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Let's talk about the Sounders and board games.

Lord have his grilled cheese!

Just back from a successful boys trip to Jupiter.
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always bears repeating that this is NOT a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Crazy story: A bank analyst published a report showing Kalshi users lose money even faster than sports gamblers, so Kalshi first tried to pressure the data provider to change their data and then accused them and the analyst of conspiring to extort them when that doesn’t work.
February 4, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Still enjoy this one
November 16, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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CALLING ALL EARLY BIRDS 🗣️

We will be broadcasting BOTH of our friendlies in Marbella this Thursday!

* SSFC v. Hammarby IF, 4 a.m. PT*
* SSFC v. Metalist FC 1925, 7 a.m. PT*

*Times subject to change.

READ MORE ➡️ sndrs.com/c2sqkbnu
February 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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World roundup: February 2-3 2026
World roundup: February 2-3 2026
Stories from Iran, India, Sudan, and elsewhere
open.substack.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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you ready for some straight culture
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
A garden store called Maslow's Hierarchy of Seeds
A jewelry/crafting store called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Beads
A medieval-themed called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Meads
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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Look who we ran into in Spain 🇸🇪

It's always a pleasure to catch up with you, Gustav!
February 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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ME: I knew Pagliacci was a stage name, but the joke didn't work unless I pretended it was his real name.

CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.

M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.

C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.

M: Hold on
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.

CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?

DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.

C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?

DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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remember back when we all doodled the current thing for warmups? we could bring that back, maybe, that was fun
February 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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every xenoblade 1 cutscene
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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So in the end, keeping Obed the extra year got them a trophy, an extra $10m at the gate, $3.5m and a 20% sell-on from a giant club that routinely sells players for $15m or more.

Selling him at max value last year would've gotten them $10m, no sell-on, no trophy and would've cost them that $10m gate
February 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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A meteoric rise to international stardom. 🚀

Seven years ago, Obed Vargas joined the Sounders Academy. Now, he’s signed for the club he grew up supporting.
February 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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They peg the fee at $3.5m plus ‘significant’ add-ons in addition to a sell-on.
February 2, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Land of the freeeeeeeeeeee
The Montreal Canadiens are playing the Minnesota Wild in Minneapolis tonight. The players have been recommended to stay in/eat at the hotel, take the team bus to the arena, and carry passports.

Perhaps we shouldn't be hosting the World Cup and the Olympics...
February 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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$3.5m and a 20% sell-on is great work for a guy who's entering the final year of his deal and could leave for free 12 months from now (sign a pre-contract in the summer).

Doubly so b/c they don't win a title last year – and make literally $10m extra on the way to it – if they'd sold him last summer
@mattdoyle.bsky.social Thoughts on the Obed Vargas deal for a rumored 3M? Feels a bit like like the sounders dropped the ball here. I kept hearing about a big payday once he sold, but they waited too long and now can barely get anything for him. Or am I reading the tea leaves wrong?
February 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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In the coming days you might well hear arguments that surveillance is the answer to the tragedy of gun violence, and therefore Seattle shouldn't turn off SPD's cameras. I urge you to interrogate this framing.
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Oh, look, they don't need more money to enact performative changes.
Breaking:

WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Noem says every DHS officer deployed to Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera.
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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NEWS | We have transferred midfielder Obed Vargas to La Liga’s Atlético de Madrid.

We wish you all the best, Obed! Once A Sounder, Always A Sounder. 💚

READ ➡️ sndrs.com/1z2djw5q
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Always A Sounder: Thank You, Obed Vargas!
YouTube video by Seattle Sounders FC
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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The photos from a UN fact finding mission to northern Gaza which were part of a diplomatic cable suppressed by the US Ambassador to Israel, Jack Lew, have been released by Drop Site News. These are the genocidal conditions in Gaza that Lew specifically tried to hide from the White House and public.
Look at the photos. The thing I heard often working on the USAID Gaza response from our partners in Gaza was the field of dead bodies - men, women, children - that fanned out around IDF checkpoints in the Netzarim corridor. Shot by IDF soldiers for no reason (unless "for fun" counts as a reason).
U.S. Envoys Refused to Report "Apocalyptic" Conditions in Gaza. Exclusive Photos Show the Reality They Suppressed
The U.S. embassy in Jerusalem suppressed a February 2024 report on northern Gaza because it “lacked balance.” These photos from the UN fact finding trip are visual evidence of the conditions.
www.dropsitenews.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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I am horrified and disgusted by the lack out outrage on the part of the corporate media to the arrest of two Black independent journalists on Friday for doing journalism, Don Lemon and Georgia Fort. Where are the editorials? I'm mulling. In the meantime pls read:
presswatchers.org/2026/01/jour...
Journalists must forcefully decry the arrests of Don Lemon and Georgia Fort | Press Watch
Press freedom is at stake, and news organizations need to say so
presswatchers.org
February 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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I’ve confirmed the Obed Vargas transfer is completed. He’ll join Atlético Madrid. Deal was apparently not quite as straightforward as had been reported. Took some work to get over line.
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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During COVID there was no meaningful statistical difference between Ds and Rs for jail and prison releases. People were left to die by both parties as guards called in sick.
February 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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BREAKING: Trump team to start “daily” meetings to focus on prosecuting his political adversaries, according to CNN

Looks like Susie Wiles’ efforts to “limit” Trump’s focus on retribution has failed spectacularly.

www.cnn.com/2026/02/02/p...
Justice Department expected to ramp up efforts to deliver on Trump’s ‘weaponization’ priorities | CNN Politics
Justice Department officials are expected to meet Monday to discuss how to reenergize probes that are considered a top priority for President Donald Trump — reviewing the actions of officials who inve...
www.cnn.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 PM