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tesel8s.bsky.social
Matt
@tesel8s.bsky.social
160 followers 87 following 720 posts
Stewman in an ether factory. He/they. Los Angeles adjacent.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · Nov 16
Online: tesel8s/tesel8me/“tes”
My friends call me: Matt
By day: scientist/chemist/pharma safety and mfg
Hobbies: science projects/exhibits, photography, “Making”, cooking
Pronouns: he/they
Identity: out queer, GNC, sub. Married, ENM.
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Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 26d
being trans is awesome and trans people are amazing and gender is a dumb box and anyone who makes their own crowbar to smash it from inside is a hero actually.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · 2d
I meant to mention that there's a black (anodized?) thingie on the showerhead that holds the shampoo etc- it might be coming from the showerhead dripping on it. If you get houseguest reprieve, try removing it and see if that helps.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · 3d
“If everyone’s a felon then no one’s a felon.”
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · 4d
www.reddit.com/r/GenX/s/Rz7...
BehavioralSink's comment on "For all my homies starting their path down Prostrate Lane, a little thing they don't tell you about..."
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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 5d
I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · 9d
Handmade bumper sticker, says “F’ELON”
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · 14d
Why would AI turn on us, when it’s so easy to get us to turn on each other?
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · 15d
Sign on street corner, “attorney genuflect”
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 19d
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · 23d
bsky.app/profile/slee...
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · 23d
Let me know when things escalate to stage Arbeh or
Choshech because I probably don’t want to try to sit out
Makat Bechorot.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · 23d
Disney plus sub cancelled.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · 27d
GenX bitching so long…
Are we the baddies meme
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 29d
Another thing: the people lining up to say “but he was nice to *me*” are to a person white guys in powerful positions. I got news for you: he did not respect your ideas, he respected your power and enjoyed proximity to it. Of course he was nice to you.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · Sep 12
HTH.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · Sep 11
That feeling when you visit the Cabazon Dinosaurs and you worry that reality is glitching. Wait a minute: how many toes on a brontosaurus?
The Cabazon Dinosaurs
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · Sep 10
Remember, too: nobody deserves it.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · Sep 10
That said, we are a nation that is already at war; what remains is the wikipedia page, listing combatants and injuries. Asking us to "remain calm" is just ignoring the page is being written as we speak. In this season, pray only for forgiveness and to be written into the book of life one more year.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · Sep 10
War is stupid, and should never happen.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · Sep 10
AirPods Pro 3 draft design
Image of Babel Fish from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · Sep 9
“Noshie’s in Narnia again”.
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · Sep 8
I always steal “narnia” for that. We had houseguests who were horrified that our cat would disappear into the woodwork and pull back baby onesies from Narnia.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · Sep 5
Colbert, on RFK Jr’s hearing.

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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · Sep 5
www.reddit.com/r/chemistry/... #classicsofchemdit
From the chemistry community on Reddit: Always a classic. Step 1: Make hydrogen cyanide. Step 2: Light a cigarette to stay safe. (Org. Synth. 1927)
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Matt @tesel8s.bsky.social · Sep 3
It could work... it should work... it would work... it's working already! youtu.be/mg2N0dOb_jM #notcountingthemezzanine
The Hudsucker Proxy - Excerpt (1994) 1080p HD
YouTube video by Umbrella Entertainment
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