Ted Voltolina
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Lindsey Graham looks like a goldfish you keep thinking it’s time to flush but then you see a bubble.
January 30, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Lindsey Graham looks like a goldfish you keep thinking it’s time to flush but then you see a bubble.
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On the way home from book club, at red lights, she recreated some of her listening expressions in the rearview mirror. An utter nightmare. Each time she had interrupted then laughed at her own joke echoed in her head. And the one smart thing she had to say about the book came to her an hour later.
January 19, 2026 at 4:39 AM
On the way home from book club, at red lights, she recreated some of her listening expressions in the rearview mirror. An utter nightmare. Each time she had interrupted then laughed at her own joke echoed in her head. And the one smart thing she had to say about the book came to her an hour later.
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Doo dah
Doo dah
Doo dah
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Doo dah
Doo dah
Doo dah
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All the gun rights people who claimed they needed their guns in case it became “necessary to the security of a free State…” um this would be your moment.
January 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
All the gun rights people who claimed they needed their guns in case it became “necessary to the security of a free State…” um this would be your moment.
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It already is consistent with other law enforcement agencies, this is the problem
Q: Is it your posture to put restrictions on ICE as a condition for funding DHS?
JEFFRIES: Renee Good should be alive. There was no justification. There are common sense measures that need to put in place so ICE can conduct itself in manner at least consistent w/ every other law enforcement agency
JEFFRIES: Renee Good should be alive. There was no justification. There are common sense measures that need to put in place so ICE can conduct itself in manner at least consistent w/ every other law enforcement agency
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
It already is consistent with other law enforcement agencies, this is the problem
@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social is tomorrow Wet Day Eve already? Or is it 2/10?? I need to know so I can moisten my official Wet Day t-shirt in time.
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social is tomorrow Wet Day Eve already? Or is it 2/10?? I need to know so I can moisten my official Wet Day t-shirt in time.
@nytimes.com not sure I can stomach 50 straight minutes of listening to Trump speak on The Daily today. Can you just release a 30 second highlight reel?
January 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
@nytimes.com not sure I can stomach 50 straight minutes of listening to Trump speak on The Daily today. Can you just release a 30 second highlight reel?
If anyone still needs a reason to subscribe to @cbbworld.bsky.social, there's another Neighborhood Listen season finale featuring the always hilarious @mitchsilpa.bsky.social! Why not??
Thank you for another incredible season, Nicole Parker, @pftompkins.bsky.social, and @brettmorris.bsky.social!
Thank you for another incredible season, Nicole Parker, @pftompkins.bsky.social, and @brettmorris.bsky.social!
January 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
If anyone still needs a reason to subscribe to @cbbworld.bsky.social, there's another Neighborhood Listen season finale featuring the always hilarious @mitchsilpa.bsky.social! Why not??
Thank you for another incredible season, Nicole Parker, @pftompkins.bsky.social, and @brettmorris.bsky.social!
Thank you for another incredible season, Nicole Parker, @pftompkins.bsky.social, and @brettmorris.bsky.social!
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I've watched thousands of videos from the Jan. 6 riot as part of NPR's reporting and archive project on that day.
Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me.
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Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I've watched thousands of videos from the Jan. 6 riot as part of NPR's reporting and archive project on that day.
Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me.
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Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me.
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Let’s get this up to 11!
At a certain point, I'll take the hint but I gotta make an embarrassing admission:
Only 10 tickets have sold for this Sunday's CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS in L.A., so it might be canceled if we don't sell enough.
Special Guest: D'Arcy Carden!
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Only 10 tickets have sold for this Sunday's CONNOR RATLIFF presents THE ACTING CLASS in L.A., so it might be canceled if we don't sell enough.
Special Guest: D'Arcy Carden!
www.dynastytypewriter.com/calendar-squ...
January 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Let’s get this up to 11!
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If only we’d found the pee pee tape
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 AM
If only we’d found the pee pee tape
@scottaukerman.bsky.social you mentioned something about cut content from the between two ferns movie on SHS and it got me thinking - is there any way to buy a physical copy of it?
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
@scottaukerman.bsky.social you mentioned something about cut content from the between two ferns movie on SHS and it got me thinking - is there any way to buy a physical copy of it?
@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social Threedom is definitely coming back right?
January 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
@cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social Threedom is definitely coming back right?
@pftompkins.bsky.social over Xmas break we're going to be tackling our "James and Daddy Fix It List" (doo dah doo dah)
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social over Xmas break we're going to be tackling our "James and Daddy Fix It List" (doo dah doo dah)
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On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, we celebrate the season with MR. BEAN’S HOLIDAY!
Joining us is another cultural icon, frenemy of the show Santa Claus (@pftompkins.bsky.social)!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social - subscribe for a year and get two months free!
Joining us is another cultural icon, frenemy of the show Santa Claus (@pftompkins.bsky.social)!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social - subscribe for a year and get two months free!
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN, we celebrate the season with MR. BEAN’S HOLIDAY!
Joining us is another cultural icon, frenemy of the show Santa Claus (@pftompkins.bsky.social)!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social - subscribe for a year and get two months free!
Joining us is another cultural icon, frenemy of the show Santa Claus (@pftompkins.bsky.social)!
Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social - subscribe for a year and get two months free!
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December 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
@charliemccrackin.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social Found him! Ganz is in Marietta GA and selling pun-based trinkets
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@charliemccrackin.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social Found him! Ganz is in Marietta GA and selling pun-based trinkets
@scottaukerman.bsky.social @shaundiston.bsky.social @connorratliff.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social The craziest thing is that I didn't even watch the show, I'm just really invested in the Next Heads
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
@scottaukerman.bsky.social @shaundiston.bsky.social @connorratliff.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social The craziest thing is that I didn't even watch the show, I'm just really invested in the Next Heads
@danpfeiffer.bsky.social Way to set up @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social for every point on the script he was obviously reading from
a woman in a white jacket is sitting in front of an american flag and clapping her hands .
ALT: a woman in a white jacket is sitting in front of an american flag and clapping her hands .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
@danpfeiffer.bsky.social Way to set up @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social for every point on the script he was obviously reading from
@pftompkins.bsky.social I'd love to hear Mitch McNutt on CBB proper. I have a feeling there wouldn't be much "we're friends, we like each other"
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social I'd love to hear Mitch McNutt on CBB proper. I have a feeling there wouldn't be much "we're friends, we like each other"
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Hey, College Town Kevins! We need some voicemail or email questions/ comments/ hypothetical scenarios to mull over for tomorrow’s recordings! Go to cbbworld.com/callcollegetown pleeeeease daddiesssss
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December 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hey, College Town Kevins! We need some voicemail or email questions/ comments/ hypothetical scenarios to mull over for tomorrow’s recordings! Go to cbbworld.com/callcollegetown pleeeeease daddiesssss
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It’s actually happening!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It’s actually happening!!
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The @cbbworld.bsky.social Black Friday sale is live! Ten dollars off all monthly plans. Code: WECARE
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The @cbbworld.bsky.social Black Friday sale is live! Ten dollars off all monthly plans. Code: WECARE
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I just wanted to eat bugs but Dracula has me running every whichaway
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I just wanted to eat bugs but Dracula has me running every whichaway