Teknopaul
@teknopaul.bsky.social
I'm going straight: which is to say hetro-monagamous: not denouncing criminalty or drug addiction
I love the way they swear in Spain.
Social norms and censorship that prevent swearing are an infringement on your freedom of speech.
Social norms and censorship that prevent swearing are an infringement on your freedom of speech.
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I love the way they swear in Spain.
Social norms and censorship that prevent swearing are an infringement on your freedom of speech.
Social norms and censorship that prevent swearing are an infringement on your freedom of speech.
Funt fact: You can uses cookies on your website without having to put that cookie warning up. It's only needed if you do nefarious marketing stuff with them.
Many people don't know, and add the warning anyway.
But most times you see that pop up the site owner is a cunt, selling your data to corps.
Many people don't know, and add the warning anyway.
But most times you see that pop up the site owner is a cunt, selling your data to corps.
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Funt fact: You can uses cookies on your website without having to put that cookie warning up. It's only needed if you do nefarious marketing stuff with them.
Many people don't know, and add the warning anyway.
But most times you see that pop up the site owner is a cunt, selling your data to corps.
Many people don't know, and add the warning anyway.
But most times you see that pop up the site owner is a cunt, selling your data to corps.
It's 10PM do you know where your glasses are?
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's 10PM do you know where your glasses are?
No LEDs for xmas, these warm the house up!
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
No LEDs for xmas, these warm the house up!
FUCK GOOGLE AND FUCK 2FA.
Yet putting my life at risk because of swatty spotty twatty security bods. that have no IRL , and don't realise that having access to your data gives you far more security than you will ever get from a Google hiding your data away.
FUCK 2FA
Yet putting my life at risk because of swatty spotty twatty security bods. that have no IRL , and don't realise that having access to your data gives you far more security than you will ever get from a Google hiding your data away.
FUCK 2FA
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
FUCK GOOGLE AND FUCK 2FA.
Yet putting my life at risk because of swatty spotty twatty security bods. that have no IRL , and don't realise that having access to your data gives you far more security than you will ever get from a Google hiding your data away.
FUCK 2FA
Yet putting my life at risk because of swatty spotty twatty security bods. that have no IRL , and don't realise that having access to your data gives you far more security than you will ever get from a Google hiding your data away.
FUCK 2FA
Pub quiz 2050:
Which US president was a known pedophile and over 200,000 rape babies were born while he was in office?
For an extra point, who was his AG?
Which US president was a known pedophile and over 200,000 rape babies were born while he was in office?
For an extra point, who was his AG?
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Pub quiz 2050:
Which US president was a known pedophile and over 200,000 rape babies were born while he was in office?
For an extra point, who was his AG?
Which US president was a known pedophile and over 200,000 rape babies were born while he was in office?
For an extra point, who was his AG?
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Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
@jetbrains.com hey guys Kotlin is cool but are you writing any Java?
Spoke to few co-workers today, it's not just me. Intellij for Java is continuosly fucked and can't compile Java.
Old versions were stable.
New versions are just broken.
I have an alias for
find . -name .idea | xargs rm -r
Spoke to few co-workers today, it's not just me. Intellij for Java is continuosly fucked and can't compile Java.
Old versions were stable.
New versions are just broken.
I have an alias for
find . -name .idea | xargs rm -r
October 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
@jetbrains.com hey guys Kotlin is cool but are you writing any Java?
Spoke to few co-workers today, it's not just me. Intellij for Java is continuosly fucked and can't compile Java.
Old versions were stable.
New versions are just broken.
I have an alias for
find . -name .idea | xargs rm -r
Spoke to few co-workers today, it's not just me. Intellij for Java is continuosly fucked and can't compile Java.
Old versions were stable.
New versions are just broken.
I have an alias for
find . -name .idea | xargs rm -r
There are 10 festivals you hace to do before you die.
Carcassonne you have to do just before you die.
Carcassonne you have to do just before you die.
September 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
There are 10 festivals you hace to do before you die.
Carcassonne you have to do just before you die.
Carcassonne you have to do just before you die.
If you use Desktop Linux you control silly things like this
LOVE the thing where my work computer decides that the perfect time to force a mandatory update on me is 15 minutes before a call I need to present on.
September 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If you use Desktop Linux you control silly things like this
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The Brits don’t mince words.
September 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The Brits don’t mince words.
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Charlie Brown may not have hoes, but Linus has been balls deep in every truck stop hooker from here to El Paso.
September 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Charlie Brown may not have hoes, but Linus has been balls deep in every truck stop hooker from here to El Paso.
Sooo ChatGPT5.0 just deleted early chats of mine, I suspect dark forces are in unhappy as the truth engine is rolled out.
Top tip: to save your work with a long chain of prompts backup your chats locally.
Manage your chat setup scripts. (generic style, tone & experience prompts) it's a copy paste
Top tip: to save your work with a long chain of prompts backup your chats locally.
Manage your chat setup scripts. (generic style, tone & experience prompts) it's a copy paste
September 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Sooo ChatGPT5.0 just deleted early chats of mine, I suspect dark forces are in unhappy as the truth engine is rolled out.
Top tip: to save your work with a long chain of prompts backup your chats locally.
Manage your chat setup scripts. (generic style, tone & experience prompts) it's a copy paste
Top tip: to save your work with a long chain of prompts backup your chats locally.
Manage your chat setup scripts. (generic style, tone & experience prompts) it's a copy paste
The Amazon Google and Microsoft clouds have become a ripoff pretty quick.
This is how much a vps costs monthly to do cloud stuff yourself.
Half decent anti-trust law would make vps and onprem the only viable solution for most workloads.
And public clouds have huge amount of maintenance downtime
This is how much a vps costs monthly to do cloud stuff yourself.
Half decent anti-trust law would make vps and onprem the only viable solution for most workloads.
And public clouds have huge amount of maintenance downtime
September 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
The Amazon Google and Microsoft clouds have become a ripoff pretty quick.
This is how much a vps costs monthly to do cloud stuff yourself.
Half decent anti-trust law would make vps and onprem the only viable solution for most workloads.
And public clouds have huge amount of maintenance downtime
This is how much a vps costs monthly to do cloud stuff yourself.
Half decent anti-trust law would make vps and onprem the only viable solution for most workloads.
And public clouds have huge amount of maintenance downtime
I understand the point of 2fa, but can one of the factors not be..
"I signed in yesterday from the same fucking computer, logged in as the same fucking user, and nothing has changed between now and then"
"I signed in yesterday from the same fucking computer, logged in as the same fucking user, and nothing has changed between now and then"
September 19, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I understand the point of 2fa, but can one of the factors not be..
"I signed in yesterday from the same fucking computer, logged in as the same fucking user, and nothing has changed between now and then"
"I signed in yesterday from the same fucking computer, logged in as the same fucking user, and nothing has changed between now and then"
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I could be a morning person if morning happened around 1-2pm. I’m only a morning person on Christmas.
September 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I could be a morning person if morning happened around 1-2pm. I’m only a morning person on Christmas.
Last post accepts no comments even after reposting. Some people do t understand aí still. Which is worrying
September 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Last post accepts no comments even after reposting. Some people do t understand aí still. Which is worrying
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it's so funny that all these economic pieces are like 'could it be that silicon valley has made a bad bet?' and then the bet is that a text prediction software will achieve consciousness
September 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
it's so funny that all these economic pieces are like 'could it be that silicon valley has made a bad bet?' and then the bet is that a text prediction software will achieve consciousness
Rat Queens: highly recommended if you like strong female characters with inter-species sex, drugs & violence.
(yes, inter-species drugs is a thing)
(yes, inter-species drugs is a thing)
September 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Rat Queens: highly recommended if you like strong female characters with inter-species sex, drugs & violence.
(yes, inter-species drugs is a thing)
(yes, inter-species drugs is a thing)
@jetbrains.com I miss the days when context sensitive help was sensitive to the context and helped. Instead of the AI ramblings of an LLM.
Idea can no longer find Java imports quickly.
Idea can no longer find Java imports quickly.
September 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
@jetbrains.com I miss the days when context sensitive help was sensitive to the context and helped. Instead of the AI ramblings of an LLM.
Idea can no longer find Java imports quickly.
Idea can no longer find Java imports quickly.
Microsoft have owned swiftkey for 15 years now, and it's still not possible to type e.g. or n.b. Or p. S.
Uneducated yanks can't handle a bit of bit of Latin Q.E.D
Uneducated yanks can't handle a bit of bit of Latin Q.E.D
August 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Microsoft have owned swiftkey for 15 years now, and it's still not possible to type e.g. or n.b. Or p. S.
Uneducated yanks can't handle a bit of bit of Latin Q.E.D
Uneducated yanks can't handle a bit of bit of Latin Q.E.D
"You can't put lipstick on a pig" , they say.
Because they haven't met the right class of pig
& those pigs don't give a fuck what they think.
Because they haven't met the right class of pig
& those pigs don't give a fuck what they think.
August 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"You can't put lipstick on a pig" , they say.
Because they haven't met the right class of pig
& those pigs don't give a fuck what they think.
Because they haven't met the right class of pig
& those pigs don't give a fuck what they think.
For once, AI shows a little humility
August 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
For once, AI shows a little humility
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“I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot” sounds like the filthiest euphemism I have ever heard.
August 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot” sounds like the filthiest euphemism I have ever heard.