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Tessa Brown
@tessa.germnetwork.com
you're in her DMs, I made her Germ DM 🔌

ceo and cofounder of @germnetwork.com 🌱 san franciscan today, chicagoan 4eva

Germ DM me 🔑
https://ger.mx/A53xu7cyweS-R5l3GdDawq8007L96gI4bL-KTFv0kBMz#did:plc:ad4m72ykh2evfdqen3qowxmg

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Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and Tony Dokoupil

Shotskis, anyone? 🥃🎿
Update — Here is another clearer view of the "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" staging at CBS News:
January 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Welcome DM'ers!
It’s #WaitlistWednesday! That means more of you are about to get end-to-end encrypted DMs that connect you across the Atmosphere.

Who’s ready to test the first-run experience for beta build 3806? 🙋‍♀️📲🔑
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
So this isnt about Heated Rivalry?
*fake participating in "Month of Dick" even though I'm not actually rereading the book*

I wanna see Moby Dick rewritten as Mad Max: Fury Road homage…call it "Mad Dick: Ocean Road" 🐋
January 14, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Post your pinned feeds

(In Settings > Content and Media)
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Bill has been cooking this week. 🪶
Would I were in an alehouse in London, I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.
January 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
My wife, a California College of the Arts alumna, has just informed me that the school has been bought wholesale by Vanderbilt U. The last design school in the Bay Area.

One might reasonably wonder why CCA spent the last 10 years building a new building by Jeanne Gang

cca.edu/about/vander...
Vanderbilt Agreement
President Howse announces an agreement with Vanderbilt University. CCA will conclude operations by the end of the 2026–27 academic year.
cca.edu
January 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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We needed this.
Kudos to @insidehighered.com for giving @bakerdphd.bsky.social a column. I couldn’t be more excited for what’s she’s choosing to do with it.

www.insidehighered.com/opinion/colu...
January 13, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Happening now! Germ DM on Eli's Live Stream 🤩
January 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Start the conversation, faster.

E2EE DMs on Germ launch straight from your link in bio.

Our newest beta build is out now.
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Aaron Rodgers, in extreme slow motion.

🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Just got a bunch of book cards in the mail from One Signal/Atria with a link to my De La Soul YouTube playlist and the tracklist! They’re amazing!

I will hand them out to folks who come to the first few events of my book tour starting later this month!
January 12, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Clearly cultureposting today. I cope how I cope ok
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Ahahahahahahaha reading Clan of the Cave Bear scarred me for LIFE

I was 10. Iykyk
I mean, say what you will about Gen X but do you really think it was a coincidence that young girls all discovered Flowers in the Attic and Clan of the Cave Bear at the same time?
January 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Ok note to self: make this feed 🫣😬😛
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I use Redact
Unrelated: When your profile says "These skeets delete"...how are you doing that?
January 13, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Are there any good pop culture feeds?

Otherwise I might need to make one.
January 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Was great working with the @germnetwork.com team to figure out where we needed to improve, and swift isn't too hard to work with!
Germ DM x ATProto beta version 3806 just shipped.

Check out our new fixes, including OAuth improvements thanks to the great work of @thisismissem.social.

Look out for a better login experience. If you were locked out before, try again! 🏁
January 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Testing Germ DM x ATProto? Our new beta version is live!

Head to TestFlight to make sure you’re updated to our newest version, 3.0.0 (3806). Then let us know how she runs. 🌱🌷
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I'm calling it now, Sinners is going to be completely locked out of major awards. Like it never happened, like it wasn't the head and shoulders movie of the year.
January 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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O, that’s well said: the chair.
January 12, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Gayle’s fangirling
Hudson sees the calendar too
January 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
These weird dresses are giving Hunger Games.

It’s gonna be one disassociated awards season.
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Olandria and Shane Hollander in the same room. Insane
Olandria Carthen attends the #GoldenGlobes2026
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
These golden globes dresses are terrible. Guess it’s hard to dress for the blitz
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
The corollary isn't 1933. It’s 1939.

Everything is speeding up.
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM