying to figure out whether the opinions we need to make sure there is an open forum for are asserting that Black People don't have the capacity to be taken seriously, or that the response to someone disagreeing with you is to call them a slur.

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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 27d

I was fighting with my dad about getting homework wrong and he guilted me for being a problem after all those people died

Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social · Jul 17

if you cannot remember in detail what you were doing on 9/11 i will struggle to take your opinion seriously

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Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · 28d

Hit the Penyrd Skynrd and you can smell that smell

Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · Sep 7

Chipocalypse is what happens when the waitress leaves the bowl of tortilla chips on my table at the Tex Mex spot

Tammy Duckworth @duckworth.senate.gov · Sep 6

Take off that Cavalry hat, you draft dodger.

You didn’t earn the right to wear it.

Stolen valor at its worst.

Trump Truth social post: “I love the smell of deportations in the morning…”

Chicago about to find out why it’s called the Department of WAR 🚁🚁🚁

Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · Sep 7

Was expecting a lot of things from this Spike Lee movie, Fergus McCreadie in the soundtrack was not one of them

Bald Asshole @teambeararms.bsky.social · Aug 26

Say I’m all about hoes when I’m all about you, even when I’m with my hoes I tell ‘em all about you